HexumReincarnated
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Just got a DM from his cousin.
He liquidated his entire portfolio roughly $70k and put it all on Argentina ML. When that final whistle blew, he completely snapped. His family found him yesterday morning.
For those asking about the details, the police report leaked to his local town. It wasn't a standard hanging. He mixed heavy benzos with alcohol and attempted autoerotic asphyxiation during a severe manic episode. They found him with a belt and, well the laptop was still playing the post-match coverage. It wasn't intentional suicide in the traditional sense—more like a psychotic break combined with a fatal fetish accident.
The family is trying to scrub his socials, but a few of us who knew him IRL have already confirmed it. He was 22.
Honestly, this is the most blackpilled thing I've ever witnessed. Log off and touch grass if you're actually spiraling over this sport.
Rest easy, bro.
He liquidated his entire portfolio roughly $70k and put it all on Argentina ML. When that final whistle blew, he completely snapped. His family found him yesterday morning.
For those asking about the details, the police report leaked to his local town. It wasn't a standard hanging. He mixed heavy benzos with alcohol and attempted autoerotic asphyxiation during a severe manic episode. They found him with a belt and, well the laptop was still playing the post-match coverage. It wasn't intentional suicide in the traditional sense—more like a psychotic break combined with a fatal fetish accident.
The family is trying to scrub his socials, but a few of us who knew him IRL have already confirmed it. He was 22.
Honestly, this is the most blackpilled thing I've ever witnessed. Log off and touch grass if you're actually spiraling over this sport.
Rest easy, bro.
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