Amnesia's No Snapchat Tinder Tales Pt.2 (18 year old Blonde)

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n count of 13 at age 18 isnt even that uncommon from what ive heard in convos with drunk women. If a girl isn't in LTR's she's fucking a lot of different guys. Only thing that correlates with low n-count is a girl being in long relationships tbh.
 
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What's self employed and how much money you make from it?

Well I told this hoe I am a male stripper and she believed it, she wants me to dress up in a police uniform and strip and her friends bday. She said I look like Matt Bomer


IRL I am a stock trader, do it from home with my own funds, self taught. Been doing it for a decade. Mostly day trade leveraged ETFs
 
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dude go out and pick up another one right now and live stream it. Just approach hottest girl you see and bang her
Some stunning 16 year old or soemthing (legal here. Hopefully where you are too)
Would be Best thread ever!

I would if I were you. How can you sit here when you have the gift of being handsome?i'd go bang another few hotter teens right now lol
 
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n count of 13 at age 18 isnt even that uncommon from what ive heard in convos with drunk women. If a girl isn't in LTR's she's fucking a lot of different guys. Only thing that correlates with low n-count is a girl being in long relationships tbh.
why does life has to be this way
 
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Most women on tinder are mentally ill sluts theory proven
 
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Well I told this hoe I am a male stripper and she believed it, she wants me to dress up in a police uniform and strip and her friends bday. She said I look like Matt Bomer


IRL I am a stock trader, do it from home with my own funds, self taught. Been doing it for a decade. Mostly day trade leveraged ETFs
so r u gonna go to bday ?
 
Well I told this hoe I am a male stripper and she believed it, she wants me to dress up in a police uniform and strip and her friends bday. She said I look like Matt Bomer


IRL I am a stock trader, do it from home with my own funds, self taught. Been doing it for a decade. Mostly day trade leveraged ETFs
how mucu capital did you start with how much were you making monthly with day trading?
 
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Would you reckon that past 7 inch (or even lower) it's all about girth
i am also that size is it over ?

Ive smashed over 100 girls and they are so different on how easy or hard it is to get them off. Some girls I have never ever gotten to cum from P in V sex and others will cum multiple times over and over from P in V from me. Girls are all different. But like 90% of women I can get off from giving oral so make sure ur oral game is on point "google "how to eat pussy like a champ" and watch the instructional vid that comes up
 
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IRL I am a stock trader, do it from home with my own funds, self taught. Been doing it for a decade. Mostly day trade leveraged ETFs
you mean futures contracts like teh ES and stuff?
You use technical analysis?
Did you catch the short today?
 
@Amnesia btw whats your diet like?
 
Ive smashed over 100 girls and they are so different on how easy or hard it is to get them off. Some girls I have never ever gotten to cum from P in V sex and others will cum multiple times over and over from P in V from me. Girls are all different. But like 90% of women I can get off from giving oral so make sure ur oral game is on point "google "how to eat pussy like a champ" and watch the instructional vid that comes up
thanks bro
 
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Those shoes look ridiculous, the only reason you get away with wearing them is face halo.
 
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Well I told this hoe I am a male stripper and she believed it, she wants me to dress up in a police uniform and strip and her friends bday. She said I look like Matt Bomer


IRL I am a stock trader, do it from home with my own funds, self taught. Been doing it for a decade. Mostly day trade leveraged ETFs
When did you start and did you lose money at first?
 
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Ive smashed over 100 girls and they are so different on how easy or hard it is to get them off. Some girls I have never ever gotten to cum from P in V sex and others will cum multiple times over and over from P in V from me. Girls are all different. But like 90% of women I can get off from giving oral so make sure ur oral game is on point "google "how to eat pussy like a champ" and watch the instructional vid that comes up
how do you get rid of your inhib to eat tinder girls out??? the thought of it disgusts me
 
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how mucu capital did you start with how much were you making monthly with day trading?
you mean futures contracts like teh ES and stuff?
You use technical analysis?
Did you catch the short today?
When did you start and did you lose money at first?

I played online poker from the time I was a teen and made a ton of money from it, when I turned 18 I opened a margin trading account and put in 100K starting capital (poker winnings) and doubled it in a few months, then lose all my profits in 2 weeks. Basically did that over and over for years until I became profitable.

It's something not everyone can do. It takes a TON of discipline and an analytical autistic mind. I use 100 percent technical analysis. I crunch years worth of historical candlestick chart data looking for patterns with the aid of a few technical indicators
 
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Bro how can you wear 4 inch lifts and then go into a house and not get caught. Jesus bro thats shit seems so fake. I could see 1 inches working but 4? No fucking way
 
how do you get rid of your inhib to eat tinder girls out??? the thought of it disgusts me
Im a 32 year old man, the idea of an 18 year olds pussy makes this oldcels cock get up dude. Plus I genuinely love watching girls squirm when I eat them out and give them orgasms


Bro how can you wear 4 inch lifts and then go into a house and not get caught. Jesus bro thats shit seems so fake. I could see 1 inches working but 4? No fucking way

It is what it is, I have never been called out for lift frauding, only color contact frauding
 
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I played online poker from the time I was a teen and made a ton of money from it, when I turned 18 I opened a margin trading account and put in 100K starting capital (poker winnings) and doubled it in a few months, then lose all my profits in 2 weeks. Basically did that over and over for years until I became profitable.

