ASCENSION GUIDE FOR ALL (1PSL+ GTFIH!)

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Welcome to my ascension guide. Well there’s multiple guides for people of different looks levels.

The titles of each guide are classified by the looks range it’s useful for and are bolded so you can skip to the guide labeled with the range you fall into and find out how to ascend.

Disclaimer: I will be brutally honest about shit. So if you can’t handle me telling you some hard truths in order to help you ascend gtfo

Before you go find the guide for you though, find your REAL rating. Whatever rating of you you think you have is wrong. You can PM me for a rate or you can get your current PSL rating and do this:


Subtract 2 points if you are below 5’9

Subtract 3 points if you are 5’6 and if you’re shorter subtract 1 point for every inch shorter you are until you get to 4’11 because at that point everything below is the same smv



Add 1 point if you are 6’1+

Subtract 1 if you’re lightskin curry

Subtract 3 if you’re darkskin curry

Subtract 1 if you’re asian

Add 2 points if you’ve gymmaxxed for 1-2 years+ consistently and have a physique that shows it

The rating you end up with after doing this formula is your real rating out of 8 like psl in the USA, idk about the other countries. This is a usa based guide, but i’m assuming it’s similar everywhere else.

FOR Anything below 0-1.5
Try to Escortmaxx. Or find a girl with a recessed brain to LTR. Those are really your only choices bro. If you can’t do that try to looksmaxx enough to do any of the guides above.


FOR 2-2.5
Locationmaxx. If you’re white, SEAmaxx. You will get higher quality foids there than you will anywhere else. (South america has hotter girls but only ugly ones will come from JBW)

If you’re ethnic, move to your native land. Be NT, find a girl around your looksmatch and if you’re actually NT and she’s actually your looksmatch chances are she will probably like you.

Keep in mind if she is looksmatched with you without makeup but mogs you with makeup, that doesn’t count. You have to be looksmatched with whatever she looks like everyday.

FOR 3-4

Think of the guys with girls that mog them. It’s not luck. It’s not fucking luck pill. It’s not medium ugly. It’s because they developed feelings from having such a strong bond. With your NT chad personality you proved what your looks couldn’t about yourself.

Would you believe me if i told u you could get any girl you wanted, well almost any, would you believe me? Probably not

But the truth is you can get any girl that is at least down to befriend you. Sure, the path will be very hard. But it will happen if you really want it

All you have to do is be decently nt and hang out or do a lot of things with her.

The more she mogs you, the longer you will have to stay in the friendzone before she accepts you.

If you’re 3 psl using this tactic for a 6 psl, it will work, you will get her to like you, but expect to be in the friendzone for YEARS and i mean it literally. Could be two years or more before she even begins to get interested in you sexually or romantically

If you act non nt, or like a simp, or a dickhead that overdoes it and just makes it uncomfortable and unfunny you will be friendzoned forever.

If you’re none of the above and you hang out and do stuff with her, after a while, it may be 2 months or a year, she will start to like you. She will have so many fond memories and such a strong bond with you she can’t help but like you.

Of course she will fall for a PSL 4 a lot faster than she would for a PSL 3 but

I know the shower skipper .me users are gonna say this is all bluepilled cope but it’s serious

Again though, you might suffer. It all depends on how much you want it. During the time you’re friendzoned, she might tell you about her new boyfriends and fuckbuddies. You just have to act noticeably uninterested but not tell her explicitly or you will ruin your NT reputation. It’s over.

LTRs with gl women are brutal at this PSL range, though achievable. You really can’t fuck up or you get dumped, it’s kinda sad but at least you have bragging rights and the dopamine of fucking a girl 2 psl points above u.



FOR 4.5-5
Have a car. If you don’t have one it’s over. Go to parties, meet a girl, be NT, smoke with her, get her snap. If you’re truly 4.5-5 psl and decently NT she will at least give you her snap to be friends. She will have some interest.

Some night when u wanna fuck hit her up on snap and ask if she’s tryna get scooped and smoke. She’ll most likely say yes. Smoke w her, and fuck. Easy slay. After that she’ll probably be down to be fwb if u keep up your nt personality.

LTRs are good at this PSL range, but you can still be cucked by the level above.


