Ascension comes easy when you’re XX

JohnKing1

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I want you to Imagine life as a race to the top of a skyscraper, but everyone starts on different floors. Some people start in the basement and have to run up dozens of flights of stairs. Others are born on the 40th floor (practically all women and 7+ men), already wearing tailored suits, and their race is just about taking a built-in elevator to the penthouse. Now imagine those people (most men) born in the basement, no access to any elevator (again most men). Some die trying to get to just level 10. Some learn how many floors there are and lot of those with said knowledge will cope and go sigma David Cuckggins mode. Who will carry the copes and the mogs!!”



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But those few of the few,

who escaped the endless Ouroboros esc cycle
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Realized how futile it is:

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And gave up at level 2


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But I digress






When guys ascend:



When girls ascend:


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:ogre:

“Omg bro I’m getting Stacy bro!!”
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“I’m getting with htbs broo!!”
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“I got the number of a top 1% girl broo!!”

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tom cruise laughing GIF

Brad Pitt Lol GIF by Focus Features

crazy nicolas cage GIF

Caging if you guys think you’re getting an mtb let alone an htb. :KEKEZ::feelshmm:


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Nga that isn't 'ascension', that's just frauding. Im sick of iqlets being blinded by makeup, they can't fraud side profile and yk they got shitty eyes if they need big lashes.
 
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Nga that isn't 'ascension', that's just frauding. Im sick of iqlets being blinded by makeup, they can't fraud side profile and yk they got shitty eyes if they need big lashes.
How iqlet do you have to be to call someone else iqlet when you're iqlet. Yes that's my point. A female doesn't ascend just puts on better makeup. And most men have too low standards to recognize these crucial patterns.

 
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It’s FUCKING over

And the sooner you can come to accept that the sooner you can cope in a meaningful way in this shit life

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