AUGUST 15TH 2024 | THE ANCIENT LOOKSMAX METHODS WILL LEAK

[Cr™]

Bluecel ramblings
Dnrd

No Vip purchased = dnr

 

[ivan.kuk]

the true secret was the friends we made along the way

 

[Cr™]

the situation is one of these:

1. we got scammed (the most realistic one)
2. he wants to give so much details that he is lost in writing (could be but, this was a thread planned for last years and he got all the time to organize and start writing on a notepad.exe/word)
3. he got asked to purposely delay the post, because it will be deleted and they want the least people to see it (conspiracy one)

i still hope that he will post

1and 2 most believable but what kind of method takes a whole day of writing

 

[Cr™]

the true secret was the friends we made along the way

The methods were the friends w made along the way

 

[itzyaboyJJ]

No Vip purchased = dnr

Even after buying vip and begging for the secrets in this thread all day you won’t ascend past subdonkey goy
Oh plus ignored lol

 

[Hydrogen]

1and 2 most believable but what kind of method takes a whole day of writing

that's the point, he started writing yesterday night at midnight when everybody was expecting to see it, and he delayed

 

[Cr™]

Even after buying vip and begging for the secrets in this thread all day you won’t ascend past subdonkey goy
Oh plus ignored lol

Begging? Jfl you were rotting on here buddy you won't ascend even if the methods were leaked
Ignored

 

[itzyaboyJJ]

Begging? Jfl you were rotting on here buddy you won't ascend even if the methods were leaked
Ignored

yeah, begging. Over 5 pages of ur subhuman ass begging for op to drop the leaks, don’t go deleting post now
I don’t need to “ascend” with ops schizo methods hahahahahha
Poor bastard
Man, are you really that ugly u need this leak so bad, sounds like u rly want it
We should start a go fund me to raise for any surgery’s u need lowk

 

[itzyaboyJJ]

Check pm

Told you
Desperate sub5 ahhahah

 

[itzyaboyJJ]

You keep ignoring my reply where will you post all of this

Begging
Good dog

 

[produssy]

the hype is slowly dying blatonslatt WHERE THE FUCK ARE U BHENCHOD

 

[Cr™]

yeah, begging. Over 5 pages of ur subhuman ass begging for op to drop the leaks, don’t go deleting post now
I don’t need to “ascend” with ops schizo methods hahahahahha
Poor bastard
Man, are you really that ugly u need this leak so bad, sounds like u rly want it
We should start a go fund me to raise for any surgery’s u need lowk

Jfl I can smell the insecurity from here go take a shower buddy "pussy slayer chadlite" absolutely greycel if you had atleast half a braincel you would be able to detect sarcasm but I guess indians aren't that good and who the fuck is called jj must be sad being bullied everyday in school

 

[Cr™]

Begging
Good dog

That's not begging Jfl at your retarded ass

 

[Cr™]

Told you
Desperate sub5 ahhahah

Gay ass nigga saying I'm on your mind as a male never speak again greycel

 

[Ascеnd]

Jfl I can smell the insecurity from here go take a shower buddy "pussy slayer chadlite" absolutely greycel if you had atleast half a braincel you would be able to detect sarcasm but I guess indians aren't that good and who the fuck is called jj must be sad being bullied everyday in school

retard cant handle the mog of @keonxmogs
@itzyaboyJJ

 

[itzyaboyJJ]

retard cant handle the mog of @keonxmogs
@itzyaboyJJ

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Is @cr still barking under my post? I ignored that abused dog
Hahahahah I really got under his skin
Poor bastard has no life just begging op to post some schizo ascension thread so he can escape his sub5 life

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[Ascеnd]

Is @Crtm still barking under my post? I ignored that abused dog
Hahahahah I really got under his skin
Poor bastard has no life just begging op to post some schizo ascension thread so he can escape his sub5 life

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niggas been begging for almost a week

 

[Cr™]

