Bagelcel might ascend due to his new-found status.

[Time Travel]

Bagel guy says viral rant has already changed his luck with the ladies

The chip-on-his-shoulder Long Island bagel shop customer whose viral rant about dating turned into a brawl is going back for another bite, he told The Post on Thursday. “They just invited me …

nypost.com

 

[itsoverbuddyboyo]

we manlets need to bound together tbh.

 

[Deleted member 470]

I'm happy for him

 

[Time Travel]

if he ascends he can no longer represent us

idk. He will still be treated poorly by people who don't know him and get no attention from women that have no idea who he is.

I'm happy for him

me too

 

[RichardSpencel]

if he ascends he can no longer represent us

The incel saint dilema.

He can ascend but only if after he nuts he gets up and screams "IM SAINT BAGELCEL BITCH" and bounces.

 

[Lumbersexual]

No amount of fame will make women want to fuck him. He is just too ugly and too short. He's just a famous circus attraction now and that is all.

 

[Time Travel]

No amount of fame will make women want to fuck him. He is just too ugly and too short. He's just a famous circus attraction now and that is all.

cope
women are famewhores

 

[KrissKross]

No amount of fame will make women want to fuck him. He is just too ugly and too short. He's just a famous circus attraction now and that is all.

His face is actually ok, put it on a 6 foot dude and he’s be fine

 

[RedKeyboard]

He should've gotten a massage or taken a cold showER, to get rid of all that rage.