At 31 I've been cursed with a youthful face

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On the one hand I can age gracefully I look good compared to my balding, wrinkly and fat colleagues. Even those a couple years younger. Ngl if I go full shaved I'd probably even look early 20s.

On the other hand I'm too cute looking for many women I would get (25+). I don't look intimidating at all unless I bulkmaxx and atp my face looks fucked and puffy. My line manager says "good boy" when I do something good. Like bitch stfu I'm barely 4 years younger and I'm 31. Stupid hoe.

How do I get over this. I can't grow a beard too much otherwise I look like bin Laden's cousin.
 
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do you need the hardmaxing?

Bro

Just increase your time

Dimo mmi

If you have hard left
Hair*
get on test

Fr

If you have good frame use to ur advantage

Sorry for bad grammar
 
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On the one hand I can age gracefully I look good compared to my balding, wrinkly and fat colleagues. Even those a couple years younger. Ngl if I go full shaved I'd probably even look early 20s.

On the other hand I'm too cute looking for many women I would got (25+). I don't look intimidating at all unless I bulkmaxx and atp my face looked fucked and puffy. My line manager says "good boy" when I do something good. Like bitch stfu I'm barely 4 years younger and I'm 31. Stupid hoe.

How do I get over this. I can't grow a beard too much otherwise I look like bin Laden's cousin.

On the one hand I can age gracefully I look good compared to my balding, wrinkly and fat colleagues. Even those a couple years younger. Ngl if I go full shaved I'd probably even look early 20s.

On the other hand I'm too cute looking for many women I would got (25+). I don't look intimidating at all unless I bulkmaxx and atp my face looked fucked and puffy. My line manager says "good boy" when I do something good. Like bitch stfu I'm barely 4 years younger and I'm 31. Stupid hoe.

How do I get over this. I can't grow a beard too much otherwise I look like bin Laden's cousin.
Ngl hop on test and raise your cortisol to signal balding. That way you’ll look older
 
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do you need the hardmaxing?

Bro

Just increase your time

Dimo mmi

If you have hard left
Hair*
get on test

Fr

If you have good frame use to ur advantage

Sorry for bad grammar
My frame is good. I have hair but quality is not as good as before.

I have feminine features without actually looking feminine. But I don't look masculine either. Think ER but less lesbian looking and with a stubble..
 
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Age cuckism :feelsbadman:
They won't go for an "uncle" :feelswhy:
that's your problem, maybe you don't look as youthful as you think. you should just grow the beard, groom it nicely so it doesn't look osama tier, and go for the 25+ girls.
 
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that's your problem, maybe you don't look as youthful as you think. you should just grow the beard, groom it nicely so it doesn't look osama tier, and go for the 25+ girls.
No nigha I definitely do look young but it's like a psychological barrier. I get soft IOIs by women younger then me but my age is like

Also I used OLD I can remember when I was 29. 90% of my profile viewers were 25+. Its brutal :feelswhy:

It's not me. It's them :ogre:
 
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Hop on roids and turn into the wrinkled chad child
 
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On the one hand I can age gracefully I look good compared to my balding, wrinkly and fat colleagues. Even those a couple years younger. Ngl if I go full shaved I'd probably even look early 20s.

On the other hand I'm too cute looking for many women I would get (25+). I don't look intimidating at all unless I bulkmaxx and atp my face looks fucked and puffy. My line manager says "good boy" when I do something good. Like bitch stfu I'm barely 4 years younger and I'm 31. Stupid hoe.

How do I get over this. I can't grow a beard too much otherwise I look like bin Laden's cousin.
hop on creatine
 
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Suffering from success.
 
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No nigha I definitely do look young but it's like a psychological barrier. I get soft IOIs by women younger then me but my age is like

Also I used OLD I can remember when I was 29. 90% of my profile viewers were 25+. Its brutal :feelswhy:

It's not me. It's them :ogre:
How did you come to this conclusion, though? Do people guess your age and give a lower number or...?
 
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In his 30s?

