AITA for killing my wifes dog after she called me a retard?

[tertaf]

long story short: we got into a fight and she called me a retard

so I killed her dog, recorded the video, and had it playing on all the devices while she was out. she came in and saw it. called the cops right after.

am i the asshole?

 

[wizard]

Yes.

 

[TheGreatDetective]

Umm, sweaty? I just spent four hours combing through all of your posts from the past two years, and oof, that's a yikes from me. I literally can't even right now. Oh you sweet summer child, you do realise you're making me lose all faith in humanity? I'm literally shaking rn. Let's unpack this. It's almost as if maybe, just maybe your toxic problematic behaviour towards women is because someone hurt you. Just shut up and listen. It's called being a decent human being, and as a woman, YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE.

Let that sink in.

 

[tertaf]

Umm, sweaty? I just spent four hours combing through all of your posts from the past two years, and oof, that's a yikes from me. I literally can't even right now. Oh you sweet summer child, you do realise you're making me lose all faith in humanity? I'm literally shaking rn. Let's unpack this. It's almost as if maybe, just maybe your toxic problematic behaviour towards women is because someone hurt you. Just shut up and listen. It's called being a decent human being, and as a woman, YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE.

Let that sink in.

apologies.

 

[alurmo]

long story short: we got into a fight and she called me a retard

so I killed her dog, recorded the video, and had it playing on all the devices while she was out. she came in and saw it. called the cops right after.

am i the asshole?

oy my heccin awusom fellow redditor

so to inform you, you are actually a based seegmuh mayle for that
u diserve a updoot!

 

[Latinolooksmaxxer]

She was fucking the dog

 

[alurmo]

She was fucking the dog

BROOTAL DOGGPILL MENTION

Spoiler: nsfw

 

[tertaf]

oy my heccin awusom fellow redditor

so to inform you, you are actually a based seegmuh mayle for that
u diserve a updoot!

redditors dont talk like this nigga ur combining two different types of personalities

 

[tertaf]

She was fucking the dog

she is white so probably.

 

[alurmo]

redditors dont talk like this nigga ur combining two different types of personalities

oy my heccin falsified image of myself

 

[tertaf]

oy my heccin falsified image of myself

im acc gonna kill u nigga

 

[alurmo]

im acc gonna kill u nigga

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