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BigJimsWornOutTires
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So I will use a pseudonym to conceal my identity. And knowing I spoil endings, that name will be Big John's Used Hubcaps Sale. Eh? Booyah.
Anyway, the novel is about a love affair between a college coed and her dog. However, there's a catch! She doesn't see him as a dog but as another woman who's exemplary at oral. Eh? The reader's in for a treat of a twist. And it justifies the relationship without making it seem disturbed. Also, she's a transgender woman. And the dog, a transgender female. So I'm appropriately staying within the decrees of Woke authorship. There should be no reason my novel isn't voted book of the year.
Anyway, the novel is about a love affair between a college coed and her dog. However, there's a catch! She doesn't see him as a dog but as another woman who's exemplary at oral. Eh? The reader's in for a treat of a twist. And it justifies the relationship without making it seem disturbed. Also, she's a transgender woman. And the dog, a transgender female. So I'm appropriately staying within the decrees of Woke authorship. There should be no reason my novel isn't voted book of the year.
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