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What's the foids @ tho dat ass phat
This is soo weird
What's the foids @ tho dat ass phat
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This is soo weird
Joined Jul 28, 2026i literally was his mentor
He’s a bigger slayer than me.
Son.He low key dick mogs me![]()

Link?
Link?![]()
xorgasmo.com
Thanks bhaijan.
also this porno where his cock can’t stay hard
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his cock looks average length but so comically thin
I can’t blame you. sometimes I unironically like to watch midget dudes fucking girls and fantasize about myself fucking some chick who’s like 7 feet tallThanks bhaijan.I’ve seen a few video of his already, got them in my fap folder.
But the one you posted seemed new.
Men of culture. I only support truecel porn.I can’t blame you. sometimes I unironically like to watch midget dudes fucking girls and fantasize about myself fucking some chick who’s like 7 feet tall
Srs question… how small is 5x5Son.![]()
Bone-pressed or non-bone-pressed? It’s not small at all. 5 inches in length is average (if bone-pressed, otherwise above average) and 5 inches in girth is above average, or even the starting point of big.Srs question… how small is 5x5![]()
Bone pressed, but I also have a thicc jungle of pubes down there + I always jerk off with boxers onBone-pressed or non-bone-pressed? It’s not small at all. 5 inches in length is average (if bone-pressed, otherwise above average) and 5 inches in girth is above average, or even the starting point of big.For example, a guy with 7x5 can call himself big. Same girth, but less length.
so that prolly nerfs me by 0.5ish inches or so? Who knows 
That would only affect NBP size, and not BP size. Bone-pressed is when you shove the ruler into your pubic bone, eliminating variables such as body fat and grooming standards (or lack thereof).Bone pressed, but I also have a thicc jungle of pubes down there + I always jerk off with boxers onso that prolly nerfs me by 0.5ish inches or so? Who knows
But that’s refreshing to hear bhai. Too many larpers on the internet claim to be 7x5 or even 8x6, that fucks with my psyche a bit![]()
Only when he started having sex, women would point out that his shit is small. One of his fuckbuddies even bought him a pack of extra small condoms but they were too tight, so he’s at least average or at least in girth. I don’t know his length but I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s like 4.5x4.5 which is fine. He still pulls women and they keep coming back for more because he’s good in bed.
JFL at the image. He’s not your typical MENA, mind you. He’s very white-washed. Dresses and behaves very western. Well-spoken, too. Which is funny, because he was born in Iran. He once slayed a foid from an Islamic background. He was her second guy. But by far, most of his slays are Dutch women. He even wanted me to lose my v-card and offered one of his FWBs.View attachment 5560871
Low key life fuel tho. Maybe I should larp as camel jockey once I ascend then![]()
And you're a still a self proclaimed KHHVHe even wanted me to lose my v-card and offered one of his FWBs.
I’m a volcel, but not a fakecel! Fakecels are guys who slay or are gl, I am neither of those two. Btw what was the name of the Tollywood movie or something again?And you're a still a self proclaimed KHHVblud never beating the fakecel/standardcel allegations
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blah blah niggaI’m a volcel, but not a fakecel! Fakecels are guys who slay or are gl, I am neither of those two
I think the one I recommended was Leo (2023). It should be available on NetflixBtw what was the name of the Tollywood movie or something again?
There’s a massive difference.blah blah nigga
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I think the one I recommended was Leo (2023). It should be available on Netflix![]()
Seems that you guys have it tooThere’s a massive difference.And ahh, okay, Leo. That will be easy to remember. You have Canadian Netflix though, so the selection might be different on Dutch Netflix. I’ll check tomorrow.
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Any Sri Lankan recommendations as well?
I acc don't even know if we have our own film industryAny Sri Lankan recommendations as well?![]()
you'd prolly find SRK to be more popular in SL compared to any local actors jflI see. You probably do but it’s about surfer dudes mostly probably innit. Were you Tamil or Sinhalese? I forgot.I acc don't even know if we have our own film industryyou'd prolly find SRK to be more popular in SL compared to any local actors jfl
what the fuck nigga i never expected that
TamilI see. You probably do but it’s about surfer dudes mostly probably innit. Were you Tamil or Sinhalese? I forgot.

