Any UKcels been to a Asian Massage Parlour and gotten a Happy Ending?

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What's the most you done in those parlours?

I've had handjobs, blowjobs, two hands, asshole fingering, etc.

 

[Deleted member 4362]

I would never let those bat licker near my penis

 

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I would never let those bat licker near my penis

Low T. It's fun, you should try it sometime

 

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How much is it ?

 

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How much is it ?

You pay the receptionist for the massage. Usually £25-£35 for half hour.

You pick a massage girl or one is assigned to you.

You go to the massage room, strip naked, and lie on the table.

The 'masseuse' comes in, massages you and eventually she will ask you to turn over and ask if you want extras.

HJ = £20, I frequently negotiate this down to £10.
Body to Body = £40. (Never done this)
Blowjob = £40. Again, I've negotiated this down to £30
Sex = £80

These prices are not fixed and depend on the place. But it also depends on the time of day you go in. Aim to go early in the morning when the girls haven't made any money for that day. They are easy to haggle down to good prices. Got a HJ for £5 before like this lol

 

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You pay the receptionist for the massage. Usually £25-£35 for half hour.

You pick a massage girl or one is assigned to you.

You go to the massage room, strip naked, and lie on the table.

The 'masseuse' comes in, massages you and eventually she will ask you to turn over and ask if you want extras.

HJ = £20, I frequently negotiate this down to £10.
Body to Body = £40. (Never done this)
Blowjob = £40. Again, I've negotiated this down to £30
Sex = £80

These prices are not fixed and depend on the place. But it also depends on the time of day you go in. Aim to go early in the morning when the girls haven't made any money for that day. They are easy to haggle down to good prices. Got a HJ for £5 before like this lol

What do you look like how big is your cock

 

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What do you look like how big is your cock

Go through my threads, you will find my dick pic somewhere.

Not sure why u need this information but its there if you want it

 

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Go through my threads, you will find my dick pic somewhere.

Not sure why u need this information but its there if you want it

I don't want to see ur dick was wondering cause you haggled them down

 

[Gonthar]

 

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I don't want to see ur dick was wondering cause you haggled them down

lmao... give up with that line of thinking. these massage foids have seen thousands of cocks. Just because someone has a bigger one or something won't make them give you a discount

 

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I wish white girls did this. Asian girls do nothing for me

 

[Deleted member 9670]

lmao... give up with that line of thinking. these massage foids have seen thousands of cocks. Just because someone has a bigger one or something won't make them give you a discount

Some guys get free sex from hookers...

More to do with looks though

 

[Gonthar]

I wish white girls did this. Asian girls do nothing for me

Just go to regular massage parlors and try to convince the girls there to rub you for some extra money...

 

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I wish white girls did this. Asian girls do nothing for me

Hmm true.

I've been to 100+ parlours and they are usually all Asian.

Though, I have been with a latina, a russian and indian girl. But it's really rare.

 

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Just go to regular massage parlors and try to convince the girls there to rub you for some extra money...

And what if they don’t? It will be a waste of time as I don’t want a normal massage

 

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Hmm true.

I've been to 100+ parlours and they are usually all Asian.

Though, I have been with a latina, a russian and indian girl. But it's really rare.

Why don’t you just get an escort? You can choose the girl

 

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Just go to regular massage parlors and try to convince the girls there to rub you for some extra money...

What do you mean by a regular massage parlour? I've never seen a massage parlour in the UK that wasn't manned by Asians.

 

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Hmm true.

I've been to 100+ parlours and they are usually all Asian.

Though, I have been with a latina, a russian and indian girl. But it's really rare.

How often you go

 

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How often you go

Every week bro

 

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Every week bro

gook handy a week keeps rope away

 

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I wish white girls did this. Asian girls do nothing for me

Are you in the UK by chance?

 

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Are you in the UK by chance?

Yeah

 

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Yeah

There is a forum called UKPunting. There is a thread there called "London Massage shop mini reviews" or something like this. If a white girl is working in one of the parlours it will hit the headlines on that forum

 

[Gonthar]

And what if they don’t? It will be a waste of time as I don’t want a normal massage

You offer more and more money slowly for extra perks, you don't ask directly to suck your cock, you say: "You know it's really hot in here, why don't you take your shirt off, so you'll feel more comfortable..." or "Could you massage my buttocks, they are kinda tense, I'll pay extra!".
If they still don't want, the next time you ask for another girl.

What do you mean by a regular massage parlour? I've never seen a massage parlour in the UK that wasn't manned by Asians.

Sports massage therapy...

 

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You offer more and more money slowly for extra perks, you don't ask directly to suck your cock, you say: "You know it's really hot in here, why don't you take your shirt off, so you'll feel more comfortable..." or "Could you massage my buttocks, they are kinda tense, I'll pay extra!".
If they still don't want, the next time you ask for another girl.

Sports massage therapy...

