AESTHETIC CYCLE GUIDE

[dnrbitch]

In this thread I'm gonna tell you all the compounds you need to get fucking shredded, lean gain, and build a physique that the bitches will look at in awe rather than disgust(gymcels). Keep in mind most of this shit is genetics so.


Introduction:
Alright fuckers getting shredded is so fucking simple in today's world that even a fat 300lb 5,6 fuck could do it. This shit ain't rocket science it's purely about being smart and not being a dumbass and getting a shit ton of sides. The stuff I'm gonna explain isn't gonna be about getting huge, it's gonna be about getting an aesthetic physique with as minimal side effects as possible. This thread isn't gonna include shit like npp, dbol, or any other bloat causing roids.

NOT THE GOAL:

DEFINITELY THE FUCKIN GOAL:

COMPOUND SELECTION:

Lean gains (actually building some fuckin muscle)

Before I get started keep in mind that these compounds are all meant for dry lean gains, you shouldn't experience many sides or bloating if you dose these properly.

• Testosterone - the granddaddy of all roids, this shit is gonna be the base for any cycle you run no matter what it is. If your scared of pinning test it's already over. It's literally the best compound for building muscle and you can get away with deadass only using this. It's basically side free.

• Primobolan (methenolone) - This shit is expensive as hell, but it's the best secondary compound to run with basically no sides. This shit actually gives you gains rather than muscle that will just fuck off after you cruise or pct.

• Masteron (drostanolone) - Mast is gonna make you look hard as fuck. It also will help you build a shit ton of muscle. Though this shit really has no big sides besides it being the Norwood reaper. I wouldn't touch this shit with a 10 foot pole because I love my hair too much, but some people can take a shit ton with no hair loss. It's mainly genes with this one.

• Anavar (oxandrolone) - Var my beloved. Var is pretty good and honestly on par with primo in terms of sides. Though don't expect much actual muscle gain rather than just a way harder look and more vascularity.

• Equipoise (boldenone) - EQ the horsy steroid will do a shit ton for actual muscle gain and is what most actual bodybuilders use to gain muscle in their off seasons. Watch out for blood pressure and anxiety though, also dosing this properly is FUCKING NECCESARY or else you'll fuck your estrogen and become a bloated, bitchless pig. Most of the sides people get from EQ aren't even actually from the EQ itself. It's from them dosing EQ too high and absolutely killing their estrogen, and them getting low estrogen related sides.

Getting Fucking Shredded

• Anavar - Again it's gonna make you vascular and shredded, although don't expect this shit to work if your anything above 15 percent bodyfat. It's good for keeping strength and will give you a hard popped look while cutting.

• Masteron - Basically var times 2, but just expect more sides.

• Winstrol (stanozolol) - I'm not gonna lie winny will make you fucking dick skin shredded. This shit will absolutely fuck your joints, kidney, and liver though. Only good if you need to be absolutely cut for like a beach day or a special occasion. Do NOT run this shit for a long time.

• Trenbolone - Here we go, TREN IS MY FUCKING SUGAR DADDY. Tren will absolutely give you a HARD, GRAINY, POPPED, AND 3D look. I only run this in low to moderate doses like 70mg to 120mg. You don't need to blast this shit to get shredded from it. All your gonna do is give yourself uneccesary jail time, and sides. I can run this for months with almost no sides since I only low dose this.

ACTUALLY LOSING WEIGHT

• Reta - This is genuinely the only thing you need to lose weight compound wise. No need to be running clen or any bullshit like that at this point. Reta will absolutely make you drop weight pretty quick and honestly the only thing you need. It deadass makes your body expend more energy and basically forces you to lose weight. I lost weight on this stuff even when I was eating the same amount of food.

Alright i'm done, I might make an actual in depth thread re explaining this shit and talking about ancillaries, actual dosing protocols, and shit like that. Most of the shit explained here is basically water but whatever.