It's something not everyone can do. It takes a TON of discipline and an analytical autistic mind. I use 100 percent technical analysis. I crunch years worth of historical candlestick chart data looking for patterns with the aid of a few technical indicators
Such an inspiration man . You can start poker with 0 dollars right?
 
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Another reminder virgin or smash and dash
 
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@Amnesia Dude, how much money have you spent on your surgeries? And when did you start doing them?
Good thread by the way.
 
Bro do you think you could have a decent sex life if you only wore 1 inch lifts and frauded to 5 10?
 
Bro do you think you could have a decent sex life if you only wore 1 inch lifts and frauded to 5 10?

I had 8 lifetime lays befoer I used lifts

I have over 100 when I started using them



what do u think fagg0t


fraud or die
 
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@Amnesia Dude, how much money have you spent on your surgeries? And when did you start doing them?
Good thread by the way.

20K for the following:

2 rhinos
lower lid retraction
2 rounds of chin filler for width




lower bf and gymcelling (natty)
tanning beds 2-3x a week
dye eyebrows darker
latisse for eyebrow and eyelash thickness
crest white strips

4 inch elevator shoes
blue color contacts
non buzz cut hair style ( I rocked a buzz for most my life stupidly)
 
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Do women really give a shit if you bulked up and got decently swole or do they literally think this body type is fine?
 

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20K for the following:

2 rhinos
lower lid retraction
2 rounds of chin filler for width




lower bf and gymcelling (natty)
tanning beds 2-3x a week
dye eyebrows darker
latisse for eyebrow and eyelash thickness
crest white strips

4 inch elevator shoes
blue color contacts
non buzz cut hair style ( I rocked a buzz for most my life stupidly)
Can u explain more how i can bed tan
 
20K for the following:

2 rhinos
lower lid retraction
2 rounds of chin filler for width




lower bf and gymcelling (natty)
tanning beds 2-3x a week
dye eyebrows darker
latisse for eyebrow and eyelash thickness
crest white strips

4 inch elevator shoes
blue color contacts
non buzz cut hair style ( I rocked a buzz for most my life stupidly)
and btw why did you get 2 rhinos? isnt 1 enough
 
20K for the following:

2 rhinos
lower lid retraction
2 rounds of chin filler for width




lower bf and gymcelling (natty)
tanning beds 2-3x a week
dye eyebrows darker
latisse for eyebrow and eyelash thickness
crest white strips

4 inch elevator shoes
blue color contacts
non buzz cut hair style ( I rocked a buzz for most my life stupidly)
All the surgeries were done in the U.S?
 
Do women really give a shit if you bulked up and got decently swole or do they literally think this body type is fine?


I have never in my life gotten compliments on my muscles, women have only ever made a comment about my wide shoulders

In fact most girls ask if I workout at all



frame > muscles

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@Enigmatic93 gymcels on suicide watch

no dumbbell for ur frame
 
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you said u are 7.5x5.2. Did u do PE or use any devices or is that all natty?
 
First off I want to make it clear I don't make these threads to brag. The points of these threads are
1. To give members here a real life story example on how I escalate on dates to sex

2. To give members here any red pills that real Tinder using females drop on my dates
3. To give members here hope that even if oldcels like me can bang young hot women, so don't stress if it takes longer than you wish to get your surgeries


Let me know thru the poll if u guys like these threads or are they too braggy?



Girl: 18 on Tinder, born and raised in Germany only been in the states a few months

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Matched just yesterday


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Went to her house, she lives in a whole house her rich parents that live in Germany bought for her. We sit on her couch in the front room and talk a bunch while watching water polo (she plays herself.) Slowly over the night watching random shit on her tv and laptop there are more moments where our legs are touching, arms crossing, etc even though she hasn't overtly told me or shown any huge IOIs. It's more of a friendly hangout feel. We open a bottle of wine and turn on a horror movie. During a scary part shes covering her face and burying it in my chest so she doesnt have to see, I tell her hey (pull her head out of my chest) "just close your eyes and kiss me."

We makeout a long time touching each other, I try to touch her pussy and she moves my hand away, I try to go under her bra and she moves my hand away. She's not mad or anything just keep rejecting my hands. We watch the movie more until we start talking in the middle of it about how her gym is still open and is so sore from working out. I offer to give her a massage and even a butt massage. She agrees and we go up to her bedroom. She lays face down on her bed and I start giving her a massage, I tell her that it's easier to do if she was just in her underwear. She takes off her pants and is only in a thong as I am rubbing her ass and legs. It was like one of those massage pornos on the blue table.

