Ascending my 14 year old self

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randomly thought about my good old 2018 passport photo that made the rounds here when i first joined

i thought about how i could fix this

so i did it

i would need:

orbital box osteotomy (severe)

shaving zygos down

eyebrow transplant on my right eyebrow

alar base rhinoplasty

short face syndrome correction (lf2/bimax/bsso cocktail)

upper cranium implant for tall skull and to match new chin height

easy right?

just don't be born with shit genetics theory i guess

the after is probably mtn by modern standards anyway

it doesn't help that i was 5'3'' at the time

14 year olds are allegedly 6'7'' now

oh well

 

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edited the after to be better since nobody saw the original anyway

 

[underatedgreycel]

morph looks like cookie king

 

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morph looks like cookie king

brainrot got to bro

anyone with short curly hair is cookie king

 

[underatedgreycel]

brainrot got to bro

anyone with short curly hair is cookie king

Not true nigga shit brown eyes + curly hair+ thick eyebrows+ Turkish = pretty much cookieking

 

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Not true nigga shit brown eyes + curly hair+ thick eyebrows+ Turkish = pretty much cookieking

not turkish and my eyes are not brown they are hazel/green it's just the photo plus my hair isn't even curly irl

plus cookie king doesn't have thick eyebrows

 

[Djimo]

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it all started with this haircut for me aswell

 

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it all started with this haircut for me aswell

brutal

 

[lurking truecel]

Over before it begun i guess

 

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Over before it begun i guess

it can never be over if it never began

 

[lurking truecel]

it can never be over if it never began

Life fuel for the genetic waste

 

[iblamealek]

randomly thought about my good old 2018 passport photo that made the rounds here when i first joined
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i thought about how i could fix this

so i did it
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i would need:

orbital box osteotomy (severe)

shaving zygos down

eyebrow transplant on my right eyebrow

alar base rhinoplasty

short face syndrome correction (lf2/bimax/bsso cocktail)

upper cranium implant for tall skull and to match new chin height

easy right?

just don't be born with shit genetics theory i guess

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the after is probably mtn by modern standards anyway

it doesn't help that i was 5'3'' at the time

14 year olds are allegedly 6'7'' now

oh well

Bro you have talent morphing, never seen a morph that good

 

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Life fuel for the genetic waste

brutal

your profile pic looks like my dad

 

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Bro you have talent morphing, never seen a morph that good

really

 

[lurking truecel]

brutal

your profile pic looks like my dad

Bobby is everyones dad

 

[iblamealek]

really

Bro I’m being fr, other than some morphs on tik tok that look so uncanny and impossible this one is actually really good

 

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Bobby is everyones dad

cage mirin

 

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Bro I’m being fr, other than some morphs on tik tok that look so uncanny and impossible this one is actually really good

they go too far with it, with my morph i try to keep it realistic with things that you could actually correct with surgery irl

 

[lurking truecel]

they go too far with it, with my morph i try to keep it realistic with things that you could actually correct with surgery irl

Under extremly ideal conditions, pipedream at best

 

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Under extremly ideal conditions, pipedream at best

elaborate

 

[lurking truecel]

elaborate

Its possible if you have do surgeries for multiple years with the beat surgeons innthe world without getting any complications

 

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Its possible if you have do surgeries for multiple years with the beat surgeons innthe world without getting any complications

fucking hate my genetics

obo is the most crazy one, followed by zygo shaving

upper head implant and jaw correction aren't that crazy

 

[lurking truecel]

fucking hate my genetics

obo is the most crazy one, followed by zygo shaving

upper head implant and jaw correction aren't that crazy

I mean considering, like 4 of 11 of all people i know who had jaw surgery got botched hard and everybody have aome complication i would say its crazy all of it

 

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I mean considering, like 4 of 11 of all people i know who had jaw surgery got botched hard and everybody have aome complication i would say its crazy all of it

fuck my life