A girl spotted my jaw implants. Still made out with her

[randomvanish]

Went clubbing, approached a girl and gave her a compliment for her giant zygomatic bones.
She said "thanks but they are not god-gifted" which means she got implants from Dr.Eppley.
Since i also have pretty big zygos naturally i said "well you are almost on my level when it comes to zygos you bitch". She laughed and said "well yours are really nice, but i think you also did something to your gonials". I tried to lie that I'm a chad and born with it and say they are natural, but she didnt believe me.
In the end i still made out with her and got her number.
I got the jaw implants almost 2 years ago, and they are somehow still looks bloated. Still now i am rethinking if i should get them removed and get bimax from salieri.

 

[Deleted member 18849]

Wtf is that girl browsing here

 

[randomvanish]

Wtf

yeah

 

[Deleted member 15866]

Lol yeah girls dont give a fuck if you fraud your genes
watch this video

 

[casadebanho]

Wtf is that girl browsing here

He's referencing the Deusmaximus thread

 

[Dog]

Clubs

 

[Cardiologyscribe]

Went clubbing, approached a girl and gave her a compliment for her giant zygomatic bones.
She said "thanks but they are not god-gifted" which means she got implants from Dr.Eppley.
Since i also have pretty big zygos naturally i said "well you are almost on my level when it comes to zygos you bitch". She laughed and said "well yours are really nice, but i think you also did something to your gonials". I tried to lie that I'm a chad and born with it and say they are natural, but she didnt believe me.
In the end i still made out with her and got her number.
I got the jaw implants almost 2 years ago, and they are somehow still looks bloated. Still now i am rethinking if i should get them removed and get bimax from salieri.

I think you should get them redesigned in peek

 

[Deleted member 8869]

Went clubbing, approached a girl and gave her a compliment for her giant zygomatic bones.
She said "thanks but they are not god-gifted" which means she got implants from Dr.Eppley.
Since i also have pretty big zygos naturally i said "well you are almost on my level when it comes to zygos you bitch". She laughed and said "well yours are really nice, but i think you also did something to your gonials". I tried to lie that I'm a chad and born with it and say they are natural, but she didnt believe me.
In the end i still made out with her and got her number.
I got the jaw implants almost 2 years ago, and they are somehow still looks bloated. Still now i am rethinking if i should get them removed and get bimax from salieri.

salieri? the don of mafia 1?