ASU is the worst PSL Hood on the PLANET!

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Yo these nihs weren’t lying, I flew in to ASU last night to visit a friend and have fun for the first weekend of the semester (big party/going out weekend).

We hit a couple bars and one frat party, this shit might be genuinely be the ChiRaq of trying to fuck. Every single guy is tanned, good physique, maxed out health indicators.

And every woman is some bitchy blonde with a few thousand on social media and on ozempic, the type who wouldn’t dare touch an Indian dude even if he mogged them tbh.

Right now we’re boutta go on a hike which is cool but I don’t have much hope for tonight. Last night I sorta just copemaxxed by getting plastered and playing beer pong, not worth any energy to try and slay. I did bring my lifts though so I’ll try that

 

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@Emolifta @Jason Voorhees @NorwoodAscender

 

[killuacel]

so glad i don't live in an area like this

 

[ICXCLuvr]

bet ur exaggerating

 

[m4thewsonn1845]

Are they tall ?

 

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bet ur exaggerating

Yes and no, obviously when I use words like “every guy” it’s not literally every single man. But the point is that most dudes here are way more looksmaxed on average than your average cluster of dudes in a given area

 

[ICXCLuvr]

Yes and no, obviously when I use words like “every guy” it’s not literally every single man. But the point is that most dudes here are way more looksmaxed on average than your average cluster of dudes in a given area

Don’t make sense

 

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Are they tall ?

Luckily it doesn’t seem like people are weirdly tall on average, but mostly whites so average male height here is prob like 5’10

 

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Don’t make sense

I don’t believe you’ve ever been to an American college campus in your life, don’t really expect you to understand. Either way it’s basic logic to understand what I’m saying

 

[m4thewsonn1845]

Luckily it doesn’t seem like people are weirdly tall on average, but mostly whites so average male height here is prob like 5’10

5’10 average ? It’s overrrrrr

 

[ICXCLuvr]

I don’t believe you’ve ever been to an American college campus in your life, don’t really expect you to understand. Either way it’s basic logic to understand what I’m saying

I understand the concept, and I’ve been to an American college before. I’m just saying you’re lying. Also “it’s basic logic to understand what I’m saying” makes 0 sense

 

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5’10 average ? It’s overrrrrr

Luckily I’m like 6’1.5, but I brought platforms and lifts which I can test out tonight, they boost me to about 6’4

 

[Informationcapitali]

Its more of a few white guys in the function that u cant believe look like that and make you jealous and so much so that u think everyone else is like this from the delusion of jealousy u get and your mind start seeing that gl dude everywhere you go afterwards

 

[m4thewsonn1845]

Luckily I’m like 6’1.5, but I brought platforms and lifts which I can test out tonight, they boost me to about 6’4

Wait so do you like stand out there with your height orr nah

 

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I’m just saying you’re lying.

And what exactly am I lying about? That people are tan in Arizona? That the culture of this school is very appearance focused and that dudes here are gymmaxed?You do realize it’s literally known for partying and clubbing lol, not a single soul goes here for academics

 

[Light•]

Wait so do you like stand out there with your height orr nah

I get a few glances if I can position myself among short dudes but my aesthetic doesn’t work well here

 

[Informationcapitali]

And what exactly am I lying about? That people are tan in Arizona? That the culture of this school is very appearance focused and that dudes here are gymmaxed?You do realize it’s literally known for partying and clubbing lol, not a single soul goes here for academics

Gymmax matters zero btw bahi

 

[ShamelessClubSlut]

bet ur exaggerating

he’s probably being honest. Even at standard public universities that aren’t known for being party schools, it’s insane how many tall guys and hot sluts you’ll see.

 

[ICXCLuvr]

And what exactly am I lying about? That people are tan in Arizona? That the culture of this school is very appearance focused and that dudes here are gymmaxed?You do realize it’s literally known for partying and clubbing lol, not a single soul goes here for academics

“most dudes here are way more looksmaxed on average than your average cluster of dudes in a given area”

This is a lie

 

[ICXCLuvr]

he’s probably being honest. Even at standard public universities that aren’t known for being party schools, it’s insane how many tall guys and hot sluts you’ll see.

