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Here I posted a story of how God punished kids making fun of baldness which you all ignored (get cultured people it is wisdom from the Bible)
Anyway today I found another story to bring hope to you. God is not only for the humans, he also cares about the subhumans!
It has been this way since the beginning of time. In genesis (book of the Bible) it is described how man and woman were created perfectly but then there came also nephilim. These were superhuman beings and they were giants! Immediately when they noticed the beautiful women they decided to take them all for themselves to have intercourse and produce Chad babies who would also be tall, putting all manlets to shame. In addition the nephilim statusmaxed, they were considered to be of the highest status, risen above the normal humans, they were superhuman, mythical and man combined into one unmatched body. And the normal men could do nothing about it but cope and suffer being incels forever. It was a terrible time of tragedy on the earth at that time…
When God saw what had happened it angered him greatly. The giants were taking all the women and the manlets could do nothing about it. Not even a beta uprising was attempted as they accepted their fate. Except for one man Noah who had put his faith in the Lord…
God took vengeance on all the chads and all the women that had been scooped up by them. But in addition also to those who had blindly accepted their fate as an incel and not turned to God. But Noah was saved for his righteousness and guess what he was even granted a wife in this terrible time! Then Noah listened to God and make an ark which is a wooden boat which you can live on
and this is how Noah was saved and humanity started again. But there was one problem! Because the chads were so tall, not all of them drowned but some survived. This is why later in the Bible the chads return in the story of David and the giants. Here they are called the Philistines
Damn did you read how tall Goliath was? 6 cubits and a span, that is old language for 9’9”. Later Greek scribes were even so embarrassed by this utter mogging of all humanity that they attempted to change the text to 4 cubits and a span but this is still 6’6… anyway, everyone was afraid of these giant chads afraid they would again take all their women. But again they were too afraid to start a beta uprising. The king even said if one kills this giant chad he can marry my daughter but all were too afraid…
that is, except one man who put his trust in the Lord: David, and he decided to take on Chad and with God’s help he would prevail and be granted a wife…
So David was unafraid and defeated Chad and cut off his head just because…
The King’s wife was immediately impressed by David and wanted to marry him. But first the king asked him to kill more of the people of Goliath. So he killed 200 more and collected their foreskins and then he married her and everyone respected him:
And that’s how the Lord God once again provided victory for the incels who put their faith in God. Amen
Anyway today I found another story to bring hope to you. God is not only for the humans, he also cares about the subhumans!
It has been this way since the beginning of time. In genesis (book of the Bible) it is described how man and woman were created perfectly but then there came also nephilim. These were superhuman beings and they were giants! Immediately when they noticed the beautiful women they decided to take them all for themselves to have intercourse and produce Chad babies who would also be tall, putting all manlets to shame. In addition the nephilim statusmaxed, they were considered to be of the highest status, risen above the normal humans, they were superhuman, mythical and man combined into one unmatched body. And the normal men could do nothing about it but cope and suffer being incels forever. It was a terrible time of tragedy on the earth at that time…
“Now it came to pass, when men began to multiply on the face of the earth, and daughters were born to them, that the sons of God saw the daughters of men, that they were beautiful; and they took wives for themselves of all whom they chose. There were giants on the earth in those days, and also afterward, when the sons of God came in to the daughters of men and they bore children to them. Those were the mighty men who were of old, men of renown.”
When God saw what had happened it angered him greatly. The giants were taking all the women and the manlets could do nothing about it. Not even a beta uprising was attempted as they accepted their fate. Except for one man Noah who had put his faith in the Lord…
“Then the Lord saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth, and that every intent of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually. And the Lord was sorry that He had made man on the earth, and He was grieved in His heart. So the Lord said, “I will destroy man whom I have created from the face of the earth, both man and beast, creeping thing and birds of the air, for I am sorry that I have made them.” But Noah found grace in the eyes of the Lord.”
