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signing up for football to play next fall. pretty late to start but its a good maxx. i have a few friends signing up too and you have to have a pretty high level of autism to not make new friends on the team. my autism has been diminishing over time and this will hopefully accelerate it. it's also a cloutmaxx and forces me to gymaxx but its not like swimming so i will probably also be bloatmaxxed. my only real good qualities are that i'm 5'11 and fast. i have no endurance due to not exercising but thats a lot easier to increase than speed. any gymcels want to reccomend some workout routines? general advice for footballmaxxing?
 
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No football for ur face
 
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Football or yankball?
 
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With football do you mean soccer or American football?
 
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you meant sissy rugby
do rugby players get cte? i didnt think so 🆒. the pads allow for xtreme tackles with improper form for maximum brain damage
 
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American or European football?
 
you dont get bloated by playing sports and exercises jfl. its what u eat
 
edited the title. american
In that case my advice would be to play running back, considering that you are fast and not particularly tall but tall enough not to get destroyed on the field. Run sprints, learn the routes and lean bulk to get get in shape for this position.
 
claviclemaxx (possible for you if your young)

having an advantage in upper body strength is KEY
 
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In that case my advice would be to play running back, considering that you are fast and not particularly tall but tall enough not to get destroyed on the field. Run sprints, learn the routes and lean bulk to get get in shape for this position.
i would say i'm particularly tall, 5'11 is pretty good for a 14 year old freshman but i guess it depends on if i grow more during the summer. i don't think i'll grow much more because my dad is manlet but maybe he got cucked or some freak genetic recombination happened. i'm not sure if i could be a running back, my friend who's a footballcel said i could be a tight end or a linebacker but i'm pretty weak so i'm not quite sure tbqh. from what i know the freshman team was trash and there wasn't enough people on it and those are the people signing up for next year so that puts me at an advantage.
 
i would say i'm particularly tall, 5'11 is pretty good for a 14 year old freshman but i guess it depends on if i grow more during the summer. i don't think i'll grow much more because my dad is manlet but maybe he got cucked or some freak genetic recombination happened. i'm not sure if i could be a running back, my friend who's a footballcel said i could be a tight end or a linebacker but i'm pretty weak so i'm not quite sure tbqh. from what i know the freshman team was trash and there wasn't enough people on it and those are the people signing up for next year so that puts me at an advantage.
Oh for your age yeah you're pretty tall, especially in the US. Do you go to a big public school with a good team, or a small private school with a shitty team?
 
i go to a public school and i know the freshman team was shit this year
claviclemaxx (possible for you if your young)

having an advantage in upper body strength is KEY
i have decent frame already and i'm 14, hopefully its possible
 

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