arctic monkeys wrote a song about being a manlet (alex turner is 5,7)

[heightmaxxing]

"There's always somebody taller with more of a wit
And he's equipped to enthrall her and her friends think he's fit
And you just can't measure up though, you don't have a prayer
Wishing that you'd made the most of her when she was there
They've got engaged, there's no intention of a wedding
He's pinched your bird and he'd probably kick your head in"


"Oh, now the girls have grown
Yeah, but I'm sure that they still carry on in similar ways"

"I know you thought she were different and you thought she were nice
But she's not nice, she's pretty fucking far from nice
She's looking at you funny rarely looking at you twice"

 

[Hottaco34]

He still balls deep in foids despite being manlet