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Thread song:
As soon I turned 18, I downloaded every sportsbook app. Why? Promo funds. A lot of these apps reward you with $50-125 in promo funds off of a $10 deposit. I downloaded around 5 apps (Prizepicks, Underdog, DraftKings, Chalkboard, and Sleeper) and ended up with $400 in promo funds off of $40
What did I do next? I WON
This was my first ever weekend gambling and I won $1100. I was stoked but I knew it would be easy.
So point being off of $40, you are given $400 which is a substantial amount of firing power for some serious return on investment. Even with error you are more than likely to go profitable with $400 to fire with.
Well I deposited the only money to my name, what do I do next? We cannot give this money back to the casino that was given to us.
Here’s what I recommend:
ONLY BET ON PROMOS ( FREE PICKS, DISCOUNTED PICKS, PROTECTED PLAYS)
USE DEPOSIT BONUS OPPORTUNITIES
DO 2 LEGGED SLIPS UNTIL PROMO FUNDS ARE OURS
DONT BE SCARED TO BET UNDERS
STAY AWAY FROM NBA AND WNBA (NIGGERIGGED SPORT AND MANY ONGOING INVESTIGATIONS)
DO BET MLB, IT IS THE MOST CONSISTENT SPORT
DO BET ON HITTER FANTASY SCORE
WHEN PLAYERS ARE HOT RIDE THEIR OVER UNTIL THEY GO UNDER AND THEN FADE
Heres me helping a foid she deposited $10 into prizepicks and underdog
I won her nearly $300 across prize picks and underdog in 2 days, her dad even tailed the picks.
And again this off of her depositing $20.
(Still didnt let me hit)
I now sportbet everyday and have made a good amount of money doing so.
Here is my earnings from prizepicks and underdog, not counting the other apps cause I mainly bet on these two.
(Inb4 this is satire, somewhat..also relatively short read I just wanted a song
)
I’ll let this be my submission @Volpa
#VolpaMogs
Thread song:
As soon I turned 18, I downloaded every sportsbook app. Why? Promo funds. A lot of these apps reward you with $50-125 in promo funds off of a $10 deposit. I downloaded around 5 apps (Prizepicks, Underdog, DraftKings, Chalkboard, and Sleeper) and ended up with $400 in promo funds off of $40
What did I do next? I WON
This was my first ever weekend gambling and I won $1100. I was stoked but I knew it would be easy.
So point being off of $40, you are given $400 which is a substantial amount of firing power for some serious return on investment. Even with error you are more than likely to go profitable with $400 to fire with.
Well I deposited the only money to my name, what do I do next? We cannot give this money back to the casino that was given to us.
Here’s what I recommend:
ONLY BET ON PROMOS ( FREE PICKS, DISCOUNTED PICKS, PROTECTED PLAYS)
USE DEPOSIT BONUS OPPORTUNITIES
DO 2 LEGGED SLIPS UNTIL PROMO FUNDS ARE OURS
DONT BE SCARED TO BET UNDERS
STAY AWAY FROM NBA AND WNBA (NIGGERIGGED SPORT AND MANY ONGOING INVESTIGATIONS)
DO BET MLB, IT IS THE MOST CONSISTENT SPORT
DO BET ON HITTER FANTASY SCORE
WHEN PLAYERS ARE HOT RIDE THEIR OVER UNTIL THEY GO UNDER AND THEN FADE
Heres me helping a foid she deposited $10 into prizepicks and underdog
I won her nearly $300 across prize picks and underdog in 2 days, her dad even tailed the picks.
And again this off of her depositing $20.
(Still didnt let me hit)
I now sportbet everyday and have made a good amount of money doing so.
Here is my earnings from prizepicks and underdog, not counting the other apps cause I mainly bet on these two.
(Inb4 this is satire, somewhat..also relatively short read I just wanted a song
)I’ll let this be my submission @Volpa
#VolpaMogs
