Amnesia's No Snapchat Tinder Tales Pt.2 (18 year old Blonde)

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To the people saying she looks older than 18, this just proves my point in the thread I made (that got deleted) that girls who are 18/19 are already WAY past their prime and used up



Well in that pic I am only 5'9'', wasnt wearing my lifts
pls post yourself in motion
 
Read and coomed
 
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30 MINUTES 2 PAGES JFL AT CHAD PRIVILEGE

Dude cmon, this is more cause it's a high fucking effort thread though too. I spent over 30 minutes writing it
 
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Amnesia girls are boring bro, sex is fun and all. But you would have more fun in life if you had a social circle irl, thats what I'm aiming for tbh, and i'm good looking as well, chadlite, not a chad like you though.
 
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What excuse would you give if they find out you're really 32 somehow?
 
I don't get matches, but hopefully get a match after my surgeries, although i'm super old lol, so likely just live vicariously through Amnesia's stories tbh
 
Not in that verification picture LOL


I brought over my pair of elevator slippers in case she wanted me to take my shoes off at the door.


@Deusmaximus
do u fuck her with your shoes on your feet ?
 
show ur shoes

i'm 5'10''. how much should I fraud

These were the pair I was wearing




do u fuck her with your shoes on your feet ?

When ur both in bed (not standing straight up) no one can tell how tall u really are
 
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I brought over my pair of elevator slippers in case she wanted me to take my shoes off at the door.

Mirin, link to those slippers?
 
Mirin, link to those slippers?
The slippers, I made. I bought basically male uggs and stuffed them with tons of insoles


What excuse would you give if they find out you're really 32 somehow?

I'd just own it. Never apologize EVER, in personal or business, ever. Showing any sort of regret or weakness is death. Just tell the truth. "Cause I'm gl and look younger than my age and wanted to match with younger better looking women than the ones in my age group"
 
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Biggest cock she ever had was 8.5 inches (she measures with the guy) he was Russian and met him off Tinder. She said it hurt to fuck him (lol?)
@Vvvvxxxx thoughts?
 
To the people saying she looks older than 18, this just proves my point in the thread I made (that got deleted) that girls who are 18/19 are already WAY past their prime and used up
The average 18-20yo(in Germany)looks way younger than her based of that pic, she's probably an outlier or lied about her age for whatever reason
 
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I should write a book or a blog


I have Tinder dates lines up ALL week boys, expect some more stories like this
I wanna see you at 10,000 lays, boyo!!!
 
The average 18-20yo(in Germany)looks way younger than her based of that pic, she's probably an outlier or lied about her age for whatever reason

Dude I am looking at her FB RIGHT NOW, she graduated from high school just a few months ago (end of last school season)


Women are masochists during sex so pain is good

She said it was a good pain, when it hit the cervix. She liked all the standard stuff too. She liked being choked and hair pulled and spanked and called dirty names like slut and whore
 
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Dude I am looking at her FB RIGHT NOW, she graduated from high school just a few months ago (end of last school season)
wrong, she's actually a dutch immigrant named truus and is fondling my peenr as we speak
 
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too much pornhub and free wifi
 
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First off I want to make it clear I don't make these threads to brag. The points of these threads are
1. To give members here a real life story example on how I escalate on dates to sex

2. To give members here any red pills that real Tinder using females drop on my dates
3. To give members here hope that even if oldcels like me can bang young hot women, so don't stress if it takes longer than you wish to get your surgeries


Let me know thru the poll if u guys like these threads or are they too braggy?



Girl: 18 on Tinder, born and raised in Germany only been in the states a few months

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Matched just yesterday


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Went to her house, she lives in a whole house her rich parents that live in Germany bought for her. We sit on her couch in the front room and talk a bunch while watching water polo (she plays herself.) Slowly over the night watching random shit on her tv and laptop there are more moments where our legs are touching, arms crossing, etc even though she hasn't overtly told me or shown any huge IOIs. It's more of a friendly hangout feel. We open a bottle of wine and turn on a horror movie. During a scary part shes covering her face and burying it in my chest so she doesnt have to see, I tell her hey (pull her head out of my chest) "just close your eyes and kiss me."

We makeout a long time touching each other, I try to touch her pussy and she moves my hand away, I try to go under her bra and she moves my hand away. She's not mad or anything just keep rejecting my hands. We watch the movie more until we start talking in the middle of it about how her gym is still open and is so sore from working out. I offer to give her a massage and even a butt massage. She agrees and we go up to her bedroom. She lays face down on her bed and I start giving her a massage, I tell her that it's easier to do if she was just in her underwear. She takes off her pants and is only in a thong as I am rubbing her ass and legs. It was like one of those massage pornos on the blue table.

