A Man Felt Up My Balls Yesterday

[Hollywood]

Bros... wtf just happened.

My T is like shit, slow gains in gym, face looking like a 14 year old even at 25, no morning wood, the usual low T death stack.

Doctor tells me to drop my pants. I'm thinking okay blood draw whatever. Nah.

He starts straight up PALPATING my balls like he's checking for ripe avocados at Costco.
Cupping them, rolling them around, squeezing lightly. Took like 2 full minutes. I was staring at the ceiling trying not to cry.

He goes "hmm... size is on the smaller side, texture normal but could indicate hypogonadism."

My balls have never been touched by another man before.
Is this the final boss of subhumanity?

Anyway he ordered semen analysis for next week. I gotta jerk off into a cup at the lab like a cuck.

They said "abstain from ejaculation for 3-5 days" lmao so no gooning all weekend.

If my count is low or my swimmers are retarded I'm actually over. Pray for me bros. If I'm infertile it's over, no legacy, bloodline ends with me.
If it's normal maybe I just need TRT and I can finally ascend.

Find out in the next episode

 

[Aypo129]

We didn't need to know this

 

[Aypo129]

This hidden info should have remained hidden

 

[$Whoami]

Bros... wtf just happened.

My T is like shit, slow gains in gym, face looking like a 14 year old even at 25, no morning wood, the usual low T death stack.

Doctor tells me to drop my pants. I'm thinking okay blood draw whatever. Nah.

He starts straight up PALPATING my balls like he's checking for ripe avocados at Costco.
Cupping them, rolling them around, squeezing lightly. Took like 2 full minutes. I was staring at the ceiling trying not to cry.

He goes "hmm... size is on the smaller side, texture normal but could indicate hypogonadism."

My balls have never been touched by another man before.
Is this the final boss of subhumanity?

Anyway he ordered semen analysis for next week. I gotta jerk off into a cup at the lab like a cuck.

They said "abstain from ejaculation for 3-5 days" lmao so no gooning all weekend.

If my count is low or my swimmers are retarded I'm actually over. Pray for me bros. If I'm infertile it's over, no legacy, bloodline ends with me.
If it's normal maybe I just need TRT and I can finally ascend.

Find out in the next episode

Sometimes it's best to stay quiet.

 

[Hollywood]

We didn't need to know this

Yeah wait until I provide my BOTB of the lead up process to my TRT

You're gonna hear all sorts

 

[Hollywood]

Sometimes it's best to stay quiet.

Nah this is real sharing of the processes leading up to my TRT choices

 

[Aypo129]

I have screenshoted this btw

This will do numbers in my indian WhatsApp group
You might become a celebrity on insta soon

 

[Hollywood]

I have screenshoted this btw
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This will do numbers in my indian WhatsApp group
You might become a celebrity on insta soon

Sounds good bro, big up India

 

[tallcel]

I really hope my doctor never has to play with my ballsack. Unless it’s a woman ofc

 

[jotunnr]

Bros... wtf just happened.

My T is like shit, slow gains in gym, face looking like a 14 year old even at 25, no morning wood, the usual low T death stack.

Doctor tells me to drop my pants. I'm thinking okay blood draw whatever. Nah.

He starts straight up PALPATING my balls like he's checking for ripe avocados at Costco.
Cupping them, rolling them around, squeezing lightly. Took like 2 full minutes. I was staring at the ceiling trying not to cry.

He goes "hmm... size is on the smaller side, texture normal but could indicate hypogonadism."

My balls have never been touched by another man before.
Is this the final boss of subhumanity?

Anyway he ordered semen analysis for next week. I gotta jerk off into a cup at the lab like a cuck.

They said "abstain from ejaculation for 3-5 days" lmao so no gooning all weekend.

If my count is low or my swimmers are retarded I'm actually over. Pray for me bros. If I'm infertile it's over, no legacy, bloodline ends with me.
If it's normal maybe I just need TRT and I can finally ascend.

Find out in the next episode

One of the threads of all time

 

[Hollywood]

I really hope my doctor never has to play with my ballsack. Unless it’s a woman ofc

The Boiled One is gonna come play with ur balls

 

[Hollywood]

One of the threads of all time

Real recognise real

 

[Aypo129]

I also have this experience actually seriously
A year ago due to obesity
I got a affliction in my rear, Anal fissure
And the doctor being the absolute indian he is inserted his finger in my asshole and around
What a faggot he was
I will never be fat again

 

[Hollywood]

I also have this experience actually seriously
A year ago due to obesity
I got a affliction in my rear, Anal fissure
And the doctor being the absolute indian he is inserted his finger in my asshole and around
What a faggot he was
I will never be fat again

Bro what
How fat do you have to be to get fingered

 

[Aypo129]

Bro what
How fat do you have to be to get fingered

It happens
The leading cause of anal fissure is pressure gets too tight around the rear
Well I was a fatass
But the faggot doctor didn't have to finger me

 

[Pickletoil]

Fuckkk imagine you got a female doctor in her 20's instead to do that

 

[Aypo129]

Fuckkk imagine you got a female doctor in her 20's instead to do that

Hmm yeah
I should have gone to a female doctor instead

 

[sebtrynaascend]

Did u get hard

 

[Sigmafeet]

Did u get hard

My nigga ?

 

[sebtrynaascend]

My nigga ?

Im asking if he's a faggot or not

 

[Sigmafeet]

Im asking if he's a faggot or not

Ah aight

 

[George Floyd!!]

Bros... wtf just happened.

My T is like shit, slow gains in gym, face looking like a 14 year old even at 25, no morning wood, the usual low T death stack.

Doctor tells me to drop my pants. I'm thinking okay blood draw whatever. Nah.

He starts straight up PALPATING my balls like he's checking for ripe avocados at Costco.
Cupping them, rolling them around, squeezing lightly. Took like 2 full minutes. I was staring at the ceiling trying not to cry.

He goes "hmm... size is on the smaller side, texture normal but could indicate hypogonadism."

My balls have never been touched by another man before.
Is this the final boss of subhumanity?

Anyway he ordered semen analysis for next week. I gotta jerk off into a cup at the lab like a cuck.

They said "abstain from ejaculation for 3-5 days" lmao so no gooning all weekend.

If my count is low or my swimmers are retarded I'm actually over. Pray for me bros. If I'm infertile it's over, no legacy, bloodline ends with me.
If it's normal maybe I just need TRT and I can finally ascend.

Find out in the next episode

That should be a womens job i swear they should give happy endings aswell at the end.

 

[Hollywood]

It happens
The leading cause of anal fissure is pressure gets too tight around the rear
Well I was a fatass
But the faggot doctor didn't have to finger me

Yeah bro that's when u know it's time to incline walk

 

[Hollywood]

Did u get hard

No bro

 

[Hollywood]

Fuckkk imagine you got a female doctor in her 20's instead to do that

Imagine

 

[Hollywood]

That should be a womens job i swear they should give happy endings aswell at the end.

Facts .. for my own .. "comfortability"