Hollywood
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Bros... wtf just happened.
My T is like shit, slow gains in gym, face looking like a 14 year old even at 25, no morning wood, the usual low T death stack.
Doctor tells me to drop my pants. I'm thinking okay blood draw whatever. Nah.
He starts straight up PALPATING my balls like he's checking for ripe avocados at Costco.
Cupping them, rolling them around, squeezing lightly. Took like 2 full minutes. I was staring at the ceiling trying not to cry.
He goes "hmm... size is on the smaller side, texture normal but could indicate hypogonadism."
My balls have never been touched by another man before.
Is this the final boss of subhumanity?
Anyway he ordered semen analysis for next week. I gotta jerk off into a cup at the lab like a cuck.
They said "abstain from ejaculation for 3-5 days" lmao so no gooning all weekend.
If my count is low or my swimmers are retarded I'm actually over. Pray for me bros. If I'm infertile it's over, no legacy, bloodline ends with me.
If it's normal maybe I just need TRT and I can finally ascend.
Find out in the next episode
My T is like shit, slow gains in gym, face looking like a 14 year old even at 25, no morning wood, the usual low T death stack.
Doctor tells me to drop my pants. I'm thinking okay blood draw whatever. Nah.
He starts straight up PALPATING my balls like he's checking for ripe avocados at Costco.
Cupping them, rolling them around, squeezing lightly. Took like 2 full minutes. I was staring at the ceiling trying not to cry.
He goes "hmm... size is on the smaller side, texture normal but could indicate hypogonadism."
My balls have never been touched by another man before.
Is this the final boss of subhumanity?
Anyway he ordered semen analysis for next week. I gotta jerk off into a cup at the lab like a cuck.
They said "abstain from ejaculation for 3-5 days" lmao so no gooning all weekend.
If my count is low or my swimmers are retarded I'm actually over. Pray for me bros. If I'm infertile it's over, no legacy, bloodline ends with me.
If it's normal maybe I just need TRT and I can finally ascend.
Find out in the next episode
