FrothySolutions
There's no gym for my squandered youth.
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So I'm at Burger King, right? They've got this Nugget War going on, and they're offering 10-piece chicken nuggets for a dollar. Than means 100 chicken nuggets for only 10 dollars. This deal only lasts until October 14th.
Now, as a manlet I typically only eat as much as any other woodland creature. A single droplet of dew kissed by dawn's first light on a crisp autumn morn. That usually gets me through to lunchtime. But in my head, 100 chicken nuggets doesn't sound like that many. Plus for that price I'd be a fool not to take advantage of this limited time offer. 100 delicious chicken nuggets for only 10 dollars? I don't think I've seen prices that low even in grocery stores. So I head in to make my order.
I order the chicken nuggets. They take longer to put together than your typical order, so I wait in the dining room. I notice the benches. I decided to wait on the benches. I get on the benches and stand on my knees. And usually when I stand up on something I think to myself "Ah, to be taller than 5 foot 5." But I also keep measuring tape on me at all times. Both in zippity blade form and loose wobbly "measure your dick circumference" form. And I notice, at this height, I'm dwarfing just about every other person waiting in the dining room with me. And so I'm like "Wow, do people exist that are this tall? I wonder how tall I am." So I whip out my measuring tape and find that I'm about 6 foot 6 standing on that bench. Maybe 6 foot 6-and-a-half, I'm bad at measuring where the tip-top of my head is.
From this I gather, 6 foot 6 is simply not necessary. I was so tall, people weren't even coming close to my height. Don't get me wrong, 6 foot 6 is still great, but it's like being a billionaire. Good to be, but after a certain height how much better can you eat? What could you buy that you can't already afford? From my observation, 6 foot 6 is well beyond what you need to be to be normal. Or maybe I just live in a village of fairy tale gnomes.
Now, as a manlet I typically only eat as much as any other woodland creature. A single droplet of dew kissed by dawn's first light on a crisp autumn morn. That usually gets me through to lunchtime. But in my head, 100 chicken nuggets doesn't sound like that many. Plus for that price I'd be a fool not to take advantage of this limited time offer. 100 delicious chicken nuggets for only 10 dollars? I don't think I've seen prices that low even in grocery stores. So I head in to make my order.
I order the chicken nuggets. They take longer to put together than your typical order, so I wait in the dining room. I notice the benches. I decided to wait on the benches. I get on the benches and stand on my knees. And usually when I stand up on something I think to myself "Ah, to be taller than 5 foot 5." But I also keep measuring tape on me at all times. Both in zippity blade form and loose wobbly "measure your dick circumference" form. And I notice, at this height, I'm dwarfing just about every other person waiting in the dining room with me. And so I'm like "Wow, do people exist that are this tall? I wonder how tall I am." So I whip out my measuring tape and find that I'm about 6 foot 6 standing on that bench. Maybe 6 foot 6-and-a-half, I'm bad at measuring where the tip-top of my head is.
From this I gather, 6 foot 6 is simply not necessary. I was so tall, people weren't even coming close to my height. Don't get me wrong, 6 foot 6 is still great, but it's like being a billionaire. Good to be, but after a certain height how much better can you eat? What could you buy that you can't already afford? From my observation, 6 foot 6 is well beyond what you need to be to be normal. Or maybe I just live in a village of fairy tale gnomes.