Its like employed people flaming unemployed ones, guess who will have to wake up at 4 am tomorrow

Same with youthfulness, youll age better
Mfs would give up so much to have this
 
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i am not 31

i’m 23

so idk
 
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are you lean or anything

honestely shouldve taken test during puberty
 
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How did you come to this conclusion, though? Do people guess your age and give a lower number or...?
I usually get told. People act surprised and say 'oh thought you was younger'. I know for a fact I do. When I go full shaved my sister's always say I look like a teen. I've ALWAYS looked younger than my age.

The thing is I'm greying and it's getting noticeable so that helps with looking older - but too old :feelsbadman:
 
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are you lean or anything

honestely shouldve taken test during puberty
Yeah I'm lean - or skinny fat ATM since I'm not gymming. But my weight has always stayed consistent.
 
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I usually get told. People act surprised and say 'oh thought you was younger'. I know for a fact I do. When I go full shaved my sister's always say I look like a teen. I've ALWAYS looked younger than my age.

The thing is I'm greying and it's getting noticeable so that helps with looking older - but too old :feelsbadman:
Do they mention any specific ages?
 
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I usually get told. People act surprised and say 'oh thought you was younger'. I know for a fact I do. When I go full shaved my sister's always say I look like a teen. I've ALWAYS looked younger than my age.

The thing is I'm greying and it's getting noticeable so that helps with looking older - but too old :feelsbadman:
A part of the reason might be your height. Shorter guys look younger.
 
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Do they mention any specific ages?
It's been a while... I usually don't ask. I just say the 'thank you' if age related discussion comes up and they say I'm younger. I feel like asking ppl 'how old do you think I am saaar :feelsgood:' would scream insecurity.
 
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It's been a while... I usually don't ask. I just say the 'thank you' if age related discussion comes up and they say I'm younger. I feel like asking ppl 'how old do you think I am saaar :feelsgood:' would scream insecurity.
Yeah don't ask them but when they say it next time, ask how old they thought you were. You could pass for 20s but I would have said mid to late as I've got a better eye for it than most people.
 
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Yeah don't ask them but when they say it next time, ask how old they thought you were. You could pass for 20s but I would have said mid to late as I've got a better eye for it than most people.
Mid/laye I can understand. Tbh I've always been 4-5 years. Even at 22 I can remember someone telling me you look 17.

If you saw me full shaven you would definitely think I look younger.

I agree on the height thing.
 
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On the one hand I can age gracefully I look good compared to my balding, wrinkly and fat colleagues. Even those a couple years younger. Ngl if I go full shaved I'd probably even look early 20s.

On the other hand I'm too cute looking for many women I would get (25+). I don't look intimidating at all unless I bulkmaxx and atp my face looks fucked and puffy. My line manager says "good boy" when I do something good. Like bitch stfu I'm barely 4 years younger and I'm 31. Stupid hoe.

How do I get over this. I can't grow a beard too much otherwise I look like bin Laden's cousin.
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On the one hand I can age gracefully I look good compared to my balding, wrinkly and fat colleagues. Even those a couple years younger. Ngl if I go full shaved I'd probably even look early 20s.

On the other hand I'm too cute looking for many women I would get (25+). I don't look intimidating at all unless I bulkmaxx and atp my face looks fucked and puffy. My line manager says "good boy" when I do something good. Like bitch stfu I'm barely 4 years younger and I'm 31. Stupid hoe.

How do I get over this. I can't grow a beard too much otherwise I look like bin Laden's cousin.
Nah but for real do u know what mostly fucks ur dimo
 
Mid/laye I can understand. Tbh I've always been 4-5 years. Even at 22 I can remember someone telling me you look 17.

If you saw me full shaven you would definitely think I look younger.

I agree on the height thing.
Stubble would make you look older, yes. But honestly I don't think it's a curse, it's a blessing. Younger women show interest in my best friend even though he is 31 as well, he looks younger. Everyone is surprised when he reveals his age. It's his youthful looks that make women in their early twenties go for him. Plus it shows that you guys have good aging genetics. In a superficial world like ours, people do everything they can to look younger, and here you have it without even doing anything for it. I wonder if you could look even younger if you tried youthmaxxing as well, with a proper skincare routine. Do you have one?
 
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Nah but for real do u know what mostly fucks ur dimo
Nah no idea. I inherited more from my mother. I don't look dimorphic. I don't look like a lesbian or full on cutecel either. I think I'm in the middle between those two, but I don't think that's a good thing. I wish I looked a bit more masculine.