FOR 5.5+
Go to a party


That’s it
Foids will approach you and eventually fuck you even if they’re sober

The ones that approached me were usually half a point to a point below me in psl tho. But if you’re nt and approach girls above your looksmatch they will totally be down to fuck

At this range you don’t have to be as NT as you would as a PSL 4.5-5 to fuck girls that mog you because at this range almost everyone will consider you attractive so even 6.5 psl foids will see you as options as a 5.5

Things that help are that

1. Girls are insecure, they misjudge their attractiveness by 1-2 points depending how insecure

2. Looks are mostly subjective past 6 PSL

3. The average person can’t tell who mogs who

This is shown by foids saying they didn’t notice anything weird or anyone that looked noticeably better than the other when shown. a picture of Gandy and some 3 psl subhuman

You wouldn’t believe how common it is for a 7 psl foid to think she’s looksmatched with her 6 psl boyfriend.

NT is huge help even at this range tho, if you’re NT it will be so easy for you, it’ll be like playing a video game. It’s almost like they’re doing everything for you and the world is yours






Jfl atp it’s a meme but i’d appreciate ur thoughts on this guide and if u think i should fix something lmk
@kjsbdfiusdf @looksmaxxer234 @Toska @MarstonAlloy @thecel @Chintuck22 @Playboypuertorican @BIGDICCJIM @Yliaster @FraudingIQ
 
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just talk like laylincel, works for me
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Copingvolcel maxxing?
@volcelfatcel
 
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I got −2.9 PSL
 
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This is something more like slay maxing scale, and the unit of measurement is sex appeal
@Kingkellz


Edit: Just read the thread and it's fucking legit. Everyone (as said in the guide 5.5+) can get laid, there is no excuse whatsoever. I talked with @LocalDanger about how you can get laid easily using Snapchat and instagram, and how you can lose KHHV if you go to the parties.

This guide is the single most legit thing for men to slay something, this deserves to be pinned. No fucking around and excuses if you don't follow this guide.
 
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I got −2.9 PSL
But hey! There is a hope! I think it's a good time for you to give up on dating women buddy boyo


I got rating of 6.5 personally, but it's better for me to go monk mode personally (y)
 
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According to your guide, a 5'5", darkskin Indian, and ungymmaxxed male needs an 8 PSL face just to have 1 PSL in SMV.

Nicholas Cage Film GIF


Short, Indian, and untrained Gandy can’t get girls?
 
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This is shown by foids saying they didn’t notice anything weird or anyone that looked noticeably better than the other when shown. a picture of Gandy and some 3 psl subhuman
They look the same, I bet foids can't say that anyone looks better than the other
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According to your guide, a 5'5", darkskin Indian, and ungymmaxxed male needs an 8 PSL face just to have 1 PSL in SMV.

Nicholas Cage Film GIF


Short Indian Gandy can’t get girls?
No, not in america
 
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Good thread minus the rating scale bc a 5-5.5 psl, 6’, with good body, is not a 7-7.5 out of 8.(me)
 
Good thread minus the rating scale bc a 5-5.5 psl, 6’, with good body, is not a 7-7.5 out of 8.(me)
But you can get sex at this point, no bullshit

I've got so many friends to lose virginity but being like a fucking average looking

OP said that you need to go to parties, use insta and snapchat, message ppl in groups.. etc

It's a shitton of investment to be outside with others but you CAN get the women and fuck them
 
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But you can get sex at this point, no bullshit

I've got so many friends to lose virginity but being like a fucking average looking

OP said that you need to go to parties, use insta and snapchat, message ppl in groups.. etc

It's a shitton of investment to be outside with others but you CAN get the women and fuck them
Yeah for sure I’m planning to insta max and revamp my whole social life this summer if my surgery worked.
 
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this guide is true especially in high school and college
 
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Welcome to my ascension guide. Well there’s multiple guides for people of different looks levels.

The titles of each guide are classified by the looks range it’s useful for and are bolded so you can skip to the guide labeled with the range you fall into and find out how to ascend.

Disclaimer: I will be brutally honest about shit. So if you can’t handle me telling you some hard truths in order to help you ascend gtfo

Before you go find the guide for you though, find your REAL rating. Whatever rating of you you think you have is wrong. You can PM me for a rate or you can get your current PSL rating and do this:


Subtract 2 points if you are below 5’9

Subtract 3 points if you are 5’6 and if you’re shorter subtract 1 point for every inch shorter you are until you get to 4’11 because at that point everything below is the same smv



Add 1 point if you are 6’1+

Subtract 1 if you’re lightskin curry

Subtract 3 if you’re darkskin curry

Subtract 1 if you’re asian

Add 2 points if you’ve gymmaxxed for 1-2 years+ consistently and have a physique that shows it

The rating you end up with after doing this formula is your real rating out of 8 like psl in the USA, idk about the other countries. This is a usa based guide, but i’m assuming it’s similar everywhere else.