Tamil Tiger.Tamil
Sinhalese technically aren't Dravidians btw. They belong to your fellow Indo Aryan clan![]()

Ya that's more so what I meant. Damn you really love nit picking the technical details, no wonder you considered becoming an English teacherI didn’t know they were Indo-Aryan. But I don’t know if calling them my clan would be accurate, since Indo-Aryan and Dravidian are linguistic groups.
Soooooon as I get a damn jobSpeaking of… when are you taking that DNA test? Maybe you’re secretly a Punjabi.![]()
economy here is rough rn due to all the Poonjabis migrating here I nitpick more than a nignog!Ya that's more so what I meant. Damn you really love nit picking the technical details, no wonder you considered becoming an English teacher
Soooooon as I get a damn job![]()
economy here is rough rn due to all the Poonjabis migrating here
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Pshh, as if we'd let that happenPunjabi takeover, single-handedly created New Bharat.They will transform it from New Bharat to Khalistan.
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They have the kirpa or whatever you call that; they are legally allowed to carry a knife aren’t they? They gon’ stab all the non-Punjabi brownbois.
Something like that actually happened to a poor white brah near my area a few years agoThey have the kirpa or whatever you call that; they are legally allowed to carry a knife aren’t they? They gon’ stab all the non-Punjabi brownbois.![]()
the gorey video of it was posted on here I thinkSomething happened recently in the UK as well, this whiteboi got stabbed and shit but they thought he was the perpetrator, a racist guy, and they arrested him as he laid dying.Something like that actually happened to a poor white brah near my area a few years agothe gorey video of it was posted on here I think
Killing of Paul Schmidt - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org

JFL at the name.Something like that actually happened to a poor white brah near my area a few years agothe gorey video of it was posted on here I think
Killing of Paul Schmidt - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
| Accused | Inderdeep Singh Gosal |
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Ya I remember that case (Henry Novak or sumthin was his name). Tragic. Even as an ethnic takeover advocate I felt bad for himSomething happened recently in the UK as well, this whiteboi got stabbed and shit but they thought he was the perpetrator, a racist guy, and they arrested him as he laid dying.![]()
Some parents rly want their ethnic child to get bullied as they grow upJFL at the name.
Accused Inderdeep Singh Gosal
helps build character I guessLots of storage on the rear end if that head

The JFL was for the last line. Yeah, his name was Henry Novak. Apparently, he was Slavic.Ya I remember that case (Henry Novak or sumthin was his name). Tragic. Even as an ethnic takeover advocate I felt bad for him
Some parents rly want their ethnic child to get bullied as they grow uphelps build character I guess
I was waiting for the mogs me lolHe’s a bigger slayer than me.
That would make it unbelievable.I was waiting for the mogs me lol
Mine is 18cmBone-pressed or non-bone-pressed? It’s not small at all. 5 inches in length is average (if bone-pressed, otherwise above average) and 5 inches in girth is above average, or even the starting point of big.For example, a guy with 7x5 can call himself big. Same girth, but less length.
Holy
also this porno where his cock can’t stay hard
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his cock looks average length but so comically thin
Me too.Mine is 18cm
I've never measured girthMe too.But bone-pressed. What’s the girth?
Same brah. I used to think it was silly bcuz most ppl couldn’t pounce it correctly, but it is a hella unique nameAttending a white high school, I used to dislike the fact I had a non-white name but now that I’ve grown older, I’ve gotten compliments on my name, with white women calling it beautiful. I had to mention their race because they’re the only ones haha.
average Brazilian build
Swarthy knight is rare everywhere tbhSame brah. I used to think it was silly bcuz most ppl couldn’t pounce it correctly, but it is a hella unique name
Fun fact, I randomly looked up my first name on IG and I saw this white chad and a white HTB who each had my same namedidn’t think it’d be found in other cultures, since it’s rare even in mine
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