
robotchicken
jawcel
- Joined
- Jun 11, 2025
- Posts
- 541
- Reputation
- 631
So I was looking for legal ways to decrease hunger as a minor since many people say:
“vape, cigarettes, zyns…”
I didn’t really want to get caught with any of those by my dad unless i wanted an involuntary bonesmashing session but I do have experience with zyns. If you haven’t tried one, they give you a buzz but also make you extremely nauseous (unless you are experienced).
Well I came across a holy grail.
Caffeine Zyns
They have all the benefits of zyns (in terms of deployment to your body) without shit like formaldehyde in them that will make you nauseous. And guess what?
They’re cheaper than regular zyns
I found some on amazon that come in a pack of 5 cans with 15 pouches each (standard with zyns as well) that average out to $4.60 a can. Zyns come out to $5.79 but price is super variable online for some reason (this was the cheapest option even compared to buying in bulk).
How much caffeine do they contain?
Quite a bit. They pack in 50mg of caffeine per pouch which is about half of a cup of coffee which come in at 95mg of coffee. To be honest this is kind of underwhelming, but when u pair this with convenience and price, you can literally just pop an upper-decky each time and get 7 100mg doses per can for only $4.60 (LITERALLY PRICE OF 2 SHORT STARBUCK CUPS OF COFFEE). Im surprised I haven't heard more about these.
I will be giving personal testimony once I get paid and buy them
Please rep me this is my first high effort post.
“vape, cigarettes, zyns…”
I didn’t really want to get caught with any of those by my dad unless i wanted an involuntary bonesmashing session but I do have experience with zyns. If you haven’t tried one, they give you a buzz but also make you extremely nauseous (unless you are experienced).
Well I came across a holy grail.
Caffeine Zyns
They have all the benefits of zyns (in terms of deployment to your body) without shit like formaldehyde in them that will make you nauseous. And guess what?
They’re cheaper than regular zyns
I found some on amazon that come in a pack of 5 cans with 15 pouches each (standard with zyns as well) that average out to $4.60 a can. Zyns come out to $5.79 but price is super variable online for some reason (this was the cheapest option even compared to buying in bulk).
How much caffeine do they contain?
Quite a bit. They pack in 50mg of caffeine per pouch which is about half of a cup of coffee which come in at 95mg of coffee. To be honest this is kind of underwhelming, but when u pair this with convenience and price, you can literally just pop an upper-decky each time and get 7 100mg doses per can for only $4.60 (LITERALLY PRICE OF 2 SHORT STARBUCK CUPS OF COFFEE). Im surprised I haven't heard more about these.
I will be giving personal testimony once I get paid and buy them
Please rep me this is my first high effort post.