FOR Anything below 0-1.5
Try to Escortmaxx. Or find a girl with a recessed brain to LTR. Those are really your only choices bro. If you can’t do that try to looksmaxx enough to do any of the guides above.


FOR 2-2.5
Locationmaxx. If you’re white, SEAmaxx. You will get higher quality foids there than you will anywhere else. (South america has hotter girls but only ugly ones will come from JBW)

If you’re ethnic, move to your native land. Be NT, find a girl around your looksmatch and if you’re actually NT and she’s actually your looksmatch chances are she will probably like you.

Keep in mind if she is looksmatched with you without makeup but mogs you with makeup, that doesn’t count. You have to be looksmatched with whatever she looks like everyday.

FOR 3-4

Think of the guys with girls that mog them. It’s not luck. It’s not fucking luck pill. It’s not medium ugly. It’s because they developed feelings from having such a strong bond. With your NT chad personality you proved what your looks couldn’t about yourself.

Would you believe me if i told u you could get any girl you wanted, well almost any, would you believe me? Probably not

But the truth is you can get any girl that is at least down to befriend you. Sure, the path will be very hard. But it will happen if you really want it

All you have to do is be decently nt and hang out or do a lot of things with her.

The more she mogs you, the longer you will have to stay in the friendzone before she accepts you.

If you’re 3 psl using this tactic for a 6 psl, it will work, you will get her to like you, but expect to be in the friendzone for YEARS and i mean it literally. Could be two years or more before she even begins to get interested in you sexually or romantically

If you act non nt, or like a simp, or a dickhead that overdoes it and just makes it uncomfortable and unfunny you will be friendzoned forever.

If you’re none of the above and you hang out and do stuff with her, after a while, it may be 2 months or a year, she will start to like you. She will have so many fond memories and such a strong bond with you she can’t help but like you.

Of course she will fall for a PSL 4 a lot faster than she would for a PSL 3 but

I know the shower skipper .me users are gonna say this is all bluepilled cope but it’s serious

Again though, you might suffer. It all depends on how much you want it. During the time you’re friendzoned, she might tell you about her new boyfriends and fuckbuddies. You just have to act noticeably uninterested but not tell her explicitly or you will ruin your NT reputation. It’s over.

LTRs with gl women are brutal at this PSL range, though achievable. You really can’t fuck up or you get dumped, it’s kinda sad but at least you have bragging rights and the dopamine of fucking a girl 2 psl points above u.



FOR 4.5-5
Have a car. If you don’t have one it’s over. Go to parties, meet a girl, be NT, smoke with her, get her snap. If you’re truly 4.5-5 psl and decently NT she will at least give you her snap to be friends. She will have some interest.

Some night when u wanna fuck hit her up on snap and ask if she’s tryna get scooped and smoke. She’ll most likely say yes. Smoke w her, and fuck. Easy slay. After that she’ll probably be down to be fwb if u keep up your nt personality.

LTRs are good at this PSL range, but you can still be cucked by the level above.


FOR 5.5+
Go to a party


That’s it
Foids will approach you and eventually fuck you even if they’re sober

The ones that approached me were usually half a point to a point below me in psl tho. But if you’re nt and approach girls above your looksmatch they will totally be down to fuck

At this range you don’t have to be as NT as you would as a PSL 4.5-5 to fuck girls that mog you because at this range almost everyone will consider you attractive so even 6.5 psl foids will see you as options as a 5.5

Things that help are that

1. Girls are insecure, they misjudge their attractiveness by 1-2 points depending how insecure

2. Looks are mostly subjective past 6 PSL

3. The average person can’t tell who mogs who

This is shown by foids saying they didn’t notice anything weird or anyone that looked noticeably better than the other when shown. a picture of Gandy and some 3 psl subhuman

You wouldn’t believe how common it is for a 7 psl foid to think she’s looksmatched with her 6 psl boyfriend.

NT is huge help even at this range tho, if you’re NT it will be so easy for you, it’ll be like playing a video game. It’s almost like they’re doing everything for you and the world is yours






Jfl atp it’s a meme but i’d appreciate ur thoughts on this guide and if u think i should fix something lmk
@kjsbdfiusdf @looksmaxxer234 @Toska @MarstonAlloy @thecel @Chintuck22 @Playboypuertorican @BIGDICCJIM @Yliaster @FraudingIQ
I am 5'3 so I guess my rating is negative
 
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am i retarded or the max point you can achieve is 3?
 
