Am I incel?

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I'm 36, 6'3'', looksmaxxed, ripped and have laycount of 3.

3.

3.

THREE

III

Reasons I have not slit my throat and sprayed blood until death on family heirloom:
1. COPE (Hurr durr I get clocked at look 25, I can still lay rockstar life if I statusmaxx)
2. COPE (Hurr its not that bad, after Corona is over I'm getting my surgeries and will start modelling with fake 25yo passport)
3. COPE (Hurr, I have not status maxxed yet, gotta cope on!)

Someone should come over and shoot me in the head with a magnum.
 
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I'm 36, 6'3'', looksmaxxed, ripped and have laycount of 3.

3.

3.

THREE

III

Reasons I have not slit my throat and sprayed blood until death on family heirloom:
1. COPE (Hurr durr I get clocked at look 25, I can still lay rockstar life if I statusmaxx)
2. COPE (Hurr its not that bad, after Corona is over I'm getting my surgeries and will start modelling with fake 25yo passport)
3. COPE (Hurr, I have not status maxxed yet, gotta cope on!)

Someone should come over and shoot me in the head with a magnum.


Post FACE
 
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I'm 36, 6'3'', looksmaxxed, ripped and have laycount of 3.

3.

3.

THREE

III

Reasons I have not slit my throat and sprayed blood until death on family heirloom:
1. COPE (Hurr durr I get clocked at look 25, I can still lay rockstar life if I statusmaxx)
2. COPE (Hurr its not that bad, after Corona is over I'm getting my surgeries and will start modelling with fake 25yo passport)
3. COPE (Hurr, I have not status maxxed yet, gotta cope on!)

Someone should come over and shoot me in the head with a magnum.
😣
Tbh
Mogs me.
Fuck.
😢
 
I'm 36, 6'3'', looksmaxxed, ripped and have laycount of 3.

3.

3.

THREE

III

Reasons I have not slit my throat and sprayed blood until death on family heirloom:
1. COPE (Hurr durr I get clocked at look 25, I can still lay rockstar life if I statusmaxx)
2. COPE (Hurr its not that bad, after Corona is over I'm getting my surgeries and will start modelling with fake 25yo passport)
3. COPE (Hurr, I have not status maxxed yet, gotta cope on!)

Someone should come over and shoot me in the head with a magnum.
3? That's weird I've seen some parts of your face...

Also you have money how come you haven't done the surgeries you need to look good?
 
I'm 36, 6'3'', looksmaxxed, ripped and have laycount of 3.

3.

3.

THREE

III

Reasons I have not slit my throat and sprayed blood until death on family heirloom:
1. COPE (Hurr durr I get clocked at look 25, I can still lay rockstar life if I statusmaxx)
2. COPE (Hurr its not that bad, after Corona is over I'm getting my surgeries and will start modelling with fake 25yo passport)
3. COPE (Hurr, I have not status maxxed yet, gotta cope on!)

Someone should come over and shoot me in the head with a magnum.
I think your mental illness is holding u back
 
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I stopped reading 6'3
 
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True tbh. Calls himself an incel, while having sex. Negative iq/mental disorder 100%.
yes a 36 year old who had sex three times is less incel than some 16 year old virgin who hasn't finished puberty :feelsuhh:

you do realize virgin and incel aren't the same thing right?
 
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True tbh. Calls himself an incel, while having sex. Negative iq/mental disorder 100%.
Sex only counts if its with prime teens not some milfs
 
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True tbh. Calls himself an incel, while having sex. Negative iq/mental disorder 100%.

JFL if fucking 1 girl every 7 years is not incel tier.
OP, you're obviously deformed and autistic fix that and get a LTR asap or you'll KYS at 40.
 
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JFL if fucking 1 girl every 7 years is not incel tier.
OP, you're obviously deformed and autistic fix that and get a LTR asap or you'll KYS at 40.
I am in a LTR. LTRs suck and are BORING, its slaying prime or DEATH

I forgot to mention: I also touched another ugly girls sideboob once.
 
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yes a 36 year old who had sex three times is less incel than some 16 year old virgin who hasn't finished puberty :feelsuhh:

you do realize virgin and incel aren't the same thing right?
Sex only counts if its with prime teens not some milfs
3 is infinitely more than 0. Math says so.
Also this one doesn't count theory. Jfl.
Imagine being so desirable that even 3 different women wanted to have sex with you. Fuck.
*Whips out a shotgun*
 
are you risk friendly or risk averse?
 
