ABSURD COMICAL NIGHT OUT THREAD GTFIH

[Whirr22222]

I SWEAR TO GOD EVERY SINGLE WORD IN THIS THREAD IS TRUE EVEN THE PART ABOUT TELLING THEM ABOUT BONESMASHING

STACK: 300mg Pregab, <> 50mg Tren-E, Camel Blues, Eye area makeup and concealer, 1 inch lifts.

Needed a night out for validation as jaw surgery and PEEK implants & 3 month recovery is soon and haven’t been out in a while

So I bonesmashed (I KNOW ITS RETARTED) to simulate implants and I also bonesmashed chin

Put me to around HTN front irl and maybe HHTN side.


All waiting outside the club and me and my friend were being autists and telling everyone abour what bonesmashing is hahahah including an LHTB and her friend who found it mad funny. She was abour 5’2 with skinny waist.

Club was fairly empty so I could see IOIs I was getting. Any way got approached and started dancing with the SAME girl LHTB alt girl she was Spanish and dancing like crazy and I matched her energy and did the same from pregab and tren confidence

My friend tried to dance mog me by salsaing with her

When he went to get a drink i put my hand on her waist and said u are such a pretty girl then she said “I know” JFL. Then i said are u gonna give me a kiss and she said not yet

After a bit went outside for a camel blue and was sat at the edge of the table far from her like an autist and she said in front of everyone come over here and sit next to me

Then was rubbing her thigh as she was showing me her photography and hobbies and shit

After we made out for a while and I was pushing my thumb against her pussy and she had my hands all over me and I nearly came (Mogger trait)

Then after that we were conversating and she said Whats ur hobbies / thing? And I hesitated and she said “go on” and I said “Looksmaxxing and pharmacology” JFL i was telling her abour it and said I used to be really ugly and she kept saying “I don’t believe u were ever ugly” AND then she said “I just gotta say u have really nice cheekbones” (bonesmashed) JFL

After a bit she said what are u gonna do with me and I said “like sex?” And she said no I mean take me on a date and I was like of course. And she took down my number and she was indicating she would be DTF

Then after all of this her friend informs me she has a boyfriend JFL I kissed her and got an uber home. U know u have made it when girls are blatantly cheating in front of their friends.

I’ll probably link her and fuck her then leave because if she is cheating then she would cheat on me.

On the uber home I told the Arab driver about every detail of the night including bonesmashing and he was miring then opened up to me about how he cheats on his wife with customers and I said to him I was mirin

The end.

If u want pics from the night I was looking around HTN if ur trustworthy I’ll send them

 

[Whirr22222]

@aids

 

[Whirr22222]

BUMP @hej1377 @ltn_looksminner

 

[Whirr22222]

Brutal shit an actual irl thread of someone who ascended gets dnr'd meanwhilst @Lefty Rankin bragging about killing a cat gets 10000 upvotes

 

[aids]

Can confirm OP looked HTN+

 

[Whirr22222]

Can confirm OP looked HTN+

U need to face reveal to me at some point my bro

 

[aids]

Don’t perpetuate cheating bro

 

[Whirr22222]

Don’t perpetuate cheating bro

Yeah tbh the guy in the uber was saying fucked shit I was kinda just agreeing with him for the sake of it.

As for the girl cheaters gonna be cheaters but tbf I didnt know they were cheating until the friend said.

I wouldnt cheat if I was in an LTR ever as an LTR is genuinely one of my only goals of LM.

 

[cocosiewa0]

I SWEAR TO GOD EVERY SINGLE WORD IN THIS THREAD IS TRUE EVEN THE PART ABOUT TELLING THEM ABOUT BONESMASHING

STACK: 300mg Pregab, <> 50mg Tren-E, Camel Blues, Eye area makeup and concealer, 1 inch lifts.

Needed a night out for validation as jaw surgery and PEEK implants & 3 month recovery is soon and haven’t been out in a while

So I bonesmashed (I KNOW ITS RETARTED) to simulate implants and I also bonesmashed chin

Put me to around HTN front irl and maybe HHTN side.


All waiting outside the club and me and my friend were being autists and telling everyone abour what bonesmashing is hahahah including an LHTB and her friend who found it mad funny. She was abour 5’2 with skinny waist.

