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[Deleted member 16958]

oh fuck. She wasn't very responsive at all, but I decided to ask her and she wants to meet up. Fuck it's over. I am an aspie subhuman retard. I won't be able to talk to her with just coffee in my system. I need to be fucking wasted. Should I drink some vodka before meeting her?
Does she not want drinks because she thinks I will rape her?
I have nothing to talk about. My brain doesn't even recognise foids as the same species as me.
It's over @badg96 how can I be NT like you?

 

[ifyouwannabemylover]

under no circumstances would I ever go on a coffee date tbh

brb sitting face to face interview mode awkward as fk

 

[Deleted member 16958]

under no circumstances would I ever go on a coffee date tbh

brb sitting face to face interview mode awkward as fk

why? It's better than a date with my hand.

 

[Deleted member 16958]

brb sitting face to face interview mode awkward as fk

bro don't scare me like that

 

[JamesHowlett]

What happens when you don’t have friends or socialise from a young age. Young people on this forum take note

 

[Deleted member 16958]

What happens when you don’t have friends or socialise from a young age. Young people on this forum take note

yeah tbh, is it over for me?

 

[onfiresems]

Its over if u dont invite her over for “Netflix and Chill”

 

[JamesHowlett]

yeah tbh, is it over for me?

How old are you? There could be hope still

 

[Deleted member 16958]

Its over if u dont invite her over for “Netflix and Chill”

There's mold on my walls and I still have diary of a wimpy kid books that I haven't bothered to throw out. I'll book a hotel if I feel anything might happen.

 

[Deleted member 16958]

How old are you? There could be hope still

20

 

[JamesHowlett]

20

Uni? Do you go out? Hang out with friends?

 

[Deleted member 16958]

Uni? Do you go out? Hang out with friends?

I'm in my first year in a pretty shitty college tbh, but I think i'm on the verge of getting into a decent social circle. I hung out with friends in highschool and went clubbing like once a month, but not much since then. I need to get my life back on track.

 

[Lawton88]

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oh fuck. She wasn't very responsive at all, but I decided to ask her and she wants to meet up. Fuck it's over. I am an aspie subhuman retard. I won't be able to talk to her with just coffee in my system. I need to be fucking wasted. Should I drink some vodka before meeting her?
Does she not want drinks because she thinks I will rape her?
I have nothing to talk about. My brain doesn't even recognise foids as the same species as me.
It's over @badg96 how can I be NT like you?

If you meet her in real life looks threshold you should be alright as long as you don't come off as crazy. Maybe drink a couple of screwdrivers to relax just before you head there.

 

[germanlooks]

Ask her:

What about Saturday evening? (or whatever day/time you want)
We can go to [insert specific cafe or restaurant].

 

[JamesHowlett]

I'm in my first year in a pretty shitty college tbh, but I think i'm on the verge of getting into a decent social circle. I hung out with friends in highschool and went clubbing like once a month, but not much since then. I need to get my life back on track.

Just crack on with life and don’t live on this forum

 

[DivineBeing]

under no circumstances would I ever go on a coffee date tbh

brb sitting face to face interview mode awkward as fk

i've only gone to coffee dates

what else is there?

 

[Deleted member 16958]

If you meet her in real life looks threshold you should be alright as long as you don't come off as crazy. Maybe drink a couple of screwdrivers to relax just before you head there.

I look way better than the aspie basement selfie I have on Tinder tbh, so hopefully that will help me a bit. But yes, I definitely can't go there sober.

i've only gone to coffee dates

what else is there?

netflix and chill dates?

 

[Deleted member 16571]

under no circumstances would I ever go on a coffee date tbh

brb sitting face to face interview mode awkward as fk

She wants to see that she wasn't catfished.. make small talk for two minutes then try to progress. What's the big deal?

Show up dressed NT, be like hey - maybe kiss her on the cheek - what kind of coffee would you like? Buy her the damn $7 coffee and get yourself something. Smile, make eye contact, say something nice about her, be genuinely a little bit jittery. My place is near by. Brah it will work itself out, you are the result of thousands of intercourses that happened through these small coffee dates.

