almost shat myself

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so i was browsing looksmax in this position, when i began to feel an odd pressure in my tummy. for some reason i decided to push all of my muscles as hard as i could but then i felt the wet shit trying to come out. so i ran to the bathroom as fast i could trying not to leak poo and then i demolished the toilet bowl :aheago: anyways you might be wondering why this is tagged lifefuel well, as you may have noticed brown eyes have a bad rep as being "poop colored"
but when i looked in the toilet after emptying the contents of my rectum i noticed that the poo was in fact not brown but a STRIKING shade of green with some orange and yellow flecks :love: proof that brown eyes aren't just poop eyes, green eyes can look like poop too. ill let you guys know when my shit is blue

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PS i think it was green cause i ate some raw fish sushi from doordash that was accidentally sitting on my porch in the heat for 20 minutes but still lifefuel for brown eye havers
 
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