back from 5 months prison

6’1cel

6’1cel

6'3cel now* living in denmark
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Leaves the prison just to entire the insane asylum that is this forum.
 
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welcome back:blackpill:
 
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1000016975
 
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What kinda prison is this? You've got your cellphone and weed? Bro you didn't go to a prison you went to a summer camp for adults.
 
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Lil bro why u got phones in there
What kinda prison is this? You've got your cellphone and weed? Bro you didn't go to a prison you went to a summer camp for adults.
the cellphone is smuggled and illegal, so is weed.
i just made someone smuggle a phone
i made si much money i smuggled xanax, its costs me 10dollars for 15 pills and i sold them for 15 dollars a pill
 
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the cellphone is smuggled and illegal, so is weed.
i just made someone smuggle a phone
i made si much money i smuggled xanax, its costs me 10dollars for 15 pills and i sold them for 15 dollars a pill
smuggling a phone :lul:

nigga how ur ass not caught w it

dont they do cell checks
 
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smuggling a phone :lul:

nigga how ur ass not caught w it

dont they do cell checks
i paid a visitor to smuggle the phone.
yeah they do, you just have to be smart abt it, never leave ur shit in the cell, behind mirror is good, inside a bag of flour, under your pants by ur dick when youre outside with it - they mostly check pockets, not touchibg dick

i also had visitor smuggle xanax its super easy, they only have metal detector so wont recognize xanax if well hidden

some people from the outside also just throw it over the fence, or use drones
 
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thought thered be more hype man
 
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give me my fucking notifications or ill go back to prison for murser
have taken 3g coke and spent aæl night smaking this theead without gouibg to sleeep
 
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How many books you finished there
 
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Eat aajonus vonderplanitz diet replace raw milk to coke milk have exactly same effect as coke after 4 liters i day u just start laught randomly about 20min good stuff
give me my fucking notifications or ill go back to prison for murser
have taken 3g coke and spent aæl night smaking this theead without gouibg to sleeep
 
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Jfl what did you do
 
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im probably going to prison again for 3-4 years soon tho
 
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This nigga low inhibition mogs you @Clavicular
 
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How are prisons in Denmark? Considering you only got 5 months probably like a luxury hotel JFL.
 
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im probably going to prison again for 3-4 years soon tho
What the fuck why? If you can get a phone and all that smuggled in I doubt those years would be that bad though. You'll probably get let out early even if you do go. I didn't think they took drug charges all that seriously over there.
 
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What the fuck why? If you can get a phone and all that smuggled in I doubt those years would be that bad though. You'll probably get let out early even if you do go. I didn't think they took drug charges all that seriously over there.
Mirin if he comes back with even better bones
 
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How are prisons in Denmark? Considering you only got 5 months probably like a luxury hotel JFL.
its depends on the prison. first 2 months was good cus i was in open prison, where you can speak on a oldfashion phone to family and go outside and have work.
but my last 3 months were shit, because i beat a junkie up for owing me money. i got transfered to very high security prison, got served shitty prison food, could only smoke an hour a day thats all the free time u get rest is 23/24h in the cell, the guards are violent as fuck.

i have bruises everywhere from 6 guards hitting me at once
and one time the guards put a plastic bag over my head so i couldnt breathe, while they punched me in the stomach.

there were often people gotte beat up, my friend even poured boiling sugar-oil on some albanian who sold without permission from the bosses
 
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What the fuck why? If you can get a phone and all that smuggled in I doubt those years would be that bad though. You'll probably get let out early even if you do go. I didn't think they took drug charges all that seriously over there.
How are prisons in Denmark? Considering you only got 5 months probably like a luxury hotel JFL.
Prisons in Nordic countries like free hotel rooms that you check into whenever the winter comes. Just steal a phone on the subway and spend the entire Christmas in heated cozy rooms with food, phone and a gym at your disposal.
 
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What the fuck why? If you can get a phone and all that smuggled in I doubt those years would be that bad though. You'll probably get let out early even if you do go. I didn't think they took drug charges all that seriously over there.
i wont be able to smuggle shit. in the high sexurity prison i spent my last 3 months i got stripsearched daily
 
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Prisons in Nordic countries like free hotel rooms that you check into whenever the winter comes. Just steal a phone on the subway and spend the entire Christmas in heated cozy rooms with food, phone and a gym at your disposal.
no phone man, and it depends completely on whicj prison, read
its depends on the prison. first 2 months was good cus i was in open prison, where you can speak on a oldfashion phone to family and go outside and have work.
but my last 3 months were shit, because i beat a junkie up for owing me money. i got transfered to very high security prison, got served shitty prison food, could only smoke an hour a day thats all the free time u get rest is 23/24h in the cell, the guards are violent as fuck.

i have bruises everywhere from 6 guards hitting me at once
and one time the guards put a plastic bag over my head so i couldnt breathe, while they punched me in the stomach.

there were often people gotte beat up, my friend even poured boiling sugar-oil on some albanian who sold without permission from the bosses
 
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What kind of organized crime were u involved in?
 
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Did the police take your phone and read all of the schizo autism you posted on here when you got arrested JFL?
 
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Raw milk gives you tits.
 
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Well what kind of organized crime are they ACCUSING you of? Not necessarily saying you did it, but what are they accusing you of doing?
 
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i guess.
shes my main rn. mulatto, 3 years older than me
her ex was a high ranking hells angels member but hes in prison now for murder
 
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Well what kind of organized crime are they ACCUSING you of? Not necessarily saying you did it, but what are they accusing you of doing?
drugs habibi
 
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i guess.
shes my main rn. mulatto, 3 years older than me
her ex was a high ranking hells angels member but hes in prison now for murder

You give me insane crime movie protagonist vibes tbh.
 
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her ex put at 20k$ bounty on my head
See even in my dreams I can't imagine living the life that you do everyday. My life is dull, boring, monotnous but still fulfilling. It's like a slow gradual progress and I'm generally doing fine most of the time but your life is like a zig zag lines of huge highs and soul crushing lows. Absolutely insane how some people can live such exhilarating, unpredictable lives tbh.
 
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Did the police take your phone and read all of the schizo autism you posted on here when you got arrested JFL?
they arent allowed to hack phones under the us congress law unless it involves pedophilia, a large drug ring or murder, learned that from a friend in prison
 
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