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Lmao i actually met this nigga 2 days ago :lul:
 


also this porno where his cock can’t stay hard



his cock looks average length but so comically thin
 
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also this porno where his cock can’t stay hard



his cock looks average length but so comically thin
Thanks bhaijan. :sneaky: I’ve seen a few video of his already, got them in my fap folder. :feelshah: But the one you posted seemed new.
 
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Thanks bhaijan. :sneaky: I’ve seen a few video of his already, got them in my fap folder. :feelshah: But the one you posted seemed new.
I can’t blame you. sometimes I unironically like to watch midget dudes fucking girls and fantasize about myself fucking some chick who’s like 7 feet tall
 
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I can’t blame you. sometimes I unironically like to watch midget dudes fucking girls and fantasize about myself fucking some chick who’s like 7 feet tall
Men of culture. I only support truecel porn. :feelshah:
 
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Srs question… how small is 5x5 :hnghn:
Bone-pressed or non-bone-pressed? It’s not small at all. 5 inches in length is average (if bone-pressed, otherwise above average) and 5 inches in girth is above average, or even the starting point of big. :D For example, a guy with 7x5 can call himself big. Same girth, but less length.
 
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Bone-pressed or non-bone-pressed? It’s not small at all. 5 inches in length is average (if bone-pressed, otherwise above average) and 5 inches in girth is above average, or even the starting point of big. :D For example, a guy with 7x5 can call himself big. Same girth, but less length.
Bone pressed, but I also have a thicc jungle of pubes down there + I always jerk off with boxers on 🥴 so that prolly nerfs me by 0.5ish inches or so? Who knows

But that’s refreshing to hear bhai. Too many larpers on the internet claim to be 7x5 or even 8x6, that fucks with my psyche a bit :FeelsStrongMan:
 
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Bone pressed, but I also have a thicc jungle of pubes down there + I always jerk off with boxers on 🥴 so that prolly nerfs me by 0.5ish inches or so? Who knows

But that’s refreshing to hear bhai. Too many larpers on the internet claim to be 7x5 or even 8x6, that fucks with my psyche a bit :FeelsStrongMan:
That would only affect NBP size, and not BP size. Bone-pressed is when you shove the ruler into your pubic bone, eliminating variables such as body fat and grooming standards (or lack thereof).

There’s so many LARPers, yeah, I’ve even seen dudes on measuring subreddits where they are still frauding despite showing “evidence,” so imagine how many frauds there when they don’t even have to show it.

Also don’t forget that there are like 4,000,000,000 men in the world, so let’s say 4 million men have 7x5, you will see these numbers constantly, assuming they weren’t frauding. But there are a billion men, or more, who are below average in both length and girth, though you won’t hear them say it.

And finally, there’s a participation bias in which guys who believe they are big or at least above average will be showing it off more, putting themselves out there, etc. While the smaller guys will be reluctant to do.

Here’s an example. One of my Persian friends is a slayer now but he used to think he had a huge dick. Only when he started having sex, women would point out that his shit is small. One of his fuckbuddies even bought him a pack of extra small condoms but they were too tight, so he’s at least average or at least in girth. I don’t know his length but I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s like 4.5x4.5 which is fine. He still pulls women and they keep coming back for more because he’s good in bed.
 
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Only when he started having sex, women would point out that his shit is small. One of his fuckbuddies even bought him a pack of extra small condoms but they were too tight, so he’s at least average or at least in girth. I don’t know his length but I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s like 4.5x4.5 which is fine. He still pulls women and they keep coming back for more because he’s good in bed.

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Low key life fuel tho. Maybe I should larp as camel jockey once I ascend then :feelshah:
 
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Low key life fuel tho. Maybe I should larp as camel jockey once I ascend then :feelshah:
JFL at the image. He’s not your typical MENA, mind you. He’s very white-washed. Dresses and behaves very western. Well-spoken, too. Which is funny, because he was born in Iran. He once slayed a foid from an Islamic background. He was her second guy. But by far, most of his slays are Dutch women. He even wanted me to lose my v-card and offered one of his FWBs.
 
