Arzenic
The Legend himself
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Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I come before you today not as a criminal, but as a simple user who has been falsely accused of being the notorious @CEO .
Over the past few weeks, many brave detectives on this platform have pointed their magnifying glass in my direction. Let us review the evidence.
Exhibit A
A sharp-eyed user asks the forbidden question: “CEO alt?”
@Volksstaffel
Suspicion intensifies.
Exhibit B
Another brave investigator declares: “Least obvious @CEO alt.”
@bruhtoobrutal
The crowd reacts, the accusations spread like wildfire.
Exhibit C
Yet again, another user with the bold claim: “ceo?”
@menas
The courtroom gasps.
Clearly, the jury of public opinion has already decided my fate. The verdict? Guilty of being CEO’s reincarnation.
But today… a new chapter begins.
I hereby declare that I am not CEO, nor any of his 47 cousins. I am me. A rebranded, new-and-improved me.
The old suspicions die here.
The “ALT accusations” thread is closed.
Signed,
Arzenic
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I come before you today not as a criminal, but as a simple user who has been falsely accused of being the notorious @CEO .
Over the past few weeks, many brave detectives on this platform have pointed their magnifying glass in my direction. Let us review the evidence.
Exhibit A
A sharp-eyed user asks the forbidden question: “CEO alt?”
@Volksstaffel
Suspicion intensifies.
Exhibit B
Another brave investigator declares: “Least obvious @CEO alt.”
@bruhtoobrutal
The crowd reacts, the accusations spread like wildfire.
Exhibit C
Yet again, another user with the bold claim: “ceo?”
@menas
The courtroom gasps.
Clearly, the jury of public opinion has already decided my fate. The verdict? Guilty of being CEO’s reincarnation.
But today… a new chapter begins.
I hereby declare that I am not CEO, nor any of his 47 cousins. I am me. A rebranded, new-and-improved me.
The old suspicions die here.
The “ALT accusations” thread is closed.
Signed,
ArzenicHad to make a thread for my new avi and banner, so i had a clever idea. Why not just make something more intresting that "yo bhais mirin my new avi brah?"
