About to publish my first WOKE novel

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

So I will use a pseudonym to conceal my identity. And knowing I spoil endings, that name will be Big John's Used Hubcaps Sale. Eh? Booyah.

Anyway, the novel is about a love affair between a college coed and her dog. However, there's a catch! She doesn't see him as a dog but as another woman who's exemplary at oral. Eh? The reader's in for a treat of a twist. And it justifies the relationship without making it seem disturbed. Also, she's a transgender woman. And the dog, a transgender female. So I'm appropriately staying within the decrees of Woke authorship. There should be no reason my novel isn't voted book of the year.

 

[Bashan]

I don't like you man.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

I don't like you man.

Sweet! Explain, chump.

 

[LiteralCaucasian]

Post it on /lit/ so we can criticise you properly!

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Post it on /lit/ so we can criticise you properly!

Who still threads on 4chan? That forum ended years ago. You gotta keep up with the times!

 

[LiteralCaucasian]

Who still threads on 4chan? That forum ended years ago. You gotta keep up with the times!

True; /lit/ is barely about literature nowadays.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

I don't like you man.

I'm still waiting on your response, chump.

 

[aBetterMii]

New York Time Best Seller incoming

 

[Bashan]

I'm still waiting on your response, chump.

I don't like the way you write. Why? don't care to dig.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

New York Time Best Seller incoming

I was thinking the same thing when I pondered the storyline. Anything disturbing is a top seller today. I think I can do this!

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

I don't like the way you write. Why? don't care to dig.

Well, like that saying, Tomato, champoola. Meaning, what ... ever.

 

[Bashan]

Well, like that saying, Tomato, champoola. Meaning, what ... ever.

See I don't like what you just wrote.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

See I don't like what you just wrote.

Good! Because I didn't like what I just wrote either. Booyah!

 

[kyrre]

There are gay porn less gay than reading your book

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

There are gay porn less gay than reading your book

Trust me. My shit's book of the month club ready! So the transwoman, Buck Mi' Bussie has been alienated from most of the students. No one wants to be near that creature. But one day, a dog appears. And the dog didn't mind being around the tranny. From that moment on, Buck and The Dog became friends that prospered into intimate partners. Together, they will face challenges, difficulties, and the impossible.