ATTN forum slayers: Tell me some of your most bizarre/disgusting/shocking hookup stories

[SurgerySoon]

Just for entertainment purposes, what are some of your most shocking hookup stories? For example, scenarios that resulted in you being disgusted by certain things you discovered about the girl during "the moment of," situations where totally unexpected events occurred, or just plain bizarre encounters. I'm just curious to hear your stories for entertainment purposes.

@KEy21 and anyone else who slays

 

[maxmendietta]

ngl was kinda shocked when my date pulled out his dong tbh ngl ngl

 

[Petsmart]

was kinda shocked to discover my right hand was wearing a dress last night

 

[ChoSeungHui]

ngl was kinda shocked when my date pulled out his dong tbh ngl ngl

did u continue

 

[maxmendietta]

did u continue

tbh left but was kinda curious tho

 

[SurgerySoon]

Responses thus far have not exactly been what I had in mind

 

[Deleted member 3202]

Responses thus far have not exactly been what I had in mind

What'd you expect? No one on this site except for a select few actually give proper answers. Plus, it's a bad topic to bring up on this site if it's meant to be taken seriously.

 

[SurgerySoon]

What'd you expect? No one on this site except for a select few actually give proper answers. Plus, it's a bad topic to bring up on this site if it's meant to be taken seriously.

I was just curious to hear a few stories purely for entertainment purposes, nothing more. Guess I just figured it wasn't a big deal

 

[Deleted member 3202]

I was just curious to hear a few stories purely for entertainment purposes, nothing more. Guess I just figured it wasn't a big deal

While having sex with my girlfriend yesterday, she farted on my face doing the 69 position (serious). That's all I can muster when it comes to "unexpected events."

 

[CupOfCoffee]

I'm high as shit so here goes my worst sexual experience ever, happened in October.

Hooked up with a fat landwhale cuz i was just too horny to turn it down at the time. She came over, we sat for 5 minutes and watched TV, then I just escalated and we started making out. Then she grabbed my dick and said "This is small? You're kidding me!" (I had joked about my dick being small). She started sucking me off, but her fucking teeth were hurting me so much and she wouldn't stop biting my dick (I even had red marks the next day).

I didn't like the oral so I decided to try to fuck as soon as possible, so I took her pants off and I was hit with a traumatizing smell of shit right when I got my hand down there. Literally smelled like shit. Like she pooped beforehand and didn't wipe her ass properly. At this point I wasn't sure if I should even try to fuck her cuz the turnoff was real. I decided to give it a shot anyway, and we moved to my parents' bedroom.

I could sense my erection going away (cuz zero attraction) so I rushed to get it inside her and pump away to keep it going. She had so much fat that it legit took me 2 minutes to really find her hole. And once I was inside, I barely felt anything. I lost my erection after 5-10 minutes and told her I OD'ed on caffeine and felt nauseous. JFL.

She said "Oh gosh I'm so sorry" and she kept trying to suck me off, still biting me like a retard. After 10 mins she said "Are you ever gonna cum??!" And i said "probably not, I've been masturbating too much lately hahaha"

 

[SurgerySoon]

While having sex with my girlfriend yesterday, she farted on my face doing the 69 position (serious). That's all I can muster when it comes to "unexpected events."

LOL did you say something to her?

I'm high as shit so here goes my worst sexual experience ever, happened in October.

Hooked up with a fat landwhale cuz i was just too horny to turn it down at the time. She came over, we sat for 5 minutes and watched TV, then I just escalated and we started making out. Then she grabbed my dick and said "This is small? You're kidding me!" (I had joked about my dick being small). She started sucking me off, but her fucking teeth were hurting me so much and she wouldn't stop biting my dick (I even had red marks the next day).

I didn't like the oral so I decided to try to fuck as soon as possible, so I took her pants off and I was hit with a traumatizing smell of shit right when I got my hand down there. Literally smelled like shit. Like she pooped beforehand and didn't wipe her ass properly. At this point I wasn't sure if I should even try to fuck her cuz the turnoff was real. I decided to give it a shot anyway, and we moved to my parents' bedroom.

I could sense my erection going away (cuz zero attraction) so I rushed to get it inside her and pump away to keep it going. She had so much fat that it legit took me 2 minutes to really find her hole. And once I was inside, I barely felt anything. I lost my erection after 5-10 minutes and told her I OD'ed on caffeine and felt nauseous. JFL.

She said "Oh gosh I'm so sorry" and she kept trying to suck me off, still biting me like a retard. After 10 mins she said "Are you ever gonna cum??!" And i said "probably not, I've been masturbating too much lately hahaha"

LOL Great story! Now this is what I'm talking about. Just curious, how did you first meet the girl? Was she mad that you didn't do oral on her?

 

[CupOfCoffee]

Just curious, how did you first meet the girl? Was she mad that you didn't do oral on her?

Tinder. And no she didn't say anything about it.

 

[SurgerySoon]

Tinder. And no she didn't say anything about it.

So what's the story behind the *best* hookup you've ever had? What's the lead-up to it, what made it so great, how did it end, etc.?

 

[CupOfCoffee]

So what's the story behind the *best* hookup you've ever had? What's the lead-up to it, what made it so great, how did it end, etc.?

I need to sleep, I'll type it out tomorrow after work and exam insha'allah

 

[Deleted member 3202]

LOL did you say something to her?


LOL Great story! Now this is what I'm talking about. Just curious, how did you first meet the girl? Was she mad that you didn't do oral on her?

I told her that if she were ugly, we'd be done for as a couple.