
Arzenic
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Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I come before you today not as a criminal, but as a simple user who has been falsely accused of being the notorious @CEO .
Over the past few weeks, many brave detectives on this platform have pointed their magnifying glass in my direction. Let us review the evidence.
Exhibit A
A sharp-eyed user asks the forbidden question: βCEO alt?β
@Volksstaffel
Suspicion intensifies.
Exhibit B
Another brave investigator declares: βLeast obvious @CEO alt.β
@bruhtoobrutal
The crowd reacts, the accusations spread like wildfire.
Exhibit C
Yet again, another user with the bold claim: βceo?β
@menas
The courtroom gasps.
Clearly, the jury of public opinion has already decided my fate. The verdict? Guilty of being CEOβs reincarnation.
But today⦠a new chapter begins.
I hereby declare that I am not CEO, nor any of his 47 cousins. I am me. A rebranded, new-and-improved me.
The old suspicions die here.
The βALT accusationsβ thread is closed.
Signed,
Arzenic
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I come before you today not as a criminal, but as a simple user who has been falsely accused of being the notorious @CEO .

Over the past few weeks, many brave detectives on this platform have pointed their magnifying glass in my direction. Let us review the evidence.

Exhibit A

A sharp-eyed user asks the forbidden question: βCEO alt?β

@Volksstaffel
Suspicion intensifies.
Exhibit B

Another brave investigator declares: βLeast obvious @CEO alt.β

@bruhtoobrutal
The crowd reacts, the accusations spread like wildfire.
Exhibit C

Yet again, another user with the bold claim: βceo?β

@menas
The courtroom gasps.
Clearly, the jury of public opinion has already decided my fate. The verdict? Guilty of being CEOβs reincarnation.
But today⦠a new chapter begins.
I hereby declare that I am not CEO, nor any of his 47 cousins. I am me. A rebranded, new-and-improved me.

The old suspicions die here.

The βALT accusationsβ thread is closed.
Signed,

Had to make a thread for my new avi and banner, so i had a clever idea. Why not just make something more intresting that "yo bhais mirin my new avi brah?"