Stubble would make you look older, yes. But honestly I don't think it's a curse, it's a blessing. Younger women show interest in my best friend even though he is 31 as well, he looks younger. Everyone is surprised when he reveals his age. It's his youthful looks that make women in their early twenties go for him. Plus it shows that you guys have good aging genetics. In a superficial world like ours, people do everything they can to look younger, and here you have it without even doing anything for it. I wonder if you could look even younger if you tried youthmaxxing as well, with a proper skincare routine. Do you have one?
Actually I have been moisturising /face wash/ exfoliating since young like 14+ since I was an acnecel. Rarely missed a day. So maybe that's helped. Also been an avid green tree drinker.
Maybe combo of both genetics and routine.


That's lifefeul Bhai but as you know I have no opportunities IRL being a locationcel in a village full of boomers and WFH 90% of the time...
 
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Iam sorry 😔
 
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Nah no idea. I inherited more from my mother. I don't look dimorphic. I don't look like a lesbian or full on cutecel either. I think I'm in the middle between those two, but I don't think that's a good thing. I wish I looked a bit more masculine.


Actually I have been moisturising /face wash/ exfoliating since young like 14+ since I was an acnecel. Rarely missed a day. So maybe that's helped. Also been an avid green tree drinker.
Maybe combo of both genetics and routine.


That's lifefeul Bhai but as you know I have no opportunities IRL being a locationcel in a village full of boomers and WFH 90% of the time...
There is a lot of things that determinate dimo
Like
Browbridge projection
Deep set eyes
Broad chin and forehead
Wide jaw
Facial hair
Fac fat
Etc so if u can mark ur flaws i could help
 
There is a lot of things that determinate dimo
Like
Browbridge projection
Deep set eyes
Broad chin and forehead
Wide jaw
Facial hair
Fac fat
Etc so if u can mark ur flaws i could help
Fr I don't analyse myself like that.

Honestly I've aged gracefully I looked at pics from me 8-9 years ago and although I look a bit older it's hardly that much. Looks like I aged 2-3 years in 8-9 years.

I guess I can't complain...
 
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Nah no idea. I inherited more from my mother. I don't look dimorphic. I don't look like a lesbian or full on cutecel either. I think I'm in the middle between those two, but I don't think that's a good thing. I wish I looked a bit more masculine.


Actually I have been moisturising /face wash/ exfoliating since young like 14+ since I was an acnecel. Rarely missed a day. So maybe that's helped. Also been an avid green tree drinker.
Maybe combo of both genetics and routine.


That's lifefeul Bhai but as you know I have no opportunities IRL being a locationcel in a village full of boomers and WFH 90% of the time...
Wow, I didn’t take you for a skincare guy. It’s probably a lot more common than we think it is. It’s likely just genetics, but having a skincare routine probably helps as well. I think it could be mainly genetics, with routine and being stress-free as a bonus. And yeah, it’s definitely lifefuel for you, bhaijan. But uh, you should probably consider relocating elsewhere. It’s not looking for your potential prospects at the moment, but you can change that. Btw, you still speak to John?
 
At 16 im cursed with dimorphic face
 
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Wow, I didn’t take you for a skincare guy. It’s probably a lot more common than we think it is. It’s likely just genetics, but having a skincare routine probably helps as well. I think it could be mainly genetics, with routine and being stress-free as a bonus. And yeah, it’s definitely lifefuel for you, bhaijan. But uh, you should probably consider relocating elsewhere. It’s not looking for your potential prospects at the moment, but you can change that.
Nah man it's over it's far too late. I've even gave up geomaxxing.

I am just focusing on retiring early.
Btw, you still speak to John?
I'm speaking to him rn.... About height 🙄
 
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Nah man it's over it's far too late. I've even gave up geomaxxing.

I am just focusing on retiring early.

I'm speaking to him rn.... About height 🙄
Really? You just gave up like that? Why not go for an arranged marriage then? I don’t think you should give up. That said, good to hear. You guys must be talking privately instead of in the group chat, right?
 
On the one hand I can age gracefully I look good compared to my balding, wrinkly and fat colleagues. Even those a couple years younger. Ngl if I go full shaved I'd probably even look early 20s.

