Balding means you're an alpha

[Andros]

The Tsavo Man-Eaters were a pair of man-eating lions in the Tsavo region, which were responsible for the deaths of a number of construction workers on the Kenya-Uganda Railway between March and December 1898. The significance of this lion pair was their unusual behavior of killing men and the manner of their attacks.

Tsavo male lions generally do not have a mane, though colouration and thickness vary. Tsavo males may have heightened levels of testosterone, which could also explain their reputation for aggression.

 

[Peachy]

I fucking knew it. Just don't forget to glue on the hair system because to women it's not alpha to be bald.

 

[autistic_tendencies]

Yeah losing your hair means you’re too much of a man

 

[onnysk]

legit, avoid all bald men
they will fuck you over to prove their "alpha"

 

[PersianKingdom]

If I ever start balding I'm ending it.

 

[Festrunk]

bro you'll look just like the rock bro ladies love it bro i promise