Ballsmashing guide: how to get Japanese balls of steel

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๐“˜ ๐“ฏ๐“ฎ๐“ฎ๐“ต ๐“ต๐“ฒ๐“ด๐“ฎ ๐“–๐“พ๐“ฌ๐“ฌ๐“ฒ ๐“ถ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ฎ ๐“ฒ๐“ท 2006 (๐”€๐“ฑ๐“ฎ๐“ท ๐“ฑ๐“ฎ ๐”€๐“ช๐“ผ ๐“ซ๐“ช๐“ต๐“ต๐“ผ๐“ถ๐“ช๐“ผ๐“ฑ๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“ฐ)
-Albert Einstein 2001


What is ball smashing:

Bone smashing but on your balls. It is used
to create fibrosis in the testicles, but instead of fibrosis on bones, it can be used to negate the testicular from reducing in size. We know that those sneaky Jews ballsmash, and actually, it is proven that being circumcised means you are a professional ball smasher. AND it makes you immune to MKUltra.

Users of this ancient technique:


โ€œ๐“œ๐”‚ ๐“ท๐“ช๐“ถ๐“ฎ๐“ผ ๐“™๐“ธ๐“ป๐“ญ๐“ช๐“ท ๐“‘๐“ช๐“ป๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ฝ๐“ฝ ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ญ ๐“˜ ๐“พ๐“ผ๐“ฎ ๐“ซ๐“ช๐“ต๐“ต ๐“ผ๐“ถ๐“ช๐“ผ๐“ฑ๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“ฐโ€
- Jordan Barrett in an interview.

โ€œ๐“˜โ€™๐“ถ ๐“ข๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ท ๐“ธ ๐“น๐“ป๐”‚ ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ญ ๐“˜ ๐“ต๐“ธ๐“ฟ๐“ฎ ๐“ซ๐“ช๐“ต๐“ต ๐“ผ๐“ถ๐“ช๐“ผ๐“ฑ๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“ฐโ€
- Sean o pry

โ€œMy names clavicular and I lied. I never did bone smashing only ball smashingโ€ -clavicular

WOW ITS ACTUALLY MIND BLOWING THAT THESE CELEBRITIES USE THIS SECRET TECHNIQUE.


Ballsmashing results:


Before:
*I canโ€™t put a picture of someoneโ€™s balls here but just imagine*

After:
Steel Ball Run Spin GIF


Dearest readers:
I herby say that this post is not medically supported (the rich keep their secrets), and any injury is hereby not accounted to me. I would also like to say that ballsmashing has the risk of photosynthesis.
Signing off
-pussy.

@Tesarossa @Miggle @mlglocalfatkid @s66ee @Gargantuan @Menas @eon @zurrity @Dosey @ThomasDeutsch @Mast Reich @DarkAscender @DownwardGrowthCel @Jenson @iblamemyhabits @SuperMutantMaxxer @Jenson @Temp. @miriniqontiktok @NumbThePain @birthdefect @Askinov @thekey @tiredman @Sub->CL @Swarthy Knight
@JOTAROSON @top 1 bulbous nose @sayonara @terlound @โ‚ฑu$$ยฅ

Do not fret friends as pussy has just begun his beautiful savour of the greys of this forum. For pussys next piece of amazing knowledge in the form of a guide, he has;
โ€œHow to sound smart (like pussy) without being smartโ€.

Stay tuned, and until next time.
 
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Only 5 people get ur tag :ogre:
 
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i am not reading that shit:forcedsmile:
 
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Wtf did I js read, W Gyro
 
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Opisafaggot
 
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High IQ high effort post.
Keep going
 
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Whereโ€™s your rep nigga boy? You should rep everyone bc here exist rep system
I canโ€™t rep until tomorrow ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
Everyone is getting reps when I am able too donโ€™t you worry
 
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Bump I need to spread my knowledge like how I spread my aids
 
๐“˜ ๐“ฏ๐“ฎ๐“ฎ๐“ต ๐“ต๐“ฒ๐“ด๐“ฎ ๐“–๐“พ๐“ฌ๐“ฌ๐“ฒ ๐“ถ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ฎ ๐“ฒ๐“ท 2006 (๐”€๐“ฑ๐“ฎ๐“ท ๐“ฑ๐“ฎ ๐”€๐“ช๐“ผ ๐“ซ๐“ช๐“ต๐“ต๐“ผ๐“ถ๐“ช๐“ผ๐“ฑ๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“ฐ)
-Albert Einstein 2001


What is ball smashing:

Bone smashing but on your balls. It is used
to create fibrosis in the testicles, but instead of fibrosis on bones, it can be used to negate the testicular from reducing in size. We know that those sneaky Jews ballsmash, and actually, it is proven that being circumcised means you are a professional ball smasher. AND it makes you immune to MKUltra.

Users of this ancient technique:


โ€œ๐“œ๐”‚ ๐“ท๐“ช๐“ถ๐“ฎ๐“ผ ๐“™๐“ธ๐“ป๐“ญ๐“ช๐“ท ๐“‘๐“ช๐“ป๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ฝ๐“ฝ ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ญ ๐“˜ ๐“พ๐“ผ๐“ฎ ๐“ซ๐“ช๐“ต๐“ต ๐“ผ๐“ถ๐“ช๐“ผ๐“ฑ๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“ฐโ€
- Jordan Barrett in an interview.

