Ascending my 14 year old self

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randomly thought about my good old 2018 passport photo that made the rounds here when i first joined

i thought about how i could fix this

so i did it

i would need:

orbital box osteotomy (severe)

shaving zygos down

eyebrow transplant on my right eyebrow

alar base rhinoplasty

short face syndrome correction (lf2/bimax/bsso cocktail)

upper cranium implant for tall skull and to match new chin height

easy right?

just don't be born with shit genetics theory i guess

the after is probably mtn by modern standards anyway

it doesn't help that i was 5'3'' at the time

14 year olds are allegedly 6'7'' now

oh well

 

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edited the after to be better since nobody saw the original anyway

 

[underatedgreycel]

morph looks like cookie king

 

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morph looks like cookie king

brainrot got to bro

anyone with short curly hair is cookie king

 

[underatedgreycel]

brainrot got to bro

anyone with short curly hair is cookie king

Not true nigga shit brown eyes + curly hair+ thick eyebrows+ Turkish = pretty much cookieking

 

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Not true nigga shit brown eyes + curly hair+ thick eyebrows+ Turkish = pretty much cookieking

not turkish and my eyes are not brown they are hazel/green it's just the photo plus my hair isn't even curly irl

plus cookie king doesn't have thick eyebrows

 

[Djimo]

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it all started with this haircut for me aswell

 

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it all started with this haircut for me aswell

brutal