Absolute fucking PSYCHO tortoise goes for a NO HANDS finisher and CANNOT FUCKING HANDLE IT

[imontheloose]

Bro embarrassed himself when it mattered most



RIP ma nig blastoise

Look at this fucking retard


@chadisbeingmade @SlayerJonas @wishIwasSalludon @ReadBooksEveryday @optimisticzoomer

 

[urban legend]

 

[ReadBooksEveryday]

God gave tortoises a shell so they can LDAR in peace

 

[Nexom]

Definitely not this guy

 

[imontheloose]

God gave tortoises a shell so they can LDAR in peace

Dumb ass animal. U can paint the motherfucker’s back and the retard just dies

 

[EvilSatanArseRapist]

Fakecel tortoise

 

[imontheloose]

@Jason Voorhees @Bitchwhipper2 @cobicado901 @hax @inversions

 

[Cinnamon fan64]

 

[hax]

i'd never come out of my shell after this

 

[imontheloose]

Real nigga like OP would go big or go home

@Saint Casanova @Gengar @Menas @Volksstaffel @MyDreamIsToBe183CM

 

[wishIwasSalludon]

Men no longer have ways in which they can be granted a heroic death

 

[imontheloose]

Men no longer have ways in which they can be granted a heroic death

 

[wishIwasSalludon]

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[Nectar]

 

[Gargantuan]

Bro was like

 

[imontheloose]

How I picture @optimisticzoomer when he rambles about his shitty French whatever music

 

[Nectar]

How I picture @optimisticzoomer when he rambles about his French whatever music

POV: He’s a fat ginger neckbeard who is obsessed with anime and decided to visit Japan and go to the concert and film this video

 

[imontheloose]

POV: He’s a fat ginger neckbeard who is obsessed with anime and decided to visit Japan and go to the concert and film this video

He’s actually a 42-year-old prostate cancer victim who has had numerous encounters with women, believe it or not. He alleges the sheboon is the finest lady of them all. I’d be wary of him: you can never be certain what his next move is.

 

[orgish.]

Bro embarrassed himself when it mattered most



RIP ma nig blastoise

Look at this fucking retard
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@chadisbeingmade @SlayerJonas @wishIwasSalludon @ReadBooksEveryday @optimisticzoomer

Bro this shi is made laugh so hard I just shit my self

 

[optimisticzoomer]

How I picture @optimisticzoomer when he rambles about his shitty French whatever music

Frenchcore

 

[bakpaokukus]

I always fucking caged at the noises they make the moment they nutted tbh

 

[Mess]

She must have took her socks off and poor buddy couldn't handle the sexual tension.

 

[imontheloose]

She must have took her socks off and poor buddy couldn't handle the sexual tension.

Tortussy got him acting a fool

 

[Mess]

Tortussy got him acting a fool

Ayyy that shit must have been nice!
Bruh I wonder if a human would enjoy a tortussy!
Nahhh where even is this zoo fr fr!
Like I mean are the guards easily brided or something!

 

[grav]

Head must have been god tier

 

[grav]

Ayyy that shit must have been nice!
Bruh I wonder if a human would enjoy a tortussy!
Nahhh where even is this zoo fr fr!
Like I mean are the guards easily brided or something!

 

[abzz]

Definitely not this guy

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sorry guys, ur welcome