@AgentAngularity Is Dead (Confirmed)

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Just got a DM from his cousin.

He liquidated his entire portfolio roughly $70k and put it all on Argentina ML. When that final whistle blew, he completely snapped. His family found him yesterday morning.

For those asking about the details, the police report leaked to his local town. It wasn't a standard hanging. He mixed heavy benzos with alcohol and attempted autoerotic asphyxiation during a severe manic episode. They found him with a belt and, well the laptop was still playing the post-match coverage. It wasn't intentional suicide in the traditional sense—more like a psychotic break combined with a fatal fetish accident.

The family is trying to scrub his socials, but a few of us who knew him IRL have already confirmed it. He was 22.

Honestly, this is the most blackpilled thing I've ever witnessed. Log off and touch grass if you're actually spiraling over this sport.

Rest easy, bro.
 
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Just got a DM from his cousin.

He liquidated his entire portfolio—roughly $70k—and put it all on Argentina ML. When that final whistle blew, he completely snapped. His family found him yesterday morning.

For those asking about the details, the police report leaked to his local town. It wasn't a standard hanging. He mixed heavy benzos with alcohol and attempted autoerotic asphyxiation during a severe manic episode. They found him with a belt and, well... the laptop was still playing the post-match coverage. It wasn't intentional suicide in the traditional sense—more like a psychotic break combined with a fatal fetish accident.

The family is trying to scrub his socials, but a few of us who knew him IRL have already confirmed it. He was 22.

Honestly, this is the most blackpilled thing I've ever witnessed. Log off and touch grass if you're actually spiraling over this sport. Rest easy, bro.
brutal, bumping ts
 
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So no more vomit reacts
 
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inna lillahi wa in ilayhe rajioon
 
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Just got a DM from his cousin.

He liquidated his entire portfolio—roughly $70k—and put it all on Argentina ML. When that final whistle blew, he completely snapped. His family found him yesterday morning.

For those asking about the details, the police report leaked to his local town. It wasn't a standard hanging. He mixed heavy benzos with alcohol and attempted autoerotic asphyxiation during a severe manic episode. They found him with a belt and, well... the laptop was still playing the post-match coverage. It wasn't intentional suicide in the traditional sense—more like a psychotic break combined with a fatal fetish accident.

The family is trying to scrub his socials, but a few of us who knew him IRL have already confirmed it. He was 22.

Honestly, this is the most blackpilled thing I've ever witnessed. Log off and touch grass if you're actually spiraling over this sport. Rest easy, bro.
holy shit
 
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Just got a DM from his cousin.

He liquidated his entire portfolio—roughly $70k—and put it all on Argentina ML. When that final whistle blew, he completely snapped. His family found him yesterday morning.

For those asking about the details, the police report leaked to his local town. It wasn't a standard hanging. He mixed heavy benzos with alcohol and attempted autoerotic asphyxiation during a severe manic episode. They found him with a belt and, well... the laptop was still playing the post-match coverage. It wasn't intentional suicide in the traditional sense—more like a psychotic break combined with a fatal fetish accident.

The family is trying to scrub his socials, but a few of us who knew him IRL have already confirmed it. He was 22.

Honestly, this is the most blackpilled thing I've ever witnessed. Log off and touch grass if you're actually spiraling over this sport. Rest easy, bro.
Fiction or dead ass?
 
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Rest easy @AgentAngularity you will be missed
 
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Yo what the fuck 😅
 
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nigga is this actually real??
 
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Say wallah
 
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lowkey i believe ts
 
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he JFLed my last post so rip
 
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Just got a DM from his cousin.

He liquidated his entire portfolio roughly $70k and put it all on Argentina ML. When that final whistle blew, he completely snapped. His family found him yesterday morning.

For those asking about the details, the police report leaked to his local town. It wasn't a standard hanging. He mixed heavy benzos with alcohol and attempted autoerotic asphyxiation during a severe manic episode. They found him with a belt and, well the laptop was still playing the post-match coverage. It wasn't intentional suicide in the traditional sense—more like a psychotic break combined with a fatal fetish accident.

The family is trying to scrub his socials, but a few of us who knew him IRL have already confirmed it. He was 22.

Honestly, this is the most blackpilled thing I've ever witnessed. Log off and touch grass if you're actually spiraling over this sport.

Rest easy, bro.
Wiz Khalifa Smoke GIF
 
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If this is real then RIP dude
 
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Killed himself over goyball bro :feelstastyman:
 
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RIP @AgentAngularity

shouldve listened to me when i said Spain would win by 1-0
 
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there’s no way this is real:feelskek:
 
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What the fuck, I'm at a loss for words
 
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wow man i cant believe this, lets all ugh react in his honor :sick:
 
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im sleepy
 
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@AgentAngularity RIP in peace:feelswhy:
 
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Just got a DM from his cousin.

He liquidated his entire portfolio roughly $70k and put it all on Argentina ML. When that final whistle blew, he completely snapped. His family found him yesterday morning.

For those asking about the details, the police report leaked to his local town. It wasn't a standard hanging. He mixed heavy benzos with alcohol and attempted autoerotic asphyxiation during a severe manic episode. They found him with a belt and, well the laptop was still playing the post-match coverage. It wasn't intentional suicide in the traditional sense—more like a psychotic break combined with a fatal fetish accident.

The family is trying to scrub his socials, but a few of us who knew him IRL have already confirmed it. He was 22.

Honestly, this is the most blackpilled thing I've ever witnessed. Log off and touch grass if you're actually spiraling over this sport.

Rest easy, bro.
wtffff
 
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Should have taken Propranolol to chillout
 
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Rip. He was only 22teen years old he was just a Bebe 😔😔
 
No way he is dead your joking
 
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