Agepill: Normies training for marathons

[MoggerGaston]

We should celebrate and encourage chads to do this more. Think about it. Less competition for us.

Plan the marathons on the hottest and most humid days of the year so as many NPC-normies get hospitalized as possible.

 

[FUE Mogger]

I really thought I was unique by wanting to take up running as a hobby
I did not now that everyone is doing that wtf

 

[Poopless One]

Plan the marathons on the hottest and most humid days of the year so as many NPC-normies get hospitalized as possible.

And if that doesnt finish them off we sneak in and fill their IVs with Chardonnay!

 

[Poopless One]

I really thought I was unique by wanting to take up running as a hobby
I did not now that everyone is doing that wtf

Most people who think they're "unique" really aren't and are just being attention whoring retards

Source: I was a High School Student.

 

[MoggerGaston]

I really thought I was unique by wanting to take up running as a hobby
I did not now that everyone is doing that wtf

depends on ur age. I think it's rare among teens, but from early 20s onwards it becomes common asf.

 

[XtrovertNTnormalfag]

First guy who run a marathon literally died from it, that's all you need to know about marathon.

 

[AspiringMogger]

desperation to meet women is off the charts.
Happy to be MGTOW in this scenario and not have my hobbies depend on where mentally ill women concentrate.

Wish I could say the same. I moved to a new city and I’m by all definition a location-cel. I’m friendless, hoeless and damn near lifeless.

 

[MoggerGaston]

Wish I could say the same. I moved to a new city and I’m by all definition a location-cel. I’m friendless, hoeless and damn near lifeless.

Guess it's good to try new things in such situation.

>happy to not have my hobbies depend on where mentally ill women concentrate.

I typed this and then I remembered I spend 2 full days at the ward every week with 7 mentally ill women in my group.

 

[DR. NICKGA]

Disagree, jogging yes.

Walking is so much better , specifially walking in the nature , looking at the beautifull things

 

[Sodoku]

I thought it was alright till my algorithm explained to me why people are joining running clubs. Yup you guessed it… it’s in the hopes of finding ‘love’

None of this matters if you’re ugly

 

[MoggerGaston]

None of this matters if you’re ugly

Find the girl in the running-group who can't keep up, is left behind, out of sight, out of breath, and then pounce

 

[Poopless One]

Only type of "marathon" I will ever concern myself with is a marathon of my favorite TV shows.

 

[AspiringMogger]

Guess it's good to try new things in such situation.

>happy to not have my hobbies depend on where mentally ill women concentrate.

I typed this and then I remembered I spend 2 full days at the ward every week with 7 mentally ill women in my group.

When did you get admitted to the ward? Before this weekend I hadn’t been on org in 6 weeks.

 

[MoggerGaston]

When did you get admitted to the ward? Before this weekend I hadn’t been on org in 6 weeks.

like 3 months ago. It's not a real ward as I stay at home and my participation there is voluntary. It's group-therapy.

but tales from the ward sounds cooler.

 

[MoggerGaston]

When did you get admitted to the ward? Before this weekend I hadn’t been on org in 6 weeks.

what have u been up to last 6 weeks

 

[Reckless Turtle]

I agree with the sentiment but you're also a chubby, narcissistic crackhead, so you aren't exactly the best authority on this topic.

 

[Babangida]

marathon runners are usually liberal atheists with sever under eye bags

but honeslty if you catch me jogging in the morning , you know my life is cooked

 

[Babangida]

I agree with the sentiment but you're also a chubby, narcissistic crackhead so you aren't exactly the best authority on this topic.

he needs good friends . i would take him to russia for sure, there is no man in netherlands now they all are pussified

he has potential to be a beast just like me

 

[MoggerGaston]

I agree with the sentiment but you're also a chubby, narcissistic crackhead so you aren't exactly the best authority on this topic.

1)I am in physical top-condition.
2)I am not narc (tested negative at the ward).
3)I have never even used crack once in my life before.

Guess I am the best authority on this topic after-all.

 

[MoggerGaston]

he needs good friends . i would take him to russia for sure, there is no man in netherlands now they all are pussified

he has potential to be a beast just like me

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legit

beast-mode

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

If you can jog or run without stopping every couple of seconds, run, motherfucker.

 

[Reckless Turtle]

1)I am in physical top-condition.
2)I am not narc (tested negative at the ward).
3)I have never even used crack once in my life before.

Guess I am the best authority on this topic after-all.

1. Unless I'm hallucinating, you've posted pictures of your chubby body.
2. They didn't read your posts here.
3. It's also used as slang for a crazy person (who may be on drugs in general), regardless of crack cocaine consumption.

 

[MoggerGaston]

1. Unless I'm hallucinating, you've posted pictures of your chubby body.
2. They didn't read your posts here.
3. It's also used as slang for a crazy person (who may be on drugs in general), regardless of crack cocaine consumption.

 

[AspiringMogger]

what have u been up to last 6 weeks

I moved to a brand new city and started university. I’m doing my best in school and trying to socialise with people, but it’s quite rare to move to a new city to study in my country. It’s not like the US. All of my classmates already live in the new city and have no incentive to make new friends so I’m just left to rot in the weekends by myself.

After the first month with all the events the school hosted my weekends have been looking bleak. I joined a football team, but the season ends next week. As an adult it’s more difficult than I thought to make friends. I got people I hang with in school but as I mentioned earlier no one wants to link up during the weekends cause they got their own friends.

Also dating apps are dead so it’s not like I can just swipe and hang out with a landwhale either. I’m left alone with my thoughts and I can see the way the rest of my 20s are gonna pan out.