Is @cr still barking under my post? I ignored that abused dog
Hahahahah I really got under his skin
Poor bastard has no life just begging op to post some schizo ascension thread so he can escape his sub5 life

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You didn't ignore keep crying though -2024cel you will never be loved by anyone

 

[Cr™]

niggas been begging for almost a week

-2024

 

[itzyaboyJJ]

niggas been begging for almost a week

I bet he’s gonna say “I’m just joking bro I’m playing with the larp” knowing damn well he’s been crying to op for a whole week
No life whatsoever

 

[Cr™]

Is @cr still barking under my post? I ignored that abused dog
Hahahahah I really got under his skin
Poor bastard has no life just begging op to post some schizo ascension thread so he can escape his sub5 life

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I can't believe your subhuman ass is even talking to me nigga lower your tone around me fav swallow this ignore like you swallow dick

 

[itzyaboyJJ]

“You are ignoring content by this member” jfl dog is still crying stand down my bitch

 

[Ascеnd]

-2024

muhh newfags

>JoinedJul 23, 2023

 

[Cr™]

I bet he’s gonna say “I’m just joking bro I’m playing with the larp” knowing damn well he’s been crying to op for a whole week
No life whatsoever

Sureee 10 year and addicted to porn sad life tbh

 

[Cr™]

muhh newfags

>JoinedJul 23, 2023

Yeah that's before you nigga can you count

 

[Cr™]

“You are ignoring content by this member” jfl dog is still crying stand down my bitch

Jfll sure buddy you can see this post as clear as light

 

[Cr™]

“You are ignoring content by this member” jfl dog is still crying stand down my bitch

Now swallow this ignore like a good little bitch you are

 

[produssy]

Now swallow this ignore like a good little bitch you are

stop giving op free rep bhai, ignore these fags

 

[Cr™]

stop giving op free rep bhai, ignore these fags

my methods

 

[Ascеnd]

Yeah that's before you nigga can you count

im not the one bitching about newfags while having joined during the tiktok invasion

inb4 I was lurking since 1990 saar

 

[itzyaboyJJ]

is he still bitching ? lol
Poor thing

 

[itzyaboyJJ]

im not the one bitching about newfags while having joined during the tiktok invasion

inb4 I was lurking since 1990 saar

Leave this dog alone clearly no social life so he’s just begging op in the thread all day to post some that doesn’t exist
I feel pity for him

 

[Cr™]

im not the one bitching about newfags while having joined during the tiktok invasion

inb4 I was lurking since 1990 saar

Your the one bitching about "begging" for a method on a site that's revolved around methods you joined in the #2 TikTok invasion Now swallow this ignore like a good boy now both your gay assses ignored cope more keep crying for me newgen greycel

 

[itzyaboyJJ]

 

[itzyaboyJJ]

im not the one bitching about newfags while having joined during the tiktok invasion

inb4 I was lurking since 1990 saar

Let him bark all he want
Won’t read a single word of his projection ramblings

 

[Cr™]

stop giving op free rep bhai, ignore these fags

Pm me

 

[übermog]

He posted it but it got deleted In seconds

proof?

 

[Hydrogen]

@blatonslatt are you alive? update us

 

[Cr™]

@blatonslatt are you alive? update us

Watch him come back and say he's working on it and the classic "update coming soon!"

 

[Cr™]

I'm still waiting op today is your last day

 

[Debetro]

Caging at all these retards

 

[Debetro]

OP you got 70 rep free I got 40 rep free

 

[AdIndependent6291]

Because of Master's half-assed attempt at preserving our knowledge, I've decided to leak every OG and gatekept looksmaxxing method.


I don't give a fuck anymore, I will leak a gatekept looksmax EVERY DAY until I get banned.



Today is the 2 minute hollow cheek method, known as waterpulling.


Some of you OG lookism users may remember this, as it was very popular back in the day.


This method allows you to temporarily rid your cheeks from water and lower-levels of subcutaneous fat, by sucking them out with a syringe.