 

[germanlooks]

netflix and chill dates?

Won‘t work as a first date if you are sub Chadlite or the girl above subhuman.

 

[Deleted member 16958]

She wants to see that she wasn't catfished.. make small talk for two minutes then try to progress. What's the big deal?

Show up dressed NT, be like hey - maybe kiss her on the cheek - what kind of coffee would you like? Buy her the damn $7 coffee and get yourself something. Smile, make eye contact, say something nice about her, be genuinely a little bit jittery. My place is near by. Brah it will work itself out, you are the result of thousands of intercourses that happened through these small coffee dates.

I dress kinda retarded tbh, need to buy some clothes before I see her. Is jeans and a sweater okay?

 

[DivineBeing]

I look way better than the aspie basement selfie I have on Tinder tbh, so hopefully that will help me a bit. But yes, I definitely can't go there sober.


netflix and chill dates?

no whats a netflix and chill date

i usually ask for dinner and just eat

if they ask me out after dinner i'll go if not i'll go home and rot

 

[Deleted member 16958]

no whats a netflix and chill date

i usually ask for dinner and just eat

if they ask me out after dinner i'll go if not i'll go home and rot

no because after they eat they'll fart a lot

 

[DivineBeing]

Won‘t work as a first date if you are sub Chadlite or the girl above subhuman.

tbh i always got laid first date with very few exceptions

but the date itself was never netflix and chill just eat

 

[DivineBeing]

no because after they eat they'll fart a lot

sounds like ur a bigger schiz than me

 

[DivineBeing]

no because after they eat they'll fart a lot

what else besides eating and drinking is there?

i took some girls to a theme park and went iceskating or bathing dunno what else there is to do

 

[Deleted member 15669]

honestly whats the point what tf are u gonna talk about with her lmfao

 

[javab]

Just find a coffee place that is close to your house and give her a date and time. If you are going to take shots of alcohol before the date, make sure it doesn't impair you in any visible way and avoid alcohol breath. Also, consider possible second plans after the coffee in case the date goes well. I doubt you can pull off a coffee to Netflix and chill transition but idk.

 

[Deleted member 16958]

honestly whats the point what tf are u gonna talk about with her lmfao

What do people usually talk about on dates?

Just find a coffee place that is close to your house and give her a date and time. If you are going to take shots of alcohol before the date, make sure it doesn't impair you in any visible way and avoid alcohol breath. Also, consider possible second plans after the coffee in case the date goes well. I doubt you can pull off a coffee to Netflix and chill transition but idk.

I definitely wouldn't take her to my house, but there's a hotel close by so i'll take her there. But i'd be lucky if she doesn't leave in the middle of the date because i'm a massive sperg. Last time a girl asked me out she spread rumours about me being a stalker and a rapist because I ignored her when she tried coming up to me.

 

[Deleted member 16958]

Just find a coffee place that is close to your house and give her a date and time. If you are going to take shots of alcohol before the date, make sure it doesn't impair you in any visible way and avoid alcohol breath. Also, consider possible second plans after the coffee in case the date goes well. I doubt you can pull off a coffee to Netflix and chill transition but idk.

she also doesn't look like a slut from her pictures, but then again she's on Tinder so...

 

[Deleted member 16380]

you are the result of thousands of intercourses that happened through these small coffee dates.

Here viking Boys take girls on a coffee date:

 

[Deleted member 16801]

damn if ur issues are really this bad then i would say go in without any expectations. just show up. if u show up and manage to utter even a single word then thats a dub. u need experience-lots of it

 

[Deleted member 16571]

I dress kinda retarded tbh, need to buy some clothes before I see her. Is jeans and a sweater okay?

Sure if it's like this. Don't wear anything worn out or coom stained with holes lmao.

Also, don't make the mistake of brining up a conversation about tinder/dating apps - if she's feeling awkward she'll ask something like "you do this often?" - dismiss that shit "nah just wanted to see what's out there". Even if you're planning a hotel, say my place is nearby and if she agrees, be like "oh wait..my sister is visiting from out of town right now, is a hotel ok?"

