Are you gymcelling as hard as this?

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Probably not even close

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I feel exhausted just by watching the vid

not going to the gym today now
 
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B-b-but I've been gymcelling for 2 years and can't put on muscle!!!

Natty lifting is a scam!! :feelswah: :feelswah: :feelswah:

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Who asked ?
Seeing the 00 replies prolly nobody
 
YATES KNEW HOW TO TRAIN LIKE A REAL MAN. SAME CANT BE SAID FOR THE HIGH FREQUENCY SISSY BOYS OF TODAY
 
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AND YES, THAT IS HOW I TRAIN. INDEED IT IS HOW ANY SELF RESPECTING MAN WOULD TRAIN
 
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I do lots of volume untill I cant do another rep :oops:

I cant risk going for heavyweights cba getting another muscle injury
 
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The industrial land of Dorian Yates, Black Sabbath, Godflesh, Esoteric, J.R. Tolkien's inspiration for Mordor (as well as the whole universe), Peaky Blinders, and of course, high inhibitions finest, danny g

lets get nastyyyy

wonder what culture your city gives you pride about?
 
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Will use this tomorrow as motivation
 
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Will use this tomorrow as motivation
ur motivation should be all the times u got rejected in the club and went to gorge on kebabs and think how unfair it is how Maher can effortlessly slay while you cannot do as well
 
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If you don’t scream as if someone would slaughter you, you don’t train hard enough

 
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Bruh, that's exactly how I do my Calisthenics.

People look at me funny in the streets/park.
 
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All that to get mogged by this
 
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yates and any other competitive bodybuilder looks deformed and appeals to nobody that isn't mentally ill.

No I'm talking about his look/frame solely
his frame is dogshit.
 
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How do these roid monkeys have perfects skin while I'm a DYEL with insane bicep stretch marks after just 12 months of hard training.
 
yates and any other competitive bodybuilder looks deformed and appeals to nobody that isn't mentally ill.


his frame is dogshit.

They have niche appeal. I'm sure there are many milfs who want to be slam fucked by some gorilla.
 
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I havent worked out hard in years really. I used to grind out 10 hours a day then i got lazy. Now i can barely do one hour without fallin apart
 
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B-b-but I've been gymcelling for 2 years and can't put on muscle!!!

Natty lifting is a scam!! :feelswah: :feelswah: :feelswah:

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No but actually. I've lifted 1kg dumbbells for 1 year and got no results. I could do more push-ups I guess.
 
the women this appeals to are on birth control and won't produce children for you.

skincare, most of that is preventable.
Are you serious?
How are they preventable, I thought it was just a natural part of growth. Do you guys get stretch marks?
 
dorian yates, i wonder what this gentleman's opinion is about the terrible genocide the jews suffered during ww2
 
the women this appeals to are on birth control and won't produce children for you.
Oh have you not heard?
It was my understanding that everyone had heard.
 
Frame check:
Straight clavicles :yes:
Shoulder to hip ratio :no:
Chest to waist ratio:no:
Arm dominant:yes:
Pecs :no:
Six pack :no:

grim.
Wdym? His shoulder to hip ratio is good and he got abs and some pecs too
A better pic
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How are they preventable, I thought it was just a natural part of growth. Do you guys get stretch marks?
same way you keep your face skin hydrated and clear of impurities, I use mostly the same shit for sensitive areas i.e shoulders, won't prevent everything though, but I have very few visible stretch marks as a result, started early when I noticed a small stretch mark in my arm pit, so far it's been limited to that.
Frame check:
Straight clavicles :yes:
Shoulder to hip ratio :no:
Chest to waist ratio:no:
Arm dominant:yes:
Pecs :no:
Six pack :no:

grim.
verdict: over
Oh have you not heard?
It was my understanding that everyone had heard.
 
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Apparently preference is not altered by birth control or menstruation. Women are attracted to the same type of men throughout the month, only noticing the men they are already attracted to more during their period.

That means women aren't attracted to their beta bfs at all, and are only with them because chad won't commit and they nevertheless need a provider.

Tbh i speculated dual mating strategy is bollocks because today's women don't even have sex during their theorized hypergamous periods which only last a couple days, making hypergamy impossible.
 
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i mog those bloatlords to the graveyard
 
Apparently preference is not altered by birth control or menstruation. Women are attracted to the same type of men throughout the month, only noticing the men they are already attracted to more during their period.

That means women aren't attracted to their beta bfs at all, and are only with them because chad won't commit and they nevertheless need a provider.

Tbh i speculated dual mating strategy is bollocks because today's women don't even have sex during their theorized hypergamous periods which only last a couple days, making hypergamy impossible.
Could be legit, my gf treats me as way higher sex appeal when she's on her period
 
No grunting allowed at Planet Fitness, incels.
 
I like Yates' high intensity routine. It gets the endorphins flowing and makes me feel high.
 
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