3 is infinitely more than 0. Math says so.
Also this one doesn't count theory. Jfl.
Imagine being so desirable that even 3 different women wanted to have sex with you. Fuck.
*Whips out a shotgun*
are you trying to do the "divide by zero" crap? just lol

and that still doesn't change the fact that incel=/=virgin

going by that logic, most 13-14 year old boys are incels. lol
 
3 is infinitely more than 0. Math says so.
Also this one doesn't count theory. Jfl.
Imagine being so desirable that even 3 different women wanted to have sex with you. Fuck.
*Whips out a shotgun*
They weren't prime sluts.

One was oldwhore artist slut who sleeps with everyone.
One was a huge nerd with shit tits and fat cheesburger ass.
Third one was fit and hot with which I am in LTR with, but she is getting old and sour now and her face is starting to droop.

None of them had any good tits. I have NEVER in my life touched fat tits, NEVER. I dream about it every day.
 
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think about getting surgery
Already did. There is only one surgery which will benefit me. I'm getting it after corona.

The other ones are memes. And orthos told me jaw surgery is out of question. The local parliament of jaw surgeons who decide who to cut won't allow it.
 
>laycount of 3
>involuntarily celibate
 
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>laycount of 3
>involuntarily celibate
Its not prime sluts and its a shit number at 36 old cel tier
Also shit girls.

One poor as fuck and dumb like a rock
One smart, but shit body
One old
 
Already did. There is only one surgery which will benefit me. I'm getting it after corona.

The other ones are memes. And orthos told me jaw surgery is out of question. The local parliament of jaw surgeons who decide who to cut won't allow it.


wat?
 
Already did. There is only one surgery which will benefit me. I'm getting it after corona.

The other ones are memes. And orthos told me jaw surgery is out of question. The local parliament of jaw surgeons who decide who to cut won't allow it.


which surgery will you get
 
are you trying to do the "divide by zero" crap? just lol

and that still doesn't change the fact that incel=/=virgin

going by that logic, most 13-14 year old boys are incels. lol
Incel by definition is somebody who is involuntarily celibate.
Involuntarily - in a way that is not willing, intentional, or by choice.
Celibate - not engaging in or characterized by sexual intercourse
It's really that simple, idk why do you try to make things up.
Op even has an ltr, like jfl what the fuck am I reading at this point?
 
Incel by definition is somebody who is involuntarily celibate.
Involuntarily - in a way that is not willing, intentional, or by choice.
Celibate - not engaging in or characterized by sexual intercourse
It's really that simple, idk why do you try to make things up.
Op even has an ltr, like jfl what the fuck am I reading at this point?
by that logic escortcels are not incels, and no one is incel because anyone can use a hooker

retard iq by you. look u the history of what an incel was and the movement. you don't need to be a virgin to be incel
 
by that logic escortcels are not incels, and no one is incel because anyone can use a hooker

retard iq by you. look u the history of what an incel was and the movement. you don't need to be a virgin to be incel
Op for one is obviously not an incel. He's in ltr. Obviously doesn't have problems getting sex.
Stop moving the goal posts. Or trying to attack a personality to make an "argument".
 
Op for one is obviously not an incel. He's in ltr. Obviously doesn't have problems getting sex.
Stop moving the goal posts. Or trying to attack a personality to make an "argument".
is he currently in LTR? I thought he had past relations and is currently celibate. if he is in an LTR then i take it back, OP is not incel

and I'm not moving the goalposts, you don't need to be virgin to be incel. if you got laid in the past but can't now you are incel
 
is he currently in LTR? I thought he had past relations and is currently celibate. if he is in an LTR then i take it back, OP is not incel

and I'm not moving the goalposts, you don't need to be virgin to be incel. if you got laid in the past but can't now you are incel
"Third one was fit and hot with which I am in LTR with"
What do you think? Mr. big brains.
 
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I'm 36, 6'3'', looksmaxxed, ripped and have laycount of 3.

3.

3.

THREE

III

Reasons I have not slit my throat and sprayed blood until death on family heirloom:
1. COPE (Hurr durr I get clocked at look 25, I can still lay rockstar life if I statusmaxx)
2. COPE (Hurr its not that bad, after Corona is over I'm getting my surgeries and will start modelling with fake 25yo passport)
3. COPE (Hurr, I have not status maxxed yet, gotta cope on!)

Someone should come over and shoot me in the head with a magnum.
no and what race r u
 
no and what race r u
white boiiiiiiii

yes im currently in LTR< but she is old so it doesn't count

also her face sags and she got fat so it doesn't count
 
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LMAO, curiosity killed the kitten

not like you will give me actionable tips, you will just make fun of my subhuman recession and tell me to KMS

Pm? Won't judge, just curious
 

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