 

[Deleted member 16571]

Here viking Boys take girls on a coffee date:

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Wasn't like this every generation m8. In OP's case maybe it was hundreds of arranged marriages.

 

[javab]

Last time a girl asked me out she spread rumours about me being a stalker and a rapist because I ignored her when she tried coming up to me.

That is some traumatic shit. Was she catfishing so you ignored her or were you just too afraid to interact with her? I am very aspie too so even though I give you advice I don't think I could follow through on my own advice.

she also doesn't look like a slut from her pictures, but then again she's on Tinder so...

If you go for coffee it would surprise me if she is willing to go fuck afterward tbh. You would have to display giga chad energy on the date.

 

[Deleted member 16958]

damn if ur issues are really this bad then i would say go in without any expectations. just show up. if u show up and manage to utter even a single word then thats a dub. u need experience-lots of it

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Sure if it's like this. Don't wear anything worn out or coom stained with holes lmao.

Also, don't make the mistake of brining up a conversation about tinder/dating apps - if she's feeling awkward she'll ask something like "you do this often?" - dismiss that shit "nah just wanted to see what's out there". Even if you're planning a hotel, say my place is nearby and if she agrees, be like "oh wait..my sister is visiting from out of town right now, is a hotel ok?"

Thanks, brahs.

If she actually meets up with me and i'm not totally super autistically retarded, then I will fuck her eventually, right? She wouldn't meet up with me from Tinder otherwise, right?
She only wants coffee so it's not like she wants to use me to get a really expensive dinner.

 

[Deleted member 16958]

That is some traumatic shit. Was she catfishing so you ignored her or were you just too afraid to interact with her? I am very aspie too so even though I give you advice I don't think I could follow through on my own advice.

If you go for coffee it would surprise me if she is willing to go fuck afterward tbh. You would have to display giga chad energy on the date.

She saw me walking around, thought I looked good, got my name and social media from someone and asked me out on snapchat.
I talked to her for an hour but I told myself she was trying to hurt me in some way or she was making fun of me so whenever she tried coming up to talk to me again I would either pretend I don't see her or I would give her one word answers and walk away. She was an alt Stacy and exactly my type. Like Allah Himself gave me the best opportunity ever and I just shat all over it.

Anyway, eventually I tried apologizing to her, she said it was okay, I did the same shit again and etc etc etc etc she told me to fuck off and said I was a stalker.

That is some traumatic shit. Was she catfishing so you ignored her or were you just too afraid to interact with her? I am very aspie too so even though I give you advice I don't think I could follow through on my own advice.

If you go for coffee it would surprise me if she is willing to go fuck afterward tbh. You would have to display giga chad energy on the date.

what about second / third date?

 

[Deleted member 16801]

If she actually meets up with me and i'm not totally super autistically retarded, then I will fuck her eventually, right? She wouldn't meet up with me from Tinder otherwise, right?

in my eyes if ur meeting up w a girl one on one she wants to suck ur dick

 

[germanlooks]

What do people usually talk about on dates?

correct tongue posture, bone smashing, plastic surgery, facial exercises, jelqing, hypergamy etc

 

[Unmoggablegingercel]

bro don't scare me like that

it’s true I hate sitting face to face tbh. I like sitting on their side at least becuase my side profile is a lot better. Plus I don’t like sitting bc I’m tall my ideal date is standing up walking around and doing something

 

[Deleted member 16958]

That is some traumatic shit. Was she catfishing so you ignored her or were you just too afraid to interact with her? I am very aspie too so even though I give you advice I don't think I could follow through on my own advice.

If you go for coffee it would surprise me if she is willing to go fuck afterward tbh. You would have to display giga chad energy on the date.

in my eyes if ur meeting up w a girl one on one she wants to suck ur dick

it’s true I hate sitting face to face tbh. I like sitting on their side at least becuase my side profile is a lot better. Plus I don’t like sitting bc I’m tall my ideal date is standing up walking around and doing something

Honestly i'd be happy to just make out with her. Do you think that's possible? I haven't made out with a girl since August 2019.

 

[Deleted member 16571]

Thanks, brahs.