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He even wanted me to lose my v-card and offered one of his FWBs.
And you're a still a self proclaimed KHHV :cop::cop: blud never beating the fakecel/standardcel allegations :feelscry:
 
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And you're a still a self proclaimed KHHV :cop::cop: blud never beating the fakecel/standardcel allegations :feelscry:
I’m a volcel, but not a fakecel! Fakecels are guys who slay or are gl, I am neither of those two. Btw what was the name of the Tollywood movie or something again?
 
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blah blah nigga :rolleyes:

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I think the one I recommended was Leo (2023). It should be available on Netflix :Comfy:
There’s a massive difference. :feelswhy: And ahh, okay, Leo. That will be easy to remember. You have Canadian Netflix though, so the selection might be different on Dutch Netflix. I’ll check tomorrow. :D
 
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There’s a massive difference. :feelswhy: And ahh, okay, Leo. That will be easy to remember. You have Canadian Netflix though, so the selection might be different on Dutch Netflix. I’ll check tomorrow. :D
Seems that you guys have it too :Comfy:

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Lmk if you enjoy it bhai :feelsokman:
 
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Any Sri Lankan recommendations as well? :D
I acc don't even know if we have our own film industry 🥀 you'd prolly find SRK to be more popular in SL compared to any local actors jfl
 
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I acc don't even know if we have our own film industry 🥀 you'd prolly find SRK to be more popular in SL compared to any local actors jfl
I see. You probably do but it’s about surfer dudes mostly probably innit. Were you Tamil or Sinhalese? I forgot.
 
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I see. You probably do but it’s about surfer dudes mostly probably innit. Were you Tamil or Sinhalese? I forgot.
Tamil 🐯:p

Sinhalese technically aren't Dravidians btw. They belong to your fellow Indo Aryan clan :Comfy:
 
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Tamil 🐯:p

Sinhalese technically aren't Dravidians btw. They belong to your fellow Indo Aryan clan :Comfy:
Tamil Tiger. :sneaky: 🐅

I didn’t know they were Indo-Aryan. But I don’t know if calling them my clan would be accurate, since Indo-Aryan and Dravidian are linguistic groups.

Speaking of… when are you taking that DNA test? Maybe you’re secretly a Punjabi. :feelshah:
 
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looks like he can be easily drawn
 
I didn’t know they were Indo-Aryan. But I don’t know if calling them my clan would be accurate, since Indo-Aryan and Dravidian are linguistic groups.
Ya that's more so what I meant. Damn you really love nit picking the technical details, no wonder you considered becoming an English teacher :feelshaha:

Speaking of… when are you taking that DNA test? Maybe you’re secretly a Punjabi. :feelshah:
Soooooon as I get a damn job 😭 🤞 economy here is rough rn due to all the Poonjabis migrating here :feelsrope:
 
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Ya that's more so what I meant. Damn you really love nit picking the technical details, no wonder you considered becoming an English teacher :feelshaha:


Soooooon as I get a damn job 😭 🤞 economy here is rough rn due to all the Poonjabis migrating here :feelsrope:
I nitpick more than a nignog! :sneaky:

Yeah, you should get a job, I’m interested to see your results. :D

Punjabi takeover, single-handedly created New Bharat. :sneaky: They will transform it from New Bharat to Khalistan. :sneaky:
 
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They have the kirpa or whatever you call that; they are legally allowed to carry a knife aren’t they? They gon’ stab all the non-Punjabi brownbois. :sneaky:
Something like that actually happened to a poor white brah near my area a few years ago 😿 the gorey video of it was posted on here I think

 
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Something like that actually happened to a poor white brah near my area a few years ago 😿 the gorey video of it was posted on here I think

Something happened recently in the UK as well, this whiteboi got stabbed and shit but they thought he was the perpetrator, a racist guy, and they arrested him as he laid dying. :FeelsWeakMan:
 
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Chad skull
 
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Something happened recently in the UK as well, this whiteboi got stabbed and shit but they thought he was the perpetrator, a racist guy, and they arrested him as he laid dying. :FeelsWeakMan:
Ya I remember that case (Henry Novak or sumthin was his name). Tragic. Even as an ethnic takeover advocate I felt bad for him :feelscry:

JFL at the name. :ROFLMAO:

AccusedInderdeep Singh Gosal
Some parents rly want their ethnic child to get bullied as they grow up :FeelsStrongMan: helps build character I guess
 

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