Back in the looksmax.me days, even Jordan admitted to waterpulling:

This pic is from 2018 or 2019, I don't remember exactly when the dude posted the screenshot on here.


Anyway.


The procedure? Ever so simple.

• Get a sterile insulin syringe.
  
  
  
  
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• Get a disinfectant swab (with alcohol in the formula), and wipe the centre of your cheek.
  
  
  
  Caution! do NOT wipe the needle tip with the swab!
  
  Alcohol removes the silicone covering on the needle, causing it to become dull.
  You will 100% hurt yourself with a dull needle tip.
  
  
  
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• Then, prepare to insert the needle in the correct spot.
  To find the correct spot:
  - Start from the extremity of your lip
  - Go 1 inch laterally
  - Go .5 of an inch upwards
  
  
  
  
  The cross should be the area of insertion. It's just below the zygomatic bone for most people.
  
  It is important to accurately insert within that area to avoid damaging any nerves.
  Once you've found the spot, carefully insert the needle at a 90° angle into your skin, MAKING SURE THE PLUNGER IS ALL THE WAY DOWN OF COURSE, LIKE THIS:
  
  
  
  
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• As soon as you feel the needle touch the inner part of your cheek, stop pushing it in.
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• Now, delicately start pulling the plunger.
  If you're doing it correctly, you may feel a slight tension when you start pulling.
  This is simply because of the difference in pressure between the needle barrel and the inside of your cheek.
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• Still delicately, pull harder.
  You should now feel a warm feeling in your cheek, as a mixture of semi-crystallised water and fatty tissues fill up the needle.
  I suggest pulling out no more than 0.3ml in one go. This alone will hollow you out incredibly.
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• Once you pull the needle out, wipe your skin with the alcohol swab to avoid infections.
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• You can now empty the needle in the sink and proceed the same way on the other cheek.
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It's fine to keep the same syringe for both cheeks. Make sure to throw it away after you're done though.

Use a new sterile syringe next time you waterpull.


Expectable results:

As I showed in my other thread, these pictures were taken three days apart.
Jordan already admitted to waterpulling, but some also suspect he also used SSRIs to complete the chiselled look.
If you want SSRIs, order them directly from an online pharmacy, as it's a nightmare to get a presciption for them in the West.




Anyway, the results should last 1 to 2 weeks depending on your eating habits and how much subcutaneous fat you've pulled out.


I wouldn't suggest doing this more than once a month. You should let your skin fully heal.




That's it for waterpulling folks.
I'll see you tomorrow for a nose shrinking guide, archived from lookism.net back in 2018.




Work smart, not hard.

LEAKING OG 100% DEBLOAT METHOD - ANY BF%

Because of Master's half-assed attempt at preserving our knowledge, I've decided to leak every OG and gatekept looksmaxxing method. I don't give a fuck anymore, I will leak a gatekept looksmax EVERY DAY until I get banned. Today is the 2 minute hollow cheek method, known as waterpulling...

looksmax.org

Bro copied and pasted whole thread and got 40 reps jfl

 

[Debetro]

LEAKING OG 100% DEBLOAT METHOD - ANY BF%

Because of Master's half-assed attempt at preserving our knowledge, I've decided to leak every OG and gatekept looksmaxxing method. I don't give a fuck anymore, I will leak a gatekept looksmax EVERY DAY until I get banned. Today is the 2 minute hollow cheek method, known as waterpulling...

looksmax.org

Bro copied and pasted whole thread and got 40 reps jfl

Work smart, not hard

 

[rawmilk]

Today

Nigger ill rape you or send someone at your address to.rape you. Doxx this nigga

 

[beefliverontop]

Caging at all these retards

JFL
These little subhuman greycels are going crazy

 

[Debetro]

JFL
These little subhuman greycels are going crazy

10 pages for this shit hohohohoho

 

[Cr™]

10 pages for this shit hohohohoho

By the way he's one of the people who want it

 

[Cr™]

JFL
These little subhuman greycels are going crazy

Be quiet

 

[produssy]

any second noww