God took vengeance on all the chads and all the women that had been scooped up by them. But in addition also to those who had blindly accepted their fate as an incel and not turned to God. But Noah was saved for his righteousness and guess what he was even granted a wife in this terrible time! Then Noah listened to God and make an ark which is a wooden boat which you can live on
“So God looked upon the earth, and indeed it was corrupt; for all flesh had corrupted their way on the earth. And God said to Noah, “The end of all flesh has come before Me, for the earth is filled with violence through them; and behold, I will destroy them with the earth. Make yourself an ark of gopherwood; make rooms in the ark, and cover it inside and outside with pitch. And behold, I Myself am bringing floodwaters on the earth, to destroy from under heaven all flesh in which is the breath of life; everything that is on the earth shall die. But I will establish My covenant with you; and you shall go into the ark—you, your sons, your wife, and your sons’ wives with you.”
and this is how Noah was saved and humanity started again. But there was one problem! Because the chads were so tall, not all of them drowned but some survived. This is why later in the Bible the chads return in the story of David and the giants. Here they are called the Philistines
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“The Philistines stood on a mountain on one side, and Israel stood on a mountain on the other side, with a valley between them. And a champion went out from the camp of the Philistines, named Goliath, from Gath, whose height was six cubits and a span. Then he stood and cried out to the armies of Israel, and said to them, “Why have you come out to line up for battle? Am I not a Philistine, and you the servants of Saul? Choose a man for yourselves, and let him come down to me. If he is able to fight with me and kill me, then we will be your servants. But if I prevail against him and kill him, then you shall be our servants and serve us.””
“The Philistines stood on a mountain on one side, and Israel stood on a mountain on the other side, with a valley between them. And a champion went out from the camp of the Philistines, named Goliath, from Gath, whose height was six cubits and a span. Then he stood and cried out to the armies of Israel, and said to them, “Why have you come out to line up for battle? Am I not a Philistine, and you the servants of Saul? Choose a man for yourselves, and let him come down to me. If he is able to fight with me and kill me, then we will be your servants. But if I prevail against him and kill him, then you shall be our servants and serve us.””
Damn did you read how tall Goliath was? 6 cubits and a span, that is old language for 9’9”. Later Greek scribes were even so embarrassed by this utter mogging of all humanity that they attempted to change the text to 4 cubits and a span but this is still 6’6… anyway, everyone was afraid of these giant chads afraid they would again take all their women. But again they were too afraid to start a beta uprising. The king even said if one kills this giant chad he can marry my daughter but all were too afraid…
“And all the men of Israel, when they saw the man, fled from him and were dreadfully afraid. So the men of Israel said, “Have you seen this man who has come up? Surely he has come up to defy Israel; and it shall be that the man who kills him the king will enrich with great riches, will give him his daughter, and give his father’s house exemption from taxes in Israel.””
that is, except one man who put his trust in the Lord: David, and he decided to take on Chad and with God’s help he would prevail and be granted a wife…
“Then David said to Saul, “Let no man’s heart fail because of him; your servant will go and fight with this Philistine.” And Saul said to David, “You are not able to go against this Philistine to fight with him; for you are a youth, and he a man of war from his youth.” Your servant has killed both lion and bear; and this uncircumcised Philistine will be like one of them, seeing he has defied the armies of the living God.” Moreover David said, “The Lord, who delivered me from the paw of the lion and from the paw of the bear, He will deliver me from the hand of this Philistine.” And Saul said to David, “Go, and the Lord be with you!””
So David was unafraid and defeated Chad and cut off his head just because…
“So the Philistine said to David, “Am I a dog, that you come to me with sticks?” And the Philistine cursed David by his gods. Then David said to the Philistine, “You come to me with a sword, with a spear, and with a javelin. But I come to you in the name of the Lord of hosts, the God of the armies of Israel, whom you have defied. Then David put his hand in his bag and took out a stone; and he slung it and struck the Philistine in his forehead, so that the stone sank into his forehead, and he fell on his face to the earth. So David prevailed over the Philistine with a sling and a stone, and struck the Philistine and killed him. But there was no sword in the hand of David. Therefore David ran and stood over the Philistine, took his sword and drew it out of its sheath and killed him, and cut off his head with it. And when the Philistines saw that their champion was dead, they fled.”
The King’s wife was immediately impressed by David and wanted to marry him. But first the king asked him to kill more of the people of Goliath. So he killed 200 more and collected their foreskins and then he married her and everyone respected him:
“Now Michal, Saul’s daughter, loved David. And they told Saul, and the thing pleased him. Then Saul said, “Thus you shall say to David: ‘The king does not desire any dowry but one hundred foreskins of the Philistines, to take vengeance on the king’s enemies.’ ” But Saul thought to make David fall by the hand of the Philistines. therefore David arose and went, he and his men, and killed two hundred men of the Philistines. And David brought their foreskins, and they gave them in full count to the king, that he might become the king’s son-in-law. Then Saul gave him Michal his daughter as a wife. Thus Saul saw and knew that the Lord was with David, and that Michal, Saul’s daughter, loved him;”
And that’s how the Lord God once again provided victory for the incels who put their faith in God. Amen
