Anyone else not looking to slay, but trying to find a gf/wife?

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I need wife that wants to move to cabin with me and live off grid tbh
 
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no we just gymcel n sley rendom thoths my nig
 
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why? so she can cheat on me with chad?
 
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Just want to lose my virginity tbh
 
Just want to lose my virginity tbh
Beetlejuice
 
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me
 
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I need wife that wants to move to cabin with me and live off grid tbh
I did until I realized I'd get gigacucked
I'm looking for someone to hug atm
 
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That's why we gonna looksmax, also finding a girl like this is impossible outside of church
meh some non religious girls are still virgins in their late teens

by their 20's though they are non existent
 
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That's why we gonna looksmax, also finding a girl like this is impossible outside of church
get 100 rep and check this greycel

 
would marry a virgin instantly if i had an option tbh, if i was gl i'd probably fancy slaying first
 
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Make sure you are born with have a very, very large penis if you want to find a life partner.
 
get 100 rep and check this greycel

give me rep
 
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Meh... not actually big tbh

If she is a virgin or a prude and you are not unfixable tier ugly, you should be ok without getting cheated on. You're good.
 
I dont want nothing, only shitposting here
 
Meh... not actually big tbh

If she is a virgin or a prude and you are not unfixable tier ugly, you should be ok without getting cheated on. You're good.
? no basis in reality
Studies say ideal dick size is 6.5 and 5 girth, 7-8 length is pushing it for some girls and anything above 8 is straight up painful
 
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? no basis in reality
Studies say ideal dick size is 6.5 and 5 girth, 7-8 length is pushing it for some girls and anything above 8 is straight up painful
Cope studies. Gotta hollow her out so her pussy is for your dick and your dick only. Slutty girls won't find it painful if your dick is over 8" NBP.

But if you want a virgin cutie gf then idk.

Like I said, you're good
 
Cope studies. Gotta hollow her out so her pussy is for your dick and your dick only. Slutty girls won't find it painful if your dick is over 8" NBP.

But if you want a virgin cutie gf then idk.

Like I said, you're good
Take out a ruler and look and 8 inches+, lie it along your stomach (no homo) and look how deep that is
 
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"cope studies" JFL do you actually believe women when they say they need 9 inches
 
Take out a ruler and look and 8 inches+, lie it along your stomach (no homo) and look how deep that is
I know because I have in fact measured my penis before, and it has been above 10 inches NBP. I am not gonna tell you my exact size though because you will probably think I am lying, and I can't show you pics since I am underage.
 
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I know because I have in fact measured my penis before, and it has been above 10 inches NBP. I am not gonna tell you my exact size though because you will probably think I am lying, and I can't show you pics since I am underage.
:feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:keep coping you utter subhuman, do you actually expect me to believe your dick is above 10inches NBP?
There is literally a contest if you are above 10 inches you can win 10k
You larping fcuk:feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
 
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:feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:keep coping you utter subhuman, do you actually expect me to believe your dick is above 10inches NBP?
There is literally a contest if you are above 10 inches you can win 10k
You larping fcuk:feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
I know. When I am 18 I will post my dick on LPSG.

Other people have asked me this before.
 
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Worty can you give me the N word pass plzzzzzz
 
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tales from the basement
Bet. I will tag you when I do my update.

You will see my face. I will leave this forum. Then on January 2022, (I am 16 rn, turning 17 soon) you will see me on LPSG with my dick and now recognizable face posted on there, and will recognize it.

I will also mention I used to post on this forum before.
 
It's going to be tought. Uncle Ted, being himself a chad and a scholar, couldn't find a woman to go live with him innawoods, he probably didn't try hard enough though, but you probably aren't a chad and a scholar.
 
Bet. I will tag you when I do my update.

You will see my face. I will leave this forum. Then on January 2022, (I am 16 rn, turning 17 soon) you will see me on LPSG with my dick and face posted on there, and will recognize it.

I will also mention I used to post on this forum before.
Cope. Go win that 10k right now then.
 
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It's going to be tought. Uncle Ted, being himself a chad and a scholar, couldn't find a woman to go live with him innawoods, he probably didn't try hard enough though, but you probably aren't a chad and a scholar.
Ted was a delusional non nt fcuk who probably didnt look in the right places
These women are at church, ive met a few
 
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Cope. Go win that 10k right now then.
What part of I am fucking 16 and underage and can't post nudes do you not understand.

If I post my dick, it is child porn. You are just gonna have to wait... around 14 months.
 
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