If she actually meets up with me and i'm not totally super autistically retarded, then I will fuck her eventually, right? She wouldn't meet up with me from Tinder otherwise, right?
She only wants coffee so it's not like she wants to use me to get a really expensive dinner.

A small percentage of matches respond, a small percentage that do respond actually show up, those that do show up are probably very likely attracted to you in some way. Don't get me wrong, it's not like I have any experience with dating apps/random meet ups. I had a normal dating life and now I'm a dad of four. I'm just channeling my inner Chad in these replies. I think 95% of people on tinder understand that they're consenting to exchange STDs.

 

[TUSSELEIF]

Dude I’m probably much more a loner and aspie than you are (like legit a loner with aspergers) and I’ve been on a few dates and a girl wanted to see me again even without drinking vodka, it’ll be fine

 

[Deleted member 16958]

Dude I’m probably much more a loner and aspie than you are (like legit a loner with aspergers) and I’ve been on a few dates and a girl wanted to see me again even without drinking vodka, it’ll be fine

Did you have sex with them eventually? which date?
you sure you're more aspie than me though?

She saw me walking around, thought I looked good, got my name and social media from someone and asked me out on snapchat.
I talked to her for an hour but I told myself she was trying to hurt me in some way or she was making fun of me so whenever she tried coming up to talk to me again I would either pretend I don't see her or I would give her one word answers and walk away. She was an alt Stacy and exactly my type. Like Allah Himself gave me the best opportunity ever and I just shat all over it.

Anyway, eventually I tried apologizing to her, she said it was okay, I did the same shit again and etc etc etc etc she told me to fuck off and said I was a stalker.

 

[javab]

She saw me walking around, thought I looked good, got my name and social media from someone and asked me out on snapchat.
I talked to her for an hour but I told myself she was trying to hurt me in some way or she was making fun of me so whenever she tried coming up to talk to me again I would either pretend I don't see her or I would give her one word answers and walk away. She was an alt Stacy and exactly my type. Like Allah Himself gave me the best opportunity ever and I just shat all over it.

Anyway, eventually I tried apologizing to her, she said it was okay, I did the same shit again and etc etc etc etc she told me to fuck off and said I was a stalker.

FeelsBadMan I also fucked up once because I thought the girl I had a crush on was trying to troll me or humiliate me by being flirty with me.

what about second / third date?

Your best bet is to go out for drinks. It's cheaper than dinner and you will both be drunk. However, you will have to be somewhat charismatic on the first date if you want to get laid. Nothing crazy in terms of charisma just enough to pass her threshold. If the first date goes well, bring up the topic of going out for drinks and invite her to go out drinking sometime.

 

[Deleted member 16958]

FeelsBadMan I also fucked up once because I thought the girl I had a crush on was trying to troll me or humiliate me by being flirty with me.

Your best bet is to go out for drinks. It's cheaper than dinner and you will both be drunk. However, you will have to be somewhat charismatic on the first date if you want to get laid. Nothing crazy in terms of charisma just enough to pass her threshold. If the first date goes well, bring up the topic of going out for drinks and invite her to go out drinking sometime.

well honestly not shitting my pants will be seen as success in my eyes. I am legit terrified of foids. Do you think I could make out with her on the first date or is that something that happens when you're about to fuck?

 

[TUSSELEIF]

Did you have sex with them eventually? which date?
you sure you're more aspie than me though?

Not sex yet but a few dates, cuz I’m a high inhib turd, and I’m a legit aspergers dude, been a retard my whole life and struggle heavily with socializing and impossible to make friends. Legit had to learn social skills by learning over the internet lol, had to be very careful not to say weird shit to my dates but that’s something I’ve learnt. If you’ve had friends and manage to be social with people you’ll be fine. Just ask her at the end if she wants to meet again

 

[Deleted member 16380]

Thanks, brahs.

If she actually meets up with me and i'm not totally super autistically retarded, then I will fuck her eventually, right? She wouldn't meet up with me from Tinder otherwise, right?
She only wants coffee so it's not like she wants to use me to get a really expensive dinner.

