Anyone else pee sitting down?

[Deleted member 209]

I cant find target when standing up no matter what. My dick is so weird that its either semi erected or completely shrunk, its impossible to not piss the entire bathroom and even worse, my own fucking myself.

 

[Deleted member 1464]

Only when I take a shit

 

[Pietrosiek]

I sometimes do that when im doing shit

 

[Butthurt Dweller]

No wtf

 

[PenileFacialSurgery]

That means your duck is extremely small if you piss everywhere

I only sit at home. And I do sit to pee because standing is too much effort.

 

[Ritalincel]

 

[karbo]

my mom occasionally gets mad at me for pissing on the toilet seat and tells me to sit down while peeing
i just cage at her and keep pissing on the seat while standing like the chad i am jfl

 

[Deleted member 3962]

I cant find target when standing up no matter what. My dick is so weird that its either semi erected or completely shrunk, its impossible to not piss the entire bathroom and even worse, my own fucking myself.

stop taking estrogen

 

[Butthurt Dweller]

I can piss with no hands, easily. I just whip it out and put my hands behind my head like naruto and do my business

 

[Deleted member 3073]

I cant find target when standing up no matter what. My dick is so weird that its either semi erected or completely shrunk, its impossible to not piss the entire bathroom and even worse, my own fucking myself.

I'm pretty sure queerboi @Deliciadecu does

 

[Deleted member 1100]

I'm pretty sure queerboi @Deliciadecu does

I actually do, but only because I shit in squat position

 

[Deleted member 3073]

I actually do, but only because I shit in squat position

 

[Deleted member 4310]

Just be gay theory

 

[Patient A]

Have you tried putting your fingers in your ass and going full homo?

might make you more comfortable fully owning being a raging homosexual.

lol serious J F L at your life what kind of man sits down to pee aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh

 

[Deleted member 3962]

Have you tried putting your fingers in your ass and going full homo?

might make you more comfortable fully owning being a raging homosexual.

lol serious J F L at your life what kind of man sits down to pee aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh

op literally is a tranny

 

[ElliotRodgerJr]

I pee in the sink while washing my hands. Double whammy.

 

[Deleted member 2756]

I actually do, but only because I shit in squat position

not surprised a Brazilian slumdog shits like that, it's in your blood.

 

[Ritalincel]

not surprised a Brazilian slumdog shits like that, it's in your blood.

 

[Deleted member 209]

That means your duck is extremely small if you piss everywhere

ikr

stop taking estrogen

im not taking anything lol

 

[Deleted member 3962]

im not taking anything lol

ur not gonna become a trap if u dont take anything

 

[Deleted member 209]

Just be gay theory

you cant be exactly straight as an incel either

 

[Deleted member 3962]

you cant be exactly straight as an incel either

 

[Deleted member 209]

Have you tried putting your fingers in your ass and going full homo?

might make you more comfortable fully owning being a raging homosexual.

lol serious J F L at your life what kind of man sits down to pee aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh

ewww

ur not gonna become a trap if u dont take anything

ngl, a lot of traps i have seen looked more like women before estrogen injections. estrogen will just give you an aitficial bloat that screams "im a trap" from miles away

 

[Ritalincel]

 

[Tony]

why would i sit down in the sink

 

[OldRooster]

Just pee into the tub

 

[Deleted member 3962]

why would i sit down in the sink

pissing in the sink is the last bastion of american freedom