Another cringe scene occured today

[Lonenely sigma]

Today, me and 9 other dudes and girls went to watch a CPR lesson in my driving school.

I knew none of them.

TL;DR the instructor brought a mannequin and each person had to try and perform CPR on it.

So anyway I brought my lips waay too close to the lips of the mannequin and when I started pumping his heart our lips kinda touched.

"We are doing... uhm... mouth to nose" , the instructor said.

-I know, I uttered for no reason

"so why would you...?"

They started laughing at me.

 

[Lonenely sigma]

@albanianblackguy @hopecel @shizuku11111 @trench

The average day as a feminine looking (AVERAGE HEIGHT!!!1!!!111!) young man in the land of tall ogres, beyond over for me

 

[coolguyjames]

Today, me and 9 other dudes and girls went to watch a CPR lesson in my driving school.

I knew none of them.

TL;DR the instructor brought a mannequin and each person had to try and perform CPR on it.

So anyway I brought my lips waay too close to the lips of the mannequin and when I started pumping his heart our lips kinda touched.

"We are doing... uhm... mouth to nose" , the instructor said.

-I know, I uttered for no reason

"so why would you...?"

They started laughing at me.

boi this gives me "cringe" vibes

 

[Deleted member 113294]

boi this gives me "cringe" vibes

There’s no way you said this unironically, with that profile name.

 

[coolguyjames]

There’s no way you said this unironically, with that profile name.

I'm still iron, so you can call me "ironic", But I prefer, Iconic

 

[Deleted member 130748]

Today, me and 9 other dudes and girls went to watch a CPR lesson in my driving school.

I knew none of them.

TL;DR the instructor brought a mannequin and each person had to try and perform CPR on it.

So anyway I brought my lips waay too close to the lips of the mannequin and when I started pumping his heart our lips kinda touched.

"We are doing... uhm... mouth to nose" , the instructor said.

-I know, I uttered for no reason

"so why would you...?"

They started laughing at me.

Cartoon ass scenario.

 

[Deleted member 139053]

Today, me and 9 other dudes and girls went to watch a CPR lesson in my driving school.

I knew none of them.

TL;DR the instructor brought a mannequin and each person had to try and perform CPR on it.

So anyway I brought my lips waay too close to the lips of the mannequin and when I started pumping his heart our lips kinda touched.

"We are doing... uhm... mouth to nose" , the instructor said.

-I know, I uttered for no reason

"so why would you...?"

They started laughing at me.

cringe is unnatural.If somethings funny you should laugh at it.Id fuck a girl mannequin right in the middle of the class pal

 

[Lonenely sigma]

Id fuck a girl mannequin right in the middle of the class pal

Thanks for throwing a fun fact in the reply

 

[Deleted member 91301]

My whole day was kinda awkward

 

[Sceptical]

at least now you can scratch off kissless from your KHHV status

 

[Lonenely sigma]

at least now you can scratch off kissless from your KHHV status

Pretty sure plastic doesn't count.

I mean using your logic, I also "hugged" my pillow and held my stuffed animal toy's arms before.

Even then I am still a virgin... idk. Maybe a pillow could help me with that as well, no?

 

[Lonenely sigma]

My whole day was kinda awkward

Why's that

 

[sigma boii]

 

[shizuku11111]

im yet to go to drivijt school, how is there

 

[Deleted member 91301]

Why's that

I met with another incel today I think, he is like 17-18 and im 14 and taller than him
And he mentioned terms like ropemaxx and when i said something about norwood he knew what it meant
Show yourself, i know you have an account here

 

[Deleted member 91301]

Also im using my matress as a blanket rn

 

[Lonenely sigma]

im yet to go to drivijt school, how is there

The theory part is retarded-tier, but make sure NOT to pay in advance, as, since we live in a shithole, they will decide to waste your time when it comes to driving since you already gave them what they want and they have no legal reason to give you lessons very often.


So now I have, on average, 1-2 lessons/week. It'd certainly be 4/week had I not paid in advance.

 

[got.daim]

nigger

 

[hopecel]

Today, me and 9 other dudes and girls went to watch a CPR lesson in my driving school.

I knew none of them.

TL;DR the instructor brought a mannequin and each person had to try and perform CPR on it.

So anyway I brought my lips waay too close to the lips of the mannequin and when I started pumping his heart our lips kinda touched.

"We are doing... uhm... mouth to nose" , the instructor said.

-I know, I uttered for no reason

"so why would you...?"

They started laughing at me.

@albanianblackguy @hopecel @shizuku11111 @trench

The average day as a feminine looking (AVERAGE HEIGHT!!!1!!!111!) young man in the land of tall ogres, beyond over for me

furundžija ramblings @shizuku11111

 

[Lonenely sigma]

furundžija ramblings @shizuku11111

Wtf su ove reči, pričaj srpski, crnogorac

Al ako je boškokragujevac.rs tacan, onda si me nazvao femboyem na srpskom tkd jbg

 

[Vincent Freeman]

Arent u that feella who still sleeping with stuffed animals at 20?

 

[Lonenely sigma]

Arent u that feella who still sleeping with stuffed animals at 20?

I made that one up since my rep/post was going waay below 2/1

Uhm...

But come onnn, 2 stuffed animals at 20 isn't even... that... bad of a stuffed-animal-per-age-ratio

 

[Deleted member 115294]

Wtf su ove reči, pričaj srpski, crnogorac

Al ako je boškokragujevac.rs tacan, onda si me nazvao femboyem na srpskom tkd jbg

my nigga boško never dissapoints

 

[Deleted member 105544]

Today, me and 9 other dudes and girls went to watch a CPR lesson in my driving school.

I knew none of them.

TL;DR the instructor brought a mannequin and each person had to try and perform CPR on it.

So anyway I brought my lips waay too close to the lips of the mannequin and when I started pumping his heart our lips kinda touched.

"We are doing... uhm... mouth to nose" , the instructor said.

-I know, I uttered for no reason

"so why would you...?"

They started laughing at me.

LMFAO im fucking crying man. Lets suffer together as we have no place in here.

 

[Vincent Freeman]

made that one up since my rep/post was going waay below 2/1

Sure bundy and im the king of england

 

[Deleted member 137787]

They probably thought you were just jestermaxxing tbh. Not that bad.

 

[Deleted member 137787]

But cage at the scenario, it’s fucking hilarious

Cartoon tier

 

[Deleted member 72910]

Pretty sure plastic doesn't count.

I mean using your logic, I also "hugged" my pillow and held my stuffed animal toy's arms before.

Even then I am still a virgin... idk. Maybe a pillow could help me with that as well, no?

Using your logic I had "sex" with my dead hamster carcass

 

[Lonenely sigma]

Using your logic I had "sex" with my dead hamster carcass

Uhm...

Class, lets thank @shia.jihadist for sharing his... uhm... experience during the summer break!

Jimmy, you wanna go next?

 

[Clqs]