Club was fairly empty so I could see IOIs I was getting. Any way got approached and started dancing with the SAME girl LHTB alt girl she was Spanish and dancing like crazy and I matched her energy and did the same from pregab and tren confidence

My friend tried to dance mog me by salsaing with her

When he went to get a drink i put my hand on her waist and said u are such a pretty girl then she said “I know” JFL. Then i said are u gonna give me a kiss and she said not yet

After a bit went outside for a camel blue and was sat at the edge of the table far from her like an autist and she said in front of everyone come over here and sit next to me

Then was rubbing her thigh as she was showing me her photography and hobbies and shit

After we made out for a while and I was pushing my thumb against her pussy and she had my hands all over me and I nearly came (Mogger trait)

Then after that we were conversating and she said Whats ur hobbies / thing? And I hesitated and she said “go on” and I said “Looksmaxxing and pharmacology” JFL i was telling her abour it and said I used to be really ugly and she kept saying “I don’t believe u were ever ugly” AND then she said “I just gotta say u have really nice cheekbones” (bonesmashed) JFL

After a bit she said what are u gonna do with me and I said “like sex?” And she said no I mean take me on a date and I was like of course. And she took down my number and she was indicating she would be DTF

Then after all of this her friend informs me she has a boyfriend JFL I kissed her and got an uber home. U know u have made it when girls are blatantly cheating in front of their friends.

I’ll probably link her and fuck her then leave because if she is cheating then she would cheat on me.

On the uber home I told the Arab driver about every detail of the night including bonesmashing and he was miring then opened up to me about how he cheats on his wife with customers and I said to him I was mirin

The end.

If u want pics from the night I was looking around HTN if ur trustworthy I’ll send them

LMAO

 

[Deleted member 131540]

On the uber home I told the Arab driver about every detail of the night including bonesmashing and he was miring then opened up to me about how he cheats on his wife with customers and I said to him I was mirin

fuck this made me cage

sounds like that superbad scene where mclovin is talking to those cops

 

[Whirr22222]

fuck this made me cage

sounds like that superbad scene where mclovin is talking to those cops

I forgot he also said he was 5’5 after he told me all his slay stories. Either he is lieing or nt is law.

 

[charlot]

wha are the best looksnaxxes for fuckd infra orbitals and reccesed maxila

 

[Lefort1234]

I have to take pregab asap

 

[Lefort1234]

I have to take pregab asap

 

[Alexanderr]

JFL. But you were getting treated like her pet, wdym you asked her for a kiss, she said no, and then she told you to walk over like a good boy

 

[Whirr22222]

JFL. But you were getting treated like her pet, wdym you asked her for a kiss, she said no, and then she told you to walk over like a good boy

I literally met her minutes before and I quote my friend said "let me see some of this tren game then" (I had been annoying him talking about tren for the past few weeks).

I was sat opposite because im a fucking autist who should have just sat straight down next to her.

 

[Whirr22222]

I have to take pregab asap

It mogs with alcohol for sure.

 

[Alexanderr]

I literally met her minutes before and I quote my friend said "let me see some of this tren game then" (I had been annoying him talking about tren for the past few weeks).

I was sat opposite because im a fucking autist who should have just sat straight down next to her.

That’s fair, but you don’t ask for a kiss, you just lean in and either she does too, or she doesn’t. Asking is like begging. Same thing with having you come over to her, as opposed to her coming over to you. You take the lead, not her.
But again; since you did get some action it can’t have been too bad.

 

[Whirr22222]

That’s fair, but you don’t ask for a kiss, you just lean in and either she does too, or she doesn’t. Asking is like begging. Same thing with having you come over to her, as opposed to her coming over to you. You take the lead, not her.
But again; since you did get some action it can’t have been too bad.

I know i never ask for consent for a kiss that is basics 101 it was more playful like "when u gonna give me a kiss then" because we kept making eye contact while my friend tried to dance with her and I had grabbed her waist a couple of times.

Tbh it wasnt my best night in terms of desicion making I hadnt been out in like 6 weeks.

i think if i played my cards better I could have got a slay even with the boyfriend situation.

But others may have an opinion on this, her asking to go on a date with me may have even be better because it means I played things giga nt when talking to her which to me is more of an acheivment for me atm.

All good points tho that I agree with Im actually usually quite dominant in terms of making out / grabbing their arse lol.