A peak human will kill a chimp

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@ØUROBOROS

The Only people who think otherwise are gullible low iq kids who fall for rumor claims or women. And women fall into that category as well.

A chimp is only 1.35x stronger than an AVERAGE human so a trained peak 6’5 muscular human like myself would easily kill that little monkey
 
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Shit give me a year to prepare and I'd kill it easily
 
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Aren’t you obese and 5’4 bro?
 
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just buy a gun and shoot the little fucker
 
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would lebron kill a chimp?

Lebron
 
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ive thought about this, a ratio of amount of humans needed to kill a gorilla would only be 1:1 with a fraction of humans

basically, imagine 7 levan dvalishvilis (6'3, ~415lbs, bench=585 at peak)

now, imagine the PEAK silverback gorilla(1.80cm peak, 5'11, ~500lbs, 925 est. bench)

the issue is, that when visualizing 6 levans fighting this silverback, they would narrowly lose

but when you put SEVEN Levans, they could then beat multiple (potentially even more then 7) gorillas

this is because humans have big muscular potential (an are even stronger then gorillas, given legs), but because they are built for working long and not fast, they aren't strong enough to beat other equally as muscular animals (humans= slow twitch fibres, animals=fast twitch fibres)

I think 7 levans could beat more then 7 gorillas:ogre::lul::lul::lul:

also, one mma fighter could beat a chimpanzee, theyre emotional creatures who dont think fighting meaninglessly is worth it, and a big human is long enough to not get bit in the face:ogre::soy::soy::soy:
 
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Men are 1.5x stronger than women generally.
If you think 1.35x stronger is little, you're mistaken.
You also have to factor in that a chimp has sharp canines and strong bite, and can use his bite very aggressively. Plus the fact that they are fairly good grapplers and quite fast.
Lastly you have to take into account the fact that the chimp is a wild beast, he fights in a state of blind rage and very violently, lacks high sense of danger, has very low inhibition and has high innate killing instinct.
It's not going to be as easy as you imagine it to be, little rambo.

Now of course there is always the cheat code in such situations:

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