I flip her over and the look she gave me is pure want, so we start making out and from there we fuck. She cums a lot from normal sex. and over the course of the next 4 hours fuck on and off, no condom, I cum in her pussy twice, she's on the bar birth control. She says I am the best fuck she ever had. I cuddle and begin my post sex interview where I ask red pilled questions and hope girls are comfortable to give me answers





General red pills learned from the encounter

Even though she was only 18 she was not THAT tight, more nail in the coffin to my experience that younger DOESNT mean tighter vag
Biggest cock she ever had was 8.5 inches (she measures with the guy) he was Russian and met him off Tinder. She said it hurt to fuck him (lol?)
Shes 18 and fucked 13 guys, lost her virginity (from getting raped) at 14 in the back of a car from a german guy (not an immigrant) she was friends with. He went to jail.
She said only 1 of those lays was a ONS, most were short term FWBs
She said girls squirting is BS, it's just pee and girls lose control during an orgasm
During sex and all after is when she started telling me every 5 minutes how GL I am, and that she was trying NOT to have sex cause "she doesnt normally do this (sex) the first date (lol)"
She wants me to come to one of her friends Bdays in a week to "show me off"
She said german guys are better looking than American guys
In person she said I don't look 24, but actually younger she said I look 22 (I'm 32)
She said I'm better looking than my brother when I showed her a few pics
She admitted girls have it easier when it comes to dating, and even getting free drinks off guys is easy


She told me a story about a TInder date she went on where the guy specifically stated he was 6'2'' and ended up being her height (5'5'') she left after 30 minutes





**If I remember any more red pills I'll post, I just got back from the date**
i read the whole thing but actually fucking caged at you showing her a picture of your brother
an abused dog through and through, he lives rent free for life LMFAO
 
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i read the whole thing but actually fucking caged at you showing her a picture of your brother
an abused dog through and through, he lives rent free for life LMFAO

I am a mentalcel, half the pleasure I get from meeting these thots is the fact I know I will get reacts from the thread I will make about them on here
 
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I am a mentalcel, half the pleasure I get from meeting these thots is the fact I know I will get reacts from the thread I will make about them on here
"hey slut lemme take a pic of you for some looksmax.me reacts"
 
Yeah, but it's a 11 year old pic (when I was 21)
dude, you were a massive slayer back then!
I honestly thought it was someone else who was a bit better looking than you! Didn't know it was also you lol

Guess that proves that as fun as these threads are, they're not really inspirational unfortunately. Just a chad who was born a chad, being a chad.
Rest of us aren't chads and never will be

Do more though.
Hotter. Younger. More frequent!

I'm living through you now boyo
 
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"I'm leaning against the door. Do I look like a midget?"
:feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:

PSL autism shining through
 
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All the surgeries were done in the U.S?

yes by the same Dr at the same time. BIG mistake. I wish I had gotten the lower lid retraction from an actual eye specialist like Taban

I have a Taban consultation later this year about revision to my eye area, lower lids and upper eyelid asymmetry
 
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@Amnesia Can you link me part 1?

First part


Second part to that thread:

 
How wide are your shoulders?
 
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Very strange. You told her you are 6`1, when in reality you are 5`9. Then at her house you stepped out of your shoes, and in some self made slippers??? No chance a girl would not notice this, and call you out. She lets you in the house, and you step out of your shoes in front of her. I dont understand this.
You are a millionaire by fulltime trading stocks? Never ever can i believe this.
 
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KEEP SUCKING HIS DOPAMINE INDUCED COCK FAGGOTS
 
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he's 32, it's more than possible
Its almost impossible to get millionaire by trading. Unless you are doing a few lucky punches with extremely risky penny stocks.
Or you wanna tell me that he is beating professional fund managers that are making 5-10% profit at most, with good risk management?
His profits must be in the ten thousands % range, to be a millionaire by steady daytrading.
 
I have never in my life gotten compliments on my muscles, women have only ever made a comment about my wide shoulders

In fact most girls ask if I workout at all



frame > muscles

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@Enigmatic93 gymcels on suicide watch

no dumbbell for ur frame

Brad Pitt fightclub type of body is ideal. Leanness > being jacked and bloated
 
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Very strange. You told her you are 6`1, when in reality you are 5`9. Then at her house you stepped out of your shoes, and in some self made slippers??? No chance a girl would not notice this, and call you out. She lets you in the house, and you step out of your shoes in front of her. I dont understand this.
You are a millionaire by fulltime trading stocks? Never ever can i believe this.

I said "JK" (just kidding) after saying I was a multimillionare. I have done well trading, very comfortable living but not a multi millionaire


Dude I have been lift frauding full time for now over 2 years. I have elevator slippers sandals (for beach) sneakers (for gym) etc. All u gotta do is step into her house hand her ur phone and ask her to plug it in for u, while shes walking away to find u an outlet u sit down (so ur not standing up) and slip on and off the pairs of shoes. I do it so fast (from practice) its not hard
 
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KEEP SUCKING HIS DOPAMINE INDUCED COCK FAGGOTS


I am the King of this forum, u dont have to like me to acknowledge its truth
 
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I am the King of this forum, u dont have to like me to acknowledge its truth
DO YOU FEED YOUR EGO OFF THE SOULS OF THESE CLOSETED POOR HOMOSEXUALS WHO WORSHIP YOU DAY AND NIGHT?
 

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