โ€œ๐“˜โ€™๐“ถ ๐“ข๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ท ๐“ธ ๐“น๐“ป๐”‚ ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ญ ๐“˜ ๐“ต๐“ธ๐“ฟ๐“ฎ ๐“ซ๐“ช๐“ต๐“ต ๐“ผ๐“ถ๐“ช๐“ผ๐“ฑ๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“ฐโ€
- Sean o pry

โ€œMy names clavicular and I lied. I never did bone smashing only ball smashingโ€ -clavicular

WOW ITS ACTUALLY MIND BLOWING THAT THESE CELEBRITIES USE THIS SECRET TECHNIQUE.


Ballsmashing results:


Before:
*I canโ€™t put a picture of someoneโ€™s balls here but just imagine*

After:
Steel Ball Run Spin GIF


Dearest readers:
I herby say that this post is not medically supported (the rich keep their secrets), and any injury is hereby not accounted to me. I would also like to say that ballsmashing has the risk of photosynthesis.
Signing off
-pussy.

@Tesarossa @Miggle @mlglocalfatkid @s66ee @Gargantuan @Menas @eon @zurrity @Dosey @ThomasDeutsch @Mast Reich @DarkAscender @DownwardGrowthCel @Jenson @iblamemyhabits @SuperMutantMaxxer @Jenson @Temp. @miriniqontiktok @NumbThePain @birthdefect @Askinov @thekey @tiredman @Sub->CL @Swarthy Knight
@JOTAROSON @top 1 bulbous nose @sayonara @terlound @โ‚ฑu$$ยฅ

Do not fret friends as pussy has just begun his beautiful savour of the greys of this forum. For pussys next piece of amazing knowledge in the form of a guide, he has;
โ€œHow to sound smart (like pussy) without being smartโ€.

Stay tuned, and until next time.
DNR!!! Only reading if it works on my dick
 
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๐“˜ ๐“ฏ๐“ฎ๐“ฎ๐“ต ๐“ต๐“ฒ๐“ด๐“ฎ ๐“–๐“พ๐“ฌ๐“ฌ๐“ฒ ๐“ถ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ฎ ๐“ฒ๐“ท 2006 (๐”€๐“ฑ๐“ฎ๐“ท ๐“ฑ๐“ฎ ๐”€๐“ช๐“ผ ๐“ซ๐“ช๐“ต๐“ต๐“ผ๐“ถ๐“ช๐“ผ๐“ฑ๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“ฐ)
-Albert Einstein 2001


What is ball smashing:

Bone smashing but on your balls. It is used
to create fibrosis in the testicles, but instead of fibrosis on bones, it can be used to negate the testicular from reducing in size. We know that those sneaky Jews ballsmash, and actually, it is proven that being circumcised means you are a professional ball smasher. AND it makes you immune to MKUltra.

Users of this ancient technique:


โ€œ๐“œ๐”‚ ๐“ท๐“ช๐“ถ๐“ฎ๐“ผ ๐“™๐“ธ๐“ป๐“ญ๐“ช๐“ท ๐“‘๐“ช๐“ป๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ฝ๐“ฝ ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ญ ๐“˜ ๐“พ๐“ผ๐“ฎ ๐“ซ๐“ช๐“ต๐“ต ๐“ผ๐“ถ๐“ช๐“ผ๐“ฑ๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“ฐโ€
- Jordan Barrett in an interview.

โ€œ๐“˜โ€™๐“ถ ๐“ข๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ท ๐“ธ ๐“น๐“ป๐”‚ ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ญ ๐“˜ ๐“ต๐“ธ๐“ฟ๐“ฎ ๐“ซ๐“ช๐“ต๐“ต ๐“ผ๐“ถ๐“ช๐“ผ๐“ฑ๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“ฐโ€
- Sean o pry

โ€œMy names clavicular and I lied. I never did bone smashing only ball smashingโ€ -clavicular

WOW ITS ACTUALLY MIND BLOWING THAT THESE CELEBRITIES USE THIS SECRET TECHNIQUE.


Ballsmashing results:


Before:
*I canโ€™t put a picture of someoneโ€™s balls here but just imagine*

After:
Steel Ball Run Spin GIF


Dearest readers:
I herby say that this post is not medically supported (the rich keep their secrets), and any injury is hereby not accounted to me. I would also like to say that ballsmashing has the risk of photosynthesis.
Signing off
-pussy.

@Tesarossa @Miggle @mlglocalfatkid @s66ee @Gargantuan @Menas @eon @zurrity @Dosey @ThomasDeutsch @Mast Reich @DarkAscender @DownwardGrowthCel @Jenson @iblamemyhabits @SuperMutantMaxxer @Jenson @Temp. @miriniqontiktok @NumbThePain @birthdefect @Askinov @thekey @tiredman @Sub->CL @Swarthy Knight
@JOTAROSON @top 1 bulbous nose @sayonara @terlound @โ‚ฑu$$ยฅ

Do not fret friends as pussy has just begun his beautiful savour of the greys of this forum. For pussys next piece of amazing knowledge in the form of a guide, he has;
โ€œHow to sound smart (like pussy) without being smartโ€.

Stay tuned, and until next time.
gave this a little chuckle
 

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