Nope he’s lying. This is a myth from cognitive bias

 

[ShamelessClubSlut]

Nope he’s lying. This is a myth from cognitive bias

Idk man I go to a commuter school and even there I’m blown away by how many HTN+ guys and hot sluts I see

 

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“most dudes here are way more looksmaxed on average than your average cluster of dudes in a given area”

This is a lie

Can you prove that? I mean of course there’s no statistics for any of this and I’m just basing my statement from observation, but it really shouldn’t be that hard to believe

 

[ICXCLuvr]

Can you prove that? I mean of course there’s no statistics for any of this and I’m just basing my statement from observation, but it really shouldn’t be that hard to believe

Cognitive bias probably

Idk man I go to a commuter school and even there I’m blown away by how many HTN+ guys and hot sluts I see

 

[Informationcapitali]

T

 

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Cognitive bias probably

Might exaggerate how I see people sure but I’m still willing to bet my statement is right even if it’s on a minor scale. It’s just not an average group of dudes from everything I saw last night, anyways believe me or not idc this is just how I feel and I have to go hike now

 

[Former Shortcel]

The looks level in the average university/college is already a big stepup from highschool. Is it seriously that brutal?

 

[Jason Voorhees]

I dont like the asu frat leader. He is an insufferable faggot

 

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The looks level in the average university/college is already a big stepup from highschool. Is it seriously that brutal?

At least at bars and frat parties yeah, I’m sure the people going out are more attractive than the ones who stay in on a Friday but it was pretty brutal

I dont like the asu frat leader. He is an insufferable faggot

he was accused of being in a sex ring recently

 

[Jason Voorhees]

The looks level in the average university/college is already a big stepup from highschool. Is it seriously that brutal?

Idk about frats but walking around the campus not that much of a difference but asu is a party school that I've never been to. I have only visited unis on both the coasts. Most niggas weren't anything special really. The best looking nighas i remember seeing were from NYU during my tours. UCSB ER's uni is also known for party culture but again the people there also looked mostly meh.

 

[Former Shortcel]

Idk about frats Walking around the campus not that much of a difference but asu is a party school that I've never been to. I have only visited unis on both the coasts. Most niggas weren't anything special really. The best looking nighas i remember seeing were from NYU during my tours. UCSB ER's uni is also known for party culture but again the people there also looked mostly meh.

Generally in my uni the best looking and tallest dudes are the guys who are in sport societies like rugby or football. But besides those specific groups of people i wouldnt say the jump in the looks average is that brutal in my uni since theres also tons of scrawny studycel guys too

I mean sure it is usually the more attractive people who go out to clubs or pubs though, unless it’s freshers week where everyone goes out to at least try the nightlife

 

[Jason Voorhees]

Generally in my uni the best looking and tallest dudes are the guys who are in sport societies like rugby or football. But besides those specific groups of people i wouldnt say the jump in the looks average is that brutal in my uni since theres also tons of scrawny studycel guys too

I mean sure it is usually the more attractive people who go out to clubs or pubs though, unless it’s freshers week where everyone goes out to at least try the nightlife

If you are in STEM major you barely have time for these things anyway if you want to pass your lectures with a good grade and get a job that is. Many of these niggas that go out to party every night are just born with a silver spoon and have already had their parents set them up for success or future construction workers with degrees.

 

[Former Shortcel]

If you are in STEM major you barely have time for these things anyway if you want to pass your lectures with a good grade and get a job that is. Many of these niggas that go out to party every night are just born with a silver spoon and have already had their parents set them up for success or future construction workers with degrees.

Its an easier thing to do during first year when your grades dont count towards your degree classification and you need minimum 40% in each module to pass

However even then I was still slumped with work and had to miss nights off if a friend asked me to come out with them, so I can only image how limited my time will be now in second year

 

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NYU during my tours.

Lots of fashionmaxxed Asians and GL WASP finance bros, but then again that’s only at certain subdivision schools at NYU. I’m sure their engineering school is full of subhumans