THe legit strategy is like this:

1) Go first date. Coffee. When walking out, have a short walk with her. Try to touch her on the shoulder, waist, or some other non-erotic bodypart (do not put your hand into her panties yet). Gauge her reaction. If she stands back from you, panics, or some other shit, this is a "no". Say "by" and be on your way.

What is important here, if you are autist like me, it is VERY hard to get the "signs" right there right now. In fact, you need to remember the detail, and AT HOME, you remember the details, and try to remember how she reacted to the touch. If you remember she was positive, it is a good sign.

2) If sign in #1 was positive, invite her for a second date, but this time it better be just a walk. Maybe buy some beers to sit with her on some porch, idk. Here you should try to kiss her at some point. Again, if she draws away from you: here is the sign "no". Bad. No go.

If you kiss her, you can have the balls to invite her to your place. OR if she says "not yet", do not push her too much. Schedule the third date.

3) You go on a third cheap date, or you can even take her for a meal (since the kiss succeeded, you probably have a chance). But in general, if you go this way, try to invite her to a date NEAR THE PLACE YOU GONNA FUCK HER.

Or just invite her for "netflix and chill". But your location "hotel" is REALLY bad. The foid would not be thinking "netflix and chill", she would be thinking "why is he calling me to a hotel like a hooker"... so im not sure this will work out even for chad. You need to be a greek god for such a trick... cause its kinda "humiliating" for a foid to be frank...

Good luck.

PS. In reality, the number of dates might differ. If she is Stacy, and good-natured, it is legit to waste even 5-6 dates, if she shows some signs of interest. Sometimes, you can literally succeed in 1. But this is VERY rare. I mean even a Chad cannot do that reliably at all. Women, even if lowest of the low, will try to uphold their value.

PPS. Still, for youngsters like you, in early 20s, getting wasted with friends, and fucking a drunk a girl is just a "golden standard"

 

[metagross]

i've only gone to coffee dates

what else is there?

Cinema is nice for a date. You don't have to talk much, it will be late at night when the movie is finished and you get to watch some cool movie. Usually my cinema dates always ended with atleast a kiss and sometimes Sex.

 

[Deleted member 16958]

THe legit strategy is like this:

1) Go first date. Coffee. When walking out, have a short walk with her. Try to touch her on the shoulder, waist, or some other non-erotic bodypart (do not put your hand into her panties yet). Gauge her reaction. If she stands back from you, panics, or some other shit, this is a "no". Say "by" and be on your way.

What is important here, if you are autist like me, it is VERY hard to get the "signs" right there right now. In fact, you need to remember the detail, and AT HOME, you remember the details, and try to remember how she reacted to the touch. If you remember she was positive, it is a good sign.

2) If sign in #1 was positive, invite her for a second date, but this time it better be just a walk. Maybe buy some beers to sit with her on some porch, idk. Here you should try to kiss her at some point. Again, if she draws away from you: here is the sign "no". Bad. No go.

If you kiss her, you can have the balls to invite her to your place. OR if she says "not yet", do not push her too much. Schedule the third date.

3) You go on a third cheap date, or you can even take her for a meal (since the kiss succeeded, you probably have a chance). But in general, if you go this way, try to invite her to a date NEAR THE PLACE YOU GONNA FUCK HER.

Or just invite her for "netflix and chill". But your location "hotel" is REALLY bad. The foid would not be thinking "netflix and chill", she would be thinking "why is he calling me to a hotel like a hooker"... so im not sure this will work out even for chad. You need to be a greek god for such a trick... cause its kinda "humiliating" for a foid to be frank...

Good luck.

Thanks for the reply. Okay, i'll do that. Problem is though a) I live with my parents and b) we have guests over this weekend so it's a really big no no.
Could I say that we're doing renovations and i'll take her to my house next time?

 

[DivineBeing]

Cinema is nice for a date. You don't have to talk much, it will be late at night when the movie is finished and you get to watch some cool movie. Usually my cinema dates always ended with atleast a kiss and sometimes Sex.

i did cinema dates they ended up in fiddling and embarassment because we couldn't control ourselves

imagine being horny after 30 minutes and you know there's 1 more hour left