I flip her over and the look she gave me is pure want, so we start making out and from there we fuck. She cums a lot from normal sex. and over the course of the next 4 hours fuck on and off, no condom, I cum in her pussy twice, she's on the bar birth control. She says I am the best fuck she ever had. I cuddle and begin my post sex interview where I ask red pilled questions and hope girls are comfortable to give me answers





General red pills learned from the encounter

Even though she was only 18 she was not THAT tight, more nail in the coffin to my experience that younger DOESNT mean tighter vag
Biggest cock she ever had was 8.5 inches (she measures with the guy) he was Russian and met him off Tinder. She said it hurt to fuck him (lol?)
Shes 18 and fucked 13 guys, lost her virginity (from getting raped) at 14 in the back of a car from a german guy (not an immigrant) she was friends with. He went to jail.
She said only 1 of those lays was a ONS, most were short term FWBs
She said girls squirting is BS, it's just pee and girls lose control during an orgasm
During sex and all after is when she started telling me every 5 minutes how GL I am, and that she was trying NOT to have sex cause "she doesnt normally do this (sex) the first date (lol)"
She wants me to come to one of her friends Bdays in a week to "show me off"
She said german guys are better looking than American guys
In person she said I don't look 24, but actually younger she said I look 22 (I'm 32)
She said I'm better looking than my brother when I showed her a few pics
She admitted girls have it easier when it comes to dating, and even getting free drinks off guys is easy


She told me a story about a TInder date she went on where the guy specifically stated he was 6'2'' and ended up being her height (5'5'') she left after 30 minutes





**If I remember any more red pills I'll post, I just got back from the date**
She's hot and all but I'm mirin your hollow cheeks bro. Roughly what bf% are you at?

Also JFL at thinking any of us sub 5 autists here can pull shit like this off
 
She's hot and all but I'm mirin your hollow cheeks bro. Roughly what bf% are you at?

Also JFL at thinking any of us sub 5 autists here can pull shit like this off



I'm probably 16-18% bf, I have a four pack abs visible rn, the bottom 2 pack is a bit flabby.

Hollow cheeks are like 50% about lighting

And well I am an oldcel banging teens so never give up on ur ascending plans
 
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To the people saying she looks older than 18, this just proves my point in the thread I made (that got deleted)
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why did it get deleted?
 
Look at @Amnesia man such inspiration
 
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The average 18-20yo(in Germany)looks way younger than her based of that pic, she's probably an outlier or lied about her age for whatever reason
cope harder, German girls are known for their ugliness
 
Mods told me cause pedo laws in the US forbid sex with girls under 18 (even tho I was never advocating that)
i see

although in certain states it is 16
 
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And well I am an oldcel banging teens so never give up on ur ascending plans
you had a great base (was mainly rhino that accended you)
Most of us are hideous and will never be able to bang tonnes of teens like you do lol.
Appreciate teh encouragement though! haha
 
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I'm probably 16-18% bf, I have a four pack abs visible rn, the bottom 2 pack is a bit flabby.

Hollow cheeks are like 50% about lighting

And well I am an oldcel banging teens so never give up on ur ascending plans
Thought you used to preach 12 percent bodyfat or death, did it get too hard to maintain?
 
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i hate my miserable existence, can i please finally get some dimorphism to use tinder
 
Thought you used to preach 12 percent bodyfat or death, did it get too hard to maintain?

I do preach that cause I know I am a fatcel, I am cutting rn. When I was a teen I got pretty chubby, lean face from low BF is so important

I remember when I lost the weight back when I was a teen, suddenly a light flip switched and I was visible to women
 
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I already asked this question in another thread but no response, no homo but what's your dick size
 
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I already asked this question in another thread but no response, no homo but what's your dick size
he gives most of the girls the best sex they've ever had, so probably pretty damn big lol
 
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he gives most of the girls the best sex they've ever had, so probably pretty damn big lol
Yeah was asking because i'm dickcel :feelsrope:
 
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I already asked this question in another thread but no response, no homo but what's your dick size

WHen I use Viagra and Cialis combined (which I am doing currently cause I am on a diet and sex drive lowers) my cock with rhose drugs gets to bone pressed 7.5 x 5.2

She had no problem telling me that, that russian guy she banged had a bigger cock than me
 
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clap clap clap based based based we want more stories of this
bro what do you use in your hair they are so goooood it cant be your genes you are using stuff arent you
 
Shes 18 and fucked 13 guys, lost her virginity (from getting raped) at 14 in the back of a car from a german guy (not an immigrant) she was friends with. He went to jail.

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shit brootal isnt it?
 
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I do preach that cause I know I am a fatcel, I am cutting rn. When I was a teen I got pretty chubby, lean face from low BF is so important

I remember when I lost the weight back when I was a teen, suddenly a light flip switched and I was visible to women
any tips on cutting? i have sweet tooth ngl
 
WHen I use Viagra and Cialis combines (which I am doing currently cause I am on a diet and sex drive lowers) my cock with hose drugs gets to bone pressed 7.5 x 5.2

She had no problem telling me that, that russian guy she banged had a bigger cock than me
Would you reckon that past 7 inch (or even lower) it's all about girth
 
WHen I use Viagra and Cialis combined (which I am doing currently cause I am on a diet and sex drive lowers) my cock with rhose drugs gets to bone pressed 7.5 x 5.2

She had no problem telling me that, that russian guy she banged had a bigger cock than me
i am also that size is it over ?
 
I do preach that cause I know I am a fatcel, I am cutting rn. When I was a teen I got pretty chubby, lean face from low BF is so important

I remember when I lost the weight back when I was a teen, suddenly a light flip switched and I was visible to women
Lifefuel tbh how good do your bones have to be to get a good return from leanmaxxing?
 
please please let me expirience that shit i will do everything to ascend like amnesia
 
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What's self employed and how much money you make from it?
 
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Banger autist thread yet again. Lifefuel that you look 22 at 32 :feelsyay:
 
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any tips on cutting? i have sweet tooth ngl
eat high protein meal in the morning, protein numbs hunger, do some aerobic cardio, it numbs hunger too, drink lots of water before you eat a meal so your stomach is full, eat lots of veggies cause they are low calorie but fill you up well
 
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