A girl is coming over tmr night but there's a red stain on my mattress cover

[๕ඞChick3ncu1ry]

it was from my red boxer that I got as a gift.

It would be weird af if she points it out, because it looks like a girl's period

I tried putting in the washing machine and dryer after for 1;30h still stained.

 

[Bojack]

Just leave it if ur +8 a red stain won’t matter

 

[๕ඞChick3ncu1ry]

Just leave it if ur +8 a red stain won’t matter

it looks primitive tho

 

[gooner23]

just say it was a bloody nose

 

[Bojack]

it looks primitive tho

So does the game, but we all play it neeguh

 

[AOL]

just say it was a bloody nose

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

just say you killed a dude, she will get wet the moment she realizes who the dark triad bull you are