I’ll finish my bachelor in 3 years and move back to the city I was born in at 25. All my friends that I’ve sporadically tried to keep in touch with will have found a LTR and a full time job. Time will be scarce and I’ll dedicate myself to work since I have nothing to come home to and I like my job. I may or may not have fully fucked my self over.

 

[noodlelover]

desperation to meet women is off the charts.
Happy to be MGTOW in this scenario and not have my hobbies depend on where mentally ill women concentrate.

I switched to being temporarily MGTOW. I've chosen to not pursue women, or trying to get girls until I'm 10% bodyfat and locationmaxed, which will take a few years to achieve both.

But I'm so much happier since I've accepted I can't get girls now. It's like this huge weight off my shoulders. I know exactly what to do with my life, and when a Chad hits on a girl I could have hit on and got rejected by, it doesn't bother me.

 

[MoggerGaston]

I moved to a brand new city and started university. I’m doing my best in school and trying to socialise with people, but it’s quite rare to move to a new city to study in my country. It’s not like the US. All of my classmates already live in the new city and have no incentive to make new friends so I’m just left to rot in the weekends by myself.

After the first month with all the events the school hosted my weekends have been looking bleak. I joined a football team, but the season ends next week. As an adult it’s more difficult than I thought to make friends. I got people I hang with in school but as I mentioned earlier no one wants to link up during the weekends cause they got their own friends.

Also dating apps are dead so it’s not like I can just swipe and hang out with a landwhale either. I’m left alone with my thoughts and I can see the way the rest of my 20s are gonna pan out.

I’ll finish my bachelor in 3 years and move back to the city I was born in at 25. All my friends that I’ve sporadically tried to keep in touch with will have found a LTR and a full time job. Time will be scarce and I’ll dedicate myself to work since I have nothing to come home to and I like my job. I may or may not have fully fucked my self over.

Sounds brutal, but it's good to hear you are trying something entirely new. New place too.
I would try that running idea you had and try out some other ways of connecting with people too, since you need it.

Just remember you don't have to be stuck in this lifestyle, this life-path set out for you for the rest of your life if you are not enjoying it.

 

[MoggerGaston]

I switched to being temporarily MGTOW. I've chosen to not pursue women, or trying to get girls until I'm 10% bodyfat and locationmaxed, which will take a few years to achieve both.

But I'm so much happier since I've accepted I can't get girls now. It's like this huge weight off my shoulders. I know exactly what to do with my life, and when a Chad hits on a girl I could have hit on and got rejected by, it doesn't bother me.

Yeah same for me. I haven't gone on a single date in 2024.
It's my MGTOW-arc and honestly I have no real intention of starting with dating again.

Saving me a lot of frustration, rejection, pain, effort, time, energy and more.
In 2023, but especially 2022, these satanic whores were sucking me dry.

 

[Deleted member 81734]

Gym, running, drinking, carbs, nobody likes any of these things. People do it purely to fit in and feel like they are worth more because they destroyed their bodies for the sake of being part of something. Like branding yourself for a frat

 

[eduardkoopman]

I see this with a lot of people I know age 25-45. Training for marathons. Sharing your weekly strava runs with some other NPC-cucks.

You are not cool or interesting. Your 'achievement' of running some arbitrary distance means nothing to me.

kill yourself

why is this labbeled: Agepill?

 

[MoggerGaston]

why is this labbeled: Agepill?

cuz only ppl in their quarter or mid-life crisis seem to be interested in running marathons.

 

[MoggerGaston]

@eduardkoopman how u been doing btw? slaying any bitches or have you been running marathons?

 

[eduardkoopman]

cuz only ppl in their quarter or mid-life crisis seem to be interested in running marathons.

i see. tbh, running a marathons is usually a looksmin for skin for sure. All that running outside in the sun and so on, shit prtection of skin, not good.

 

[eduardkoopman]

@eduardkoopman how u been doing btw? slaying any bitches

older women are bitches for sure also. lol. I don't slay and don't persue much, but ocassionally I do lay some when i put in the efforts to persue. which afterwards usually regret putting in that time and effort for such, not worth it. Only worth it, tbh, when it gives a good LTR with a woman that is decent good person

or have you been running marathons?

nope. fuck that. I do gym, tabata, a martial arts. And that is my physical activity and cardio.

 

[MoggerGaston]

older women are bitches for sure also. lol. I don't slay and don't persue much, but ocassionally I do lay some when i put in the efforts to persue

nope. fuck that. I do gym, tabata, a martial arts. And that is my physical activity and cardio.

sounds good tbh. chill lifestyle, relaxing.

pursuing women is stressful, but can be fun every once in a while.

 

[eduardkoopman]

pursuing women is stressful, but can be fun every once in a while.

i find it more annoying and costly, than stressfull. tbh. The fun part, often not worth the efforts for me. But than, I am no Chad. When one a chad, and stuff can be low effort as hell. than it sounds okay.
for me, the efforts needed, are only worth it when it results in a good LTR with a woman that fits well and is a good person.

 

[MoggerGaston]

i find it more annoying and costly, than stressfull. tbh. The fun part, often not worth the efforts for me. But than, I am no Chad. When one a chad, and stuff can be low effort as hell. than it sounds okay.
for me, the efforts needed, are only worth it when it results in a good LTR with a woman that fits well and is a good person.

yeah I get you.

I can fuck LTBs with low effort, but not worth. But then HTB is way too much effort, also not worth.
I would need to find some cute MTB I vibe with but this balance is very hard.