Why not just get a normal escort jfl
It’s not illegal like in America

 

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You pay the receptionist for the massage. Usually £25-£35 for half hour.

You pick a massage girl or one is assigned to you.

You go to the massage room, strip naked, and lie on the table.

The 'masseuse' comes in, massages you and eventually she will ask you to turn over and ask if you want extras.

HJ = £20, I frequently negotiate this down to £10.
Body to Body = £40. (Never done this)
Blowjob = £40. Again, I've negotiated this down to £30
Sex = £80

These prices are not fixed and depend on the place. But it also depends on the time of day you go in. Aim to go early in the morning when the girls haven't made any money for that day. They are easy to haggle down to good prices. Got a HJ for £5 before like this lol

how do i find these asian massage parlour places?

i wanna try that body to body and sex ngl

are the girls ugly/old?

 

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how do i find these asian massage parlour places?

i wanna try that body to body and sex ngl

are the girls ugly/old?

Go to UKPunting. There is a thread for massage shops in London. The message girls working at the shops are heavily reviewed.

 

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how do i find these asian massage parlour places?

i wanna try that body to body and sex ngl

are the girls ugly/old?

Also, nowadays, I don't even go to UKPunting.

I just walk into new parlours. I find it a fun thing to do. I have been to about 30 parlours without doing prior research and only one has not given out sexual services

 

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Also, nowadays, I don't even go to UKPunting.

I just walk into new parlours. I find it a fun thing to do. I have been to about 30 parlours without doing prior research and only one has not given out sexual services

damn. so ur telling me every massage parlour is just a sex parlour? are the asian girls young and hot or what?

 

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damn. so ur telling me every massage parlour is just a sex parlour? are the asian girls young and hot or what?

Travelled to loads of parlours all over London and only been rejected for sexual services once. Most are just sex parlours.

The age varies. If you are just looking for young girls, I would walk into a parlour and ask the receptionist who is giving the massage. They will then show you the girls on offer.

 

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Travelled to loads of parlours all over London and only been rejected for sexual services once. Most are just sex parlours.

The age varies. If you are just looking for young girls, I would walk into a parlour and ask the receptionist who is giving the massage. They will then show you the girls on offer.

what type of asian are they usually? thai? chinese?

i dont mind not young girls, just dont wanna pay an asian granny to fuck

 

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damn. so ur telling me every massage parlour is just a sex parlour? are the asian girls young and hot or what?

I thought it was common knowledge?

 

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what type of asian are they usually? thai? chinese?

i dont mind not young girls, just dont wanna pay an asian granny to fuck

Chinese girls.

just don't hand over the money for the massage until they show you what the girls look like

 

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Chinese girls.

just don't hand over the money for the massage until they show you what the girls look like

sounds good ngl. im gonna try this shit

how old are u btw?

i feel like it will be extremely awkward a 21yo manlet white guy walking into one of those place

are they discrete?

 

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I thought it was common knowledge?

i just live under a rock

 

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sounds good ngl. im gonna try this shit

how old are u btw?

i feel like it will be extremely awkward a 21yo manlet white guy walking into one of those place

are they discrete?

18. Been going since I was 15

I've bumped into other customers a few times and it's always fat middle aged white men

yea its discrete, if the parlour is on a high road you can phone ahead of time and they can let you in through a back door. I am pretty low inhib so i just walk in through the front. No fucks given.

 

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18. Been going since I was 15

I've bumped into other customers a few times and it's always fat middle aged white men

yea its discrete, if the parlour is on a high road you can phone ahead of time and they can let you in through a back door. I am pretty low inhib so i just walk in through the front. No fucks given.

based af

 

[Gonthar]

Why not just get a normal escort jfl
It’s not illegal like in America

It's just more enjoyable convincing a girl that doesn't normally do this, to do it for you, it's more of a power trip thing...

 

[HTN_Mentalcel]

18. Been going since I was 15

I've bumped into other customers a few times and it's always fat middle aged white men

yea its discrete, if the parlour is on a high road you can phone ahead of time and they can let you in through a back door. I am pretty low inhib so i just walk in through the front. No fucks given.

@Ricky212 you should do this

You pay the receptionist for the massage. Usually £25-£35 for half hour.

You pick a massage girl or one is assigned to you.

You go to the massage room, strip naked, and lie on the table.

The 'masseuse' comes in, massages you and eventually she will ask you to turn over and ask if you want extras.

HJ = £20, I frequently negotiate this down to £10.
Body to Body = £40. (Never done this)
Blowjob = £40. Again, I've negotiated this down to £30
Sex = £80

These prices are not fixed and depend on the place. But it also depends on the time of day you go in. Aim to go early in the morning when the girls haven't made any money for that day. They are easy to haggle down to good prices. Got a HJ for £5 before like this lol

 

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@Ricky212 you should do this

how do you find all these based threads

 

[HTN_Mentalcel]

how do you find all these based threads

site:looksmax.org on google search