After getting a hair system, I finally realized how brutal the hair-pill was! Fuck /r/bald!!!

[TimmyAshan1]

Bald at ecstatic dance:
Some slight dances from girls, minimal touch, polite smiles.

Long hair (system) at ecstatic dance (in ONE night):
* Playfighting and rolling around while heavily making out and grinding on the floor (she gave me her phone number too and said she was single post-dance)
* Girls smiling and going "RAAAAA" as I approached them.
* Another one sat down on the floor and cuddled during an introductory ceremony. While the others were just doing basic dancing
* And I got various glances and smiles from girls.
* Girls being receptive when I play with her flowy skirts while dancing together
* Even guys were more receptive
* Even upon post-reveal that I'm wearing a system "Why are you wearing a hair system?" more out of curiosity/playfulness than disgust/judgement.

In fact, there were some random bald guys here too, even some bald guy with a moderate jawline, muscles and like 6'0-6'1. He only got minimal interest from girls! Hair > Muscles/jaw/height at least in this hippie/boho niche which is what I care about.


FUCK /r/bald FOR SAYING "JuST ShAve It OfF BrO!" ruined 4 years of my life!
I've said it before and I'll say it again: Even the '6'4 Bald Chads with hunter eyes and titanium jaws' would benefit from still having any sort of hair!

 

[LA_vxmpKing]

fr ppl who tell dudes to cut it off are trying to lower us to their level bc they know they get no bitches

 

[TimmyAshan1]

fr ppl who tell dudes to cut it off are trying to lower us to their level bc they know they get no bitches

Tbh most of them are already married men in their 40s anyways. "Just shave it off bro, your wife wouldn't care"
Meanwhile shaving it 20-30: 10x fewer matches on dating apps, girls see you as 'just another older dude', no facial framing, no archetype alignment outside of either 'tough gangster' or 'masculine lumberjack'.

I'm just hoping that I can eventually get a hair transplant, but money situation is Poorge even for Turkey

 

[buccalfatremoval]

Bald at ecstatic dance:
Some slight dances from girls, minimal touch, polite smiles.

Long hair (system) at ecstatic dance (in ONE night):
* Playfighting and rolling around while heavily making out and grinding on the floor (she gave me her phone number too and said she was single post-dance)
* Girls smiling and going "RAAAAA" as I approached them.
* Another one sat down on the floor and cuddled during an introductory ceremony. While the others were just doing basic dancing
* And I got various glances and smiles from girls.
* Girls being receptive when I play with her flowy skirts while dancing together
* Even guys were more receptive
* Even upon post-reveal that I'm wearing a system "Why are you wearing a hair system?" more out of curiosity/playfulness than disgust/judgement.

In fact, there were some random bald guys here too, even some bald guy with a moderate jawline, muscles and like 6'0-6'1. He only got minimal interest from girls! Hair > Muscles/jaw/height at least in this hippie/boho niche which is what I care about.


FUCK /r/bald FOR SAYING "JuST ShAve It OfF BrO!" ruined 4 years of my life!

Hair is life

 

[LA_vxmpKing]

Tbh most of them are already married men in their 40s anyways. "Just shave it off bro, your wife wouldn't care"
Meanwhile shaving it 20-30: 10x fewer matches on dating apps, girls see you as 'just another older dude', no facial framing, no archetype alignment outside of either 'tough gangster' or 'masculine lumberjack'.

any self respecting bitch would divorce me immedietly if i 40yearoldmaxxed

 

[ayko]

Bald at ecstatic dance:
Some slight dances from girls, minimal touch, polite smiles.

Long hair (system) at ecstatic dance (in ONE night):
* Playfighting and rolling around while heavily making out and grinding on the floor (she gave me her phone number too and said she was single post-dance)
* Girls smiling and going "RAAAAA" as I approached them.
* Another one sat down on the floor and cuddled during an introductory ceremony. While the others were just doing basic dancing
* And I got various glances and smiles from girls.
* Girls being receptive when I play with her flowy skirts while dancing together
* Even guys were more receptive
* Even upon post-reveal that I'm wearing a system "Why are you wearing a hair system?" more out of curiosity/playfulness than disgust/judgement.

In fact, there were some random bald guys here too, even some bald guy with a moderate jawline, muscles and like 6'0-6'1. He only got minimal interest from girls! Hair > Muscles/jaw/height at least in this hippie/boho niche which is what I care about.


FUCK /r/bald FOR SAYING "JuST ShAve It OfF BrO!" ruined 4 years of my life!
I've said it before and I'll say it again: Even the '6'4 Bald Chads with hunter eyes and titanium jaws' would benefit from still having any sort of hair!

hair is life

 

[TimmyAshan1]

Here's what I looked like last weekend. Anything I can do to make the hair seem more realistic? I did recently wash and brush it, and that help a lot. I'm feeling like using the bandana/headwrap helps to hide the hairline but I'm not sure if it shifts my archetype to 'tough gangster' or something

 

[TimmyAshan1]

Any real sort of advice to make it look less obvious, especially at festivals?
I'm thinking of using the headwrap from picture 3-4 more often at festivals to hide the hairline in case it starts lifting, but I feel like I need to have a bigger one that I can cover my entire head with. Most festivals are only 3-4 days anyways, so I'm only really worried about OZORA which is like 10-11 days of heat and dust.

 

[BrickNTS]

you should have transferred your asshole hair to your head instead that methods still unpatcheddd in 2026 DNR