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User28823

User28823

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is just one singular hyperbolic training session with my humble doppleganger Jeff Seid

imagine how tuff

both of us fully glycogen loaded

skin stretched to OSHA violation levels

hitting this pose in the gym mirror while every subhuman tallcuck kleinfelter in a 15 ft radius develops body dysmorphia and realizes it was never about height



just two self-obsessed narcissists admiring the divine symmetry of the male form like ancient greek philosophers

the janitor watching us mog the entire locker room for 47 uninterrupted minutes:

“these niggas are NOT leaving until they hit every angle”

no homo.

@Jeffseid @Tyler1 @asdvek @Mogs Me @Saint Casanova
 
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@Pento @kyslord @motionmantris @dogpound @Nectar
 
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Go ahead and dm him
 
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It might actually work if you attach a pic of ur physique and just ask him casually while showing some passion
i know i could

he was rating physiques in his latest vids i lowkey might send him this shit n see his reaction :ROFLMAO:

My humble doppleganger jeff seid
 
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Just DM him and do it nigga
 
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is just one singular hyperbolic training session with my humble doppleganger Jeff Seid

imagine how tuff

both of us fully glycogen loaded

skin stretched to OSHA violation levels

hitting this pose in the gym mirror while every subhuman tallcuck kleinfelter in a 15 ft radius develops body dysmorphia and realizes it was never about height

View attachment 5024471

just two self-obsessed narcissists admiring the divine symmetry of the male form like ancient greek philosophers

the janitor watching us mog the entire locker room for 47 uninterrupted minutes:

“these niggas are NOT leaving until they hit every angle”

no homo.

@Jeffseid @Tyler1 @asdvek @Mogs Me @Saint Casanova
Will you guys after the gym session load up each others assholes too?
 
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Inspirational
 
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I like this but personally,

just want to genuinely orgasm because of a girl for once

(never been able to)
 
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Will you guys after the gym session load up each others assholes too?
before or after we tag team ur whore mother?

 
 
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Bro same I lowk wanna hang out with Dorian and his boys and be in yt vids and shi would be mogger af

he needs to kick those hipcels hunter and varis out so I can replace them lol
 
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Bro same I lowk wanna hang out with Dorian and his boys and be in yt vids and shi would be mogger af

he needs to kick those hipcels hunter and varis out so I can replace them lol
idk about hanging with gymcels tbh they are void of personality n gym is their entire identity (i promise its not mine jfl)
 
idk about hanging with gymcels tbh they are void of personality n gym is their entire identity (i promise its not mine jfl)
the bro dodi has fogger gf doe
Lowk might have to move to AZ and post myself on tt and somehow stream snipe this nigga even doe he doesn't stream and cameo on his stream lowk and just pull up in my golds gym stringer and mog 😂👌
 
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the bro dodi has fogger gf doe
Lowk might have to move to AZ and post myself on tt and somehow stream snipe this nigga even doe he doesn't stream and cameo on his stream lowk and just pull up in my golds gym stringer and mog 😂👌
not rly my type

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would sloots dm me on instagram if this happens
 
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Just find out which gym Jeff Seid goes to and pretend you don’t know who he is

‘Yo can you spot me?’ :feelshah::feelshah:
 
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is just one singular hyperbolic training session with my humble doppleganger Jeff Seid

imagine how tuff

both of us fully glycogen loaded

skin stretched to OSHA violation levels

hitting this pose in the gym mirror while every subhuman tallcuck kleinfelter in a 15 ft radius develops body dysmorphia and realizes it was never about height

View attachment 5024471

just two self-obsessed narcissists admiring the divine symmetry of the male form like ancient greek philosophers

the janitor watching us mog the entire locker room for 47 uninterrupted minutes:

“these niggas are NOT leaving until they hit every angle”

no homo.

@Jeffseid @Tyler1 @asdvek @Mogs Me @Saint Casanova
Height genuinely doesn't matter btw, so your chilling 👍
 
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Most hetero gymcel in 2026
 
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if I go to the gym will I see her there

 
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if I go to the gym will I see her there


depends where u live

had a lot of foids like that at my gym

but lowkey dnrd them and stared at myself in the mirror

 
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hahahhahaha lollollolololol

 
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HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY FUCK

I NEEDED THIS

IM BOUT TO TRAIN

HOLY FUCK

GHOLYF UCK

MY T JUSDT INCREASED 500 ng/dL
HIGH T MELODIC BANGERS INCOMING




Yo the nigga in the cover art looks like jeff bro :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:


wait mb i digressed



 
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is just one singular hyperbolic training session with my humble doppleganger Jeff Seid

imagine how tuff

both of us fully glycogen loaded

skin stretched to OSHA violation levels

hitting this pose in the gym mirror while every subhuman tallcuck kleinfelter in a 15 ft radius develops body dysmorphia and realizes it was never about height

View attachment 5024471

just two self-obsessed narcissists admiring the divine symmetry of the male form like ancient greek philosophers

the janitor watching us mog the entire locker room for 47 uninterrupted minutes:

“these niggas are NOT leaving until they hit every angle”

no homo.

@Jeffseid @Tyler1 @asdvek @Mogs Me @Saint Casanova
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