Well according to this guide I should have women approaching me at parties, being down to fuck. I just got a rhinoplasty, but before that I was psl 4.5 (now psl 5 with my new nose) and had a top 1% physique. So by this scale, I was approx. psl 6. (Now almost 7).

And you're right. I did have two average girls, and two hotter girls approach me at a party. The average girls made it clear they were down to have sex right away, and the hotter ones took a few days of rapport building, but I eventually fucked both of them. They were my looksmatch, and approached me.

Good post, although there is some flaws in the extremes of the scale as brought up by users above.
 
Well according to this guide I should have women approaching me at parties, being down to fuck. I just got a rhinoplasty, but before that I was psl 4.5 (now psl 5 with my new nose) and had a top 1% physique. So by this scale, I was approx. psl 6. (Now almost 7).

And you're right. I did have two average girls, and two hotter girls approach me at a party. The average girls made it clear they were down to have sex right away, and the hotter ones took a few days of rapport building, but I eventually fucked both of them. They were my looksmatch, and approached me.

Good post, although there is some flaws in the extremes of the scale as brought up by users above.
I don’t get it, are u vouching for my guide and saying it’s accurate or not?

I get the last part but is the story validating what i said?
 
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Yeah for sure I’m planning to insta max and revamp my whole social life this summer if my surgery worked.
what surgery did you get btw
 
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also, good thread. repped
 
Edit: Nevermind read ur post wrong i'm high af mb
This was in the span of 4 separate larger parties (I'm in a fraternity). Still a great ratio, 1 approach every party I was at. And I made no advances myself. If you really try to looksmaxx as an average guy, you can have success like I'm having. Rip to all 5'5 Asians at my uni and on here though, there truly is no hope for them
 
But hey! There is a hope! I think it's a good time for you to give up on dating women buddy boyo


I got rating of 6.5 personally, but it's better for me to go monk mode personally (y)
6.5? Pictures i saw that claimed were you was more like 4psl
 
This post didn’t get enough attention tbh

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This post didn’t get enough attention tbh

@🌈👽 @Frank Jack @ManletEater @dnrd @Proex @Patient A @john2 @Preston @volcelfatcel @Chadeep
its insane ppl on here still cant talk to girls
 
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basically, the future is looking bleak if ur not nt and not good looking
 
This post didn’t get enough attention tbh

@🌈👽 @Frank Jack @ManletEater @dnrd @Proex @Patient A @john2 @Preston @volcelfatcel @Chadeep
This is shown by foids saying they didn’t notice who looked noticeably better than the other when shown a picture of Gandy and some 3 psl subhuman

You wouldn’t believe how common it is for a 7 psl foid to think she’s looksmatched with her 6 psl boyfriend.
According to your guide, a 5'5", darkskin Indian, and ungymmaxxed male needs an 8 PSL face just to have 1 PSL in SMV.

no, no, I think this thread got more than the attention it needed.

i've highlighted some of the major flaws.

Nice attempt, but shit thread tbh


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no, no, I think this thread got more than the attention it needed.

i've highlighted some of the major flaws.

Nice attempt, but shit thread tbh


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If anything I think you only highlighted how true my guide is tbh, you really think there’s such thing as a 5’5 dravidian slayer?:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: Just fucking lol at you, keep coping and living in your fantasy world
 
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If anything I think you only highlighted how true my guide is tbh, you really think there’s such thing as a 5’5 dravidian slayer?:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: Just fucking lol at you, keep coping and living in your fantasy world
@RealLooksmaxxer @Adriana Lima @kjsbdfiusdf @Frank Jack

Look at this shit, the amount of disgusting cope that comes out of indian mouths is genuinely sickening tbh
 
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If anything I think you only highlighted how true my guide is tbh, you really think there’s such thing as a 5’5 dravidian slayer?:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: Just fucking lol at you, keep coping and living in your fantasy world
I lived in a house share with a 5'5" non gym dravidian and he wasn't 1PSL because he had a fat ugly white girlfriend.

again:
Nice attempt, but shit thread tbh
 
@RealLooksmaxxer @Adriana Lima @kjsbdfiusdf @Frank Jack

Look at this shit, the amount of disgusting cope that comes out of indian and middle eastern mouths is genuinely sickening tbh
@dnrd Gtfih read this curry cope
 

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