Are caffeine pouches meta? (High Effort)

[robotchicken]

So I was looking for legal ways to decrease hunger as a minor since many people say:

“vape, cigarettes, zyns…”

I didn’t really want to get caught with any of those by my dad unless i wanted an involuntary bonesmashing session but I do have experience with zyns. If you haven’t tried one, they give you a buzz but also make you extremely nauseous (unless you are experienced).

Well I came across a holy grail.

Caffeine Zyns

They have all the benefits of zyns (in terms of deployment to your body) without shit like formaldehyde in them that will make you nauseous. And guess what?

They’re cheaper than regular zyns

I found some on amazon that come in a pack of 5 cans with 15 pouches each (standard with zyns as well) that average out to $4.60 a can. Zyns come out to $5.79 but price is super variable online for some reason (this was the cheapest option even compared to buying in bulk).

How much caffeine do they contain?

Quite a bit. They pack in 50mg of caffeine per pouch which is about half of a cup of coffee which come in at 95mg of coffee. To be honest this is kind of underwhelming, but when u pair this with convenience and price, you can literally just pop an upper-decky each time and get 7 100mg doses per can for only $4.60 (LITERALLY PRICE OF 2 SHORT STARBUCK CUPS OF COFFEE). Im surprised I haven't heard more about these.

I will be giving personal testimony once I get paid and buy them


Please rep me this is my first high effort post.

 

[v1nland]

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[Deleted member 99272]

just eat less tf

 

[Mutumbu]

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[psychopathic]

No they're not meta. Snus are better in every possible way.

 

[robotchicken]

No they're not meta. Snus are better in every possible way.

if only you read my thread in the first place

 

[realshit]

So I was looking for legal ways to decrease hunger as a minor since many people say:

“vape, cigarettes, zyns…”

I didn’t really want to get caught with any of those by my dad unless i wanted an involuntary bonesmashing session but I do have experience with zyns. If you haven’t tried one, they give you a buzz but also make you extremely nauseous (unless you are experienced).

Well I came across a holy grail.

Caffeine Zyns

They have all the benefits of zyns (in terms of deployment to your body) without shit like formaldehyde in them that will make you nauseous. And guess what?

They’re cheaper than regular zyns

I found some on amazon that come in a pack of 5 cans with 15 pouches each (standard with zyns as well) that average out to $4.60 a can. Zyns come out to $5.79 but price is super variable online for some reason (this was the cheapest option even compared to buying in bulk).

How much caffeine do they contain?

Quite a bit. They pack in 50mg of caffeine per pouch which is about half of a cup of coffee which come in at 95mg of coffee. To be honest this is kind of underwhelming, but when u pair this with convenience and price, you can literally just pop an upper-decky each time and get 7 100mg doses per can for only $4.60 (LITERALLY PRICE OF 2 SHORT STARBUCK CUPS OF COFFEE). Im surprised I haven't heard more about these.

I will be giving personal testimony once I get paid and buy them


Please rep me this is my first high effort post.

I went through this phase you will only do harm to your health and indicators, you should try to eat feeling less than what you want until you become so focused that it becomes natural

 

[psychopathic]

if only you read my thread in the first place

Not like it's worth reading anyways.

 

[robotchicken]

Not like it's worth reading anyways.

u literally couldve just read the first sentence

So I was looking for legal ways to decrease hunger as a minor

 

[robotchicken]

I went through this phase you will only do harm to your health and indicators, you should try to eat feeling less than what you want until you become so focused that it becomes natural

sorry what

 

[psychopathic]

u literally couldve just read the first sentence

You're acting as if it's impossible for minors to get their hands on nicotine. It's extremely easy to do.

 

[llane9]

these products are just marketed to children who want to feel like they're consuming nic.

 

[robotchicken]

So I was looking for legal ways to decrease hunger as a minor since many people say:

“vape, cigarettes, zyns…”

I didn’t really want to get caught with any of those by my dad unless i wanted an involuntary bonesmashing session but I do have experience with zyns. If you haven’t tried one, they give you a buzz but also make you extremely nauseous (unless you are experienced).

Well I came across a holy grail.

Caffeine Zyns

They have all the benefits of zyns (in terms of deployment to your body) without shit like formaldehyde in them that will make you nauseous. And guess what?

They’re cheaper than regular zyns

I found some on amazon that come in a pack of 5 cans with 15 pouches each (standard with zyns as well) that average out to $4.60 a can. Zyns come out to $5.79 but price is super variable online for some reason (this was the cheapest option even compared to buying in bulk).

How much caffeine do they contain?

Quite a bit. They pack in 50mg of caffeine per pouch which is about half of a cup of coffee which come in at 95mg of coffee. To be honest this is kind of underwhelming, but when u pair this with convenience and price, you can literally just pop an upper-decky each time and get 7 100mg doses per can for only $4.60 (LITERALLY PRICE OF 2 SHORT STARBUCK CUPS OF COFFEE). Im surprised I haven't heard more about these.

I will be giving personal testimony once I get paid and buy them


Please rep me this is my first high effort post.

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