On the other hand I'm too cute looking for many women I would get (25+). I don't look intimidating at all unless I bulkmaxx and atp my face looks fucked and puffy. My line manager says "good boy" when I do something good. Like bitch stfu I'm barely 4 years younger and I'm 31. Stupid hoe.

How do I get over this. I can't grow a beard too much otherwise I look like bin Laden's cousin.
Cutecel curse..hop on AAs..
 
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Really? You just gave up like that? Why not go for an arranged marriage then? I don’t think you should give up.
It could have worked but I'm just not accepting. Geomaxxing takes longer and language is my only problem. I have no patience at this age tbh.

Never doing arranged marriage. Sounds hypocritical but I recommend it for others. I have personal and family reasons for not doing it. Even my mother doesn't expect / never did expect me to do it.

I could theoretically ascend this way young + top %er in village but not going to swallow my pride...
That said, good to hear. You guys must be talking privately instead of in the group chat, right?
Yeah priv. Honestly better we are going in circles every now and then over same topic... :lul:
 
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It could have worked but I'm just not accepting. Geomaxxing takes longer and language is my only problem. I have no patience at this age tbh.

Never doing arranged marriage. Sounds hypocritical but I recommend it for others. I have personal and family reasons for not doing it. Even my mother doesn't expect / never did expect me to do it.

I could theoretically ascend this way young + top %er in village but not going to swallow my pride...

Yeah priv. Honestly better we are going in circles every now and then over same topic... :lul:
Then how do you see your future? Are you just going to stay single? I don’t think that would be a good idea. I also won’t do an arranged marriage, so I can understand your apprehension towards them. Maybe you have to swallow some of your pride. Can’t just stay alone. And I figured, John doesn’t like me because I’m unable to get him unbanned. :p
 
Then how do you see your future? Are you just going to stay single? I don’t think that would be a good idea. I also won’t do an arranged marriage, so I can understand your apprehension towards them. Maybe you have to swallow some of your pride. Can’t just stay alone.
Just retiremaxxx. I'm serious. My older brother and sister are in the same position. Some of my friends are. So are some of my cousins... A lot of us are gonna stay in this position since we are already 30.

It's a shame but it is what it is...
And I figured, John doesn’t like me because I’m unable to get him unbanned. :p
No he understands your position. Rules are rules. Anyway as you know he is plotting a comeback somehow.

Maybe he will change internet providers lmao.
 
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Brutal
 
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Just retiremaxxx. I'm serious. My older brother and sister are in the same position. Some of my friends are. So are some of my cousins... A lot of us are gonna stay in this position since we are already 30.

It's a shame but it is what it is...

No he understands your position. Rules are rules. Anyway as you know he is plotting a comeback somehow.

Maybe he will change internet providers lmao.
Glad to know he doesn’t hate me. Since you’re both not using the group chat, I assumed he did. I’ll see if I can ask another administrator. And dang, it’s more common than we think. I know a Pakistani family consisting of three siblings, and they’re all unmarried. One is 31 (female), the other is 36 (male) and another is 40 (male). One of my friends is also unmarried, and he’s never been married before, he’s 46. But now he says he wants to look and he’s open to arranged marriages.
 
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I’m over 22 and people think I’m 18
 
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Once u develop wrinkles, deeper nasolabial folds and your eyes get more sunken you'll understand the phrase "be careful what you wish for"
 
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Glad to know he doesn’t hate me. Since you’re both not using the group chat, I assumed he did. I’ll see if I can ask another administrator.
I think I broke the same rule unaware as well. Should be a strike system for that type of rule.
And dang, it’s more common than we think. I know a Pakistani family consisting of three siblings, and they’re all unmarried. One is 31 (female), the other is 36 (male) and another is 40 (male). One of my friends is also unmarried, and he’s never been married before, he’s 46. But now he says he wants to look and he’s open t o arranged marriages.
Yeah becoming the norm unfortunately. Its uncommon to see 30s like my family but at least we can cope together.

I fear the regret. I think that would kill me... I could still marry the Moroccan girl that could be one I regret but really don't want to force myself to marry someone whose vocabulary is less than 100 words :feelswhat:
 
I could grow a beard since i was 14 what a pussy :kekBomb:
 
I'm also 31, you wanna DM me and we can share faces
 

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