Are we gonna talk about Colvin's massive LARP?

[Deleted member 4612]

"1,000+ slay count"

reminds me of a previous thread I made:

https://looksmax.org/threads/ethnic...the-mirror-and-call-an-ugly-face-ugly.193641/

 

[Hozay]

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[Deleted member 8576]

 

[Deleted member 5431]

I thought he was dead.

 

[Deleted member 4612]

I thought he was dead.

nope, he larped

 

[Hozay]

I thought he was dead.

 

[RAITEIII]

Colton is calvin?

 

[Deleted member 5522]

Fuck all the faggots who fell for the colvin roping meme

 

[Deleted member 2969]

Colvin is a Larper from the mkw community. He isn't even ethnic

 

[Deleted member 4430]

Colvin is a Larper from the mkw community. He isn't even ethnic

elab

 

[Deleted member 2969]

elab

He plays Mario Kart wii competitive and simps a bunch of thots who play that. It's an obscure 2008 game

 

[johncruz12345]

Colvin is a Larper from the mkw community. He isn't even ethnic

Ikr.

 

[Deleted member 4612]

He plays Mario Kart wii competitive and simps a bunch of thots who play that. It's an obscure 2008 game

so?

 

[Deleted member 2969]

so?

He's having fun larping around you .co guys

 

[Deleted member 2214]

 

[Deleted member 4612]

He's having fun larping around you .co guys

he could be.

but how do we know for sure?

 

[Ultramental]

sometimes idk if pinkwell is mossad or just a very based user ngl

 

[Lux]

was Colton confirmed Colvin then? I thought it was a gaston alt/wannabe larper.

 

[Deleted member 10104]

leaked never before seen screenshot of private conversation between me and colvin's larp

 

[Beetlejuice]

@personalityinkwell He claimed to be 3.5 inches in girth,i dont believe in that shit at all

 

[Deleted member 4612]

@personalityinkwell He claimed to be 3.5 inches in girth,i dont believe in that shit at all

hmm interesting.....

 

[Deleted member 2214]

@personalityinkwell He claimed to be 3.5 inches in girth,i dont believe in that shit at all

Wdym? Cock size? Even flaccid thats tiny. Unless we are talking about WIDTH. Thats different from girth.

 

[Deleted member 8919]

He wanted to kill himself and told everyone about that now he is trying to larp it away when he didnt because he is ashamed

 

[Beetlejuice]

Wdym? Cock size? Even flaccid thats tiny. Unless we are talking about WIDTH. Thats different from girth.

Girth and 3.5 in width is impossible tier dick,3.5 in width would be like 11 inches of girth.

 

[Deleted member 2214]

Girth and 3.5 in width is impossible tier dick,3.5 in width would be like 11 inches of girth.

Yes, but 3.5 inch girth is tiny.

 

[Deleted member 4612]

Girth and 3.5 in width is impossible tier dick,3.5 in width would be like 11 inches of girth.

he meant to say 3.5 girth lol

 

[Deleted member 2214]

he meant to say 3.5 girth lol

Oh, ok. I felt like I was getting dickmogged for a moment. Ive never felt that

 

[Deleted member 4612]

Oh, ok. I felt like I was getting dickmogged for a moment. Ive never felt that

you a huge mogger?

 

[Deleted member 2214]

you a huge mogger?

Yes. To give you an idea, when im older I will go to nude beaches, go viral, and slay all over my country (Ill get into detail about this in my 2 year update post on July 2nd, 2021)

Theres a forum on the internet called LPSG (Large Penis Support Group) where theres a megathread claiming that there arent any legitimate none bone pressed cocks over ten inches . I will post there when I turn 21 if because I wanna make sure im fully done growing, but im underage now so no pics.

I know this forum has an obsession with "dickmaxxing" but how would I even do that? I look at jelqing (I cant even wrap my hand against my fully erect cock, pulling it feel like im taking out a water hose so I dont do it often), pumps and things like that and I think, even my flaccid cock woudnt fit there, so I guess ill just use what I was born with.

TLDR Im bigger than the manlet pornstar Mandingo, but a insignificant teensy tiny bit smaller than Jonah Falcon (who might be a fraud)
I wont tell you my size YET. Wait until my two year post. I promise you im not LARPing like Colton, thats why I found him so amusing, but I never met Colvin. He must've left a couple days before I came back into the forum.

EDIT: Corrected 2020 to 2021. It was a typo.

 

[Deleted member 4612]

He plays Mario Kart wii competitive and simps a bunch of thots who play that. It's an obscure 2008 game

people dont believe you or the part about him simping thoughts or playing competitively

 

[Deleted member 2969]

people dont believe you or the part about him simping thoughts or playing competitively

I'm not lying, you can check it yourself he has videos on his yt about it, regarding the simping I'm not sure of it since I was told of it by an mkw player.

 

[Deleted member 5189]

 

[Deleted member 7125]

It's an obscure 2008 game

2 Mario Kart Wii 37.32 million

 

[Deleted member 4332]

Colvin is a Larper from the mkw community. He isn't even ethnic

He plays Mario Kart wii competitive and simps a bunch of thots who play that. It's an obscure 2008 game

He's having fun larping around you .co guys

I'm not lying, you can check it yourself he has videos on his yt about it, regarding the simping I'm not sure of it since I was told of it by an mkw player.

Bullshit false accusations.

Only thing thats true is that I do have a youtube channel which can be found here https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVxPobovsLfkubI0w5kT62w? but I barely post on it anyways.

- I AM ethnic.
- I NEVER simped for any foid. I don't even know any foids who play mario kart wii.
- I am NOT a LARPer on .co.

This shit should not have to be explained. JFL at @dieavirgin for believing random GrAYcel false accusations.

 

[Deleted member 4612]

Bullshit false accusations.

Only thing thats true is that I do have a youtube channel which can be found here https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVxPobovsLfkubI0w5kT62w? but I barely post on it anyways.

- I AM ethnic.
- I NEVER simped for any foid. I don't even know any foids who play mario kart wii.
- I am NOT a LARPer on .co.

This shit should not have to be explained. JFL at @dieavirgin for believing random GrAYcel false accusations.

how the hell did you manage to return?

good to see you're okay though

 

[Deleted member 4332]

how the hell did you manage to return?

good to see you're okay though

https://looksmax.org/threads/i-promise-i